[QUOTE=Craptasket;16446259][img]http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-lava.jpg[/img]
Ever wanted your dickcheese nuked off your sack? Impress the ladies with clean not your shitty Axe smell
I'm not quite sure why I started buying it other than my brother telling me "it owns" and so I bought a pack of two and my brother rushed into the shower almost immediately, what the fuck?
here's something from their website
[url]http://www.lavasoap.com/[/url]
Sounds tough, tough enough for someone to complain it stings and burns after using one, yeah I didn't believe it. yea yeah, so later I wanted to relax and quit the day and I finally opened one of the bars, first though it was nothing out of the ordinary, until I rinsed it, it felt like [b]SANDPAPER[/b].
It only stings after applying over an area more than 3 times, results are not good if you do it hard enough, leaves the skin super dry and tear opens your pours, equivalent to having broken skin (or is it in the first place?) Seriously this stuff is next to bleach and it works.
This is stuff will wipe out even your natural skin oil, and so clean it feels like your skin cells are being peeled off, this is serious stuff.
[img]http://www.old-time.com/commercials/1940%27s/Ad%20Lava%20Early%201940%27s%202.jpg[/img]
Ouchy to your skin[/QUOTE]
How the hell did he get that many funnies?
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;16542634]How the hell did he get that many funnies?[/QUOTE]
"I keep my hand's why can't he?"
Don't you get the joke?
Fuck that, I bathe in Orange Glo.
[img]http://prohowtos.ipower.com/userfiles/orangeglo.jpg[/img]
OP has almost 2000 funnies. How?
I'm so hardcore I used this on my junk
It was an interesting experience
[QUOTE=Dragon;16545537]I'm so hardcore I used this on my junk
It was an interesting experience[/QUOTE]
Dragons don't have "junk".
[QUOTE=Jman234;16545556]Dragons don't have "junk".[/QUOTE]
yes they do
have you never seen furry porn
I have been using this stuff ever since i saw this thread. thank you OP
[QUOTE=Splurgy;16545704]yes they do
have you never seen furry porn[/QUOTE]
But Dragons aren't furry, they're scaly.
I bet this would make a good prank actually.
Buy a bar of this and put it in the shower when the ordinary soap runs out, the annoying 8 year old will wash his noodle with it and get the SHOCK of his life :v:
Meanwhile i'm all squeaky clean because i'm not dumb enough to wash the same area 5 times with this soap.
[QUOTE=Lolerskins;16551303]I bet this would make a good prank actually.
Buy a bar of this and put it in the shower when the ordinary soap runs out, the annoying 8 year old will wash his noodle with it and get the SHOCK of his life :v:
Meanwhile i'm all squeaky clean because i'm not dumb enough to wash the same area 5 times with this soap.[/QUOTE]
Maybe I'll try this, with my 20 year old annoying cousin.
But I don't think they sell this in Portugal :crying:
I must have it for myself!
[QUOTE=Jman234;16545556]Dragons don't have "junk".[/QUOTE]
Uh oh
[QUOTE=Dragon;16553847]Uh oh[/QUOTE]
He's just trying to hurt your feelings.
[QUOTE=Dysentery;16542223]If you're talking about that old thread, it was for "Noxzema".[/QUOTE]
No it was another commercial in GTA Vice City
[QUOTE=Dragon;16553847]Uh oh[/QUOTE]
It's ok. Everything going to be all right.
[QUOTE=Jman234;16545556]Dragons don't have "junk".[/QUOTE]
I have many, many pictures that say otherwise
[QUOTE=Jman234;16545556]Dragons don't have "junk".[/QUOTE]
Dragons don't exist.
UH OH
HOT DOG
[QUOTE=ventilated;16478938]You could be a real hardass, and buy this Lava soap at Home Depot or Lowe's.[/QUOTE]
I fucking knew it.
[editline]02:13AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;16542634]How the hell did he get that many funnies?[/QUOTE]
why do yall care about ratings so much
yo this is tommy tomato in the works proppin Lava soap
it's tha best
Where can I buy this stuff in the UK?
Sounds like Solvol.
[img]http://www.wd40.com.au/solvol/images/product_bar.jpg[/img]
Can you get this in the UK?
[QUOTE=Greeman;16557545]
why do yall care about ratings so much[/QUOTE]
I don't, i've just never seen that many.
Ahahaha
Lava soap is great as an alternative to shaving.
Eh, it gets off shop dirt really well though.
If you have Acne, don't bother with creams and shit.
Buy this. As said before, it will fucking [B]rip[/B] acne out of your face.
Sure, your face will be blood for the next week. But MAN UP.
[editline]02:45AM[/editline]
Pussy.
Fun fact: The Lava Soap company is a member of the WD-40 Family.
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/LV5cv_.png[/img]
Goddamn, wish I could buy it here.
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