• The Headline Smasher - Stupid headlines generated by analyzing headlines of popular websites
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[QUOTE]Amanda Bynes Claims She Was Born on Mars, Prof Says[/QUOTE]
[B]The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay[/B]
More. I have more. [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13254"]How to Walk Through a Field of Cacti[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13274"]Gary Busey Will Teach You About Evolution and Climate Change: Si Se Puede![/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13284"]Stunning Photos: Raging Fire FED by 55,000 Tons of Nutella[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13289"]For Boy Scouts, Last Chance to Exact Calculated Revenge on Woody Allen[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13293"]This Is CISPA Explained. SOPA Was Meant to Be Paid by GOP Allies to Post and Upvote Stories Like This[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13386"]Battlefield 4 and Xbox One Kinect Can Be Yours for $15,000[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13415"]Ex-Basketball Wives Star 'Hos' Are Ruining Summer for Scandinavians[/URL][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][URL="http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/13417"]Sheriff Claims He Threatened Women With Long-Ass Bangs[/URL][/QUOTE] :quagmire: [editline]1st December 2013[/editline] Shame you can't pick The Daily Mail and Fox News to generate a headline :v:
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Dead kids have never been happier to code Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News. Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds My ass is getting Itchy
[QUOTE]Female Superheroes Are Still Not Hiring Women [B]Man Swims 5 Hours to Save David Hasselhoff Ads From Thieves[/B][/QUOTE] What the christ [QUOTE]Locked Up: Activision Flip Flops She Belongs Just Where She Is. And I'm Ready to Throw in the Style Of “Calvin and Hobbes” Horses and Health Insurance to Buying a PlayStation Plus Subscription Service Coming to PC Breaking: CNN Is Still Gay This Ain't No Porn Star ... Again An Open Letter to Obama Administration: Take the Ass Yo, Your Yo-Yo Will Still Dare to Be the Worst This Frickin' Guy Has Dancing Feet Hideo Kojima Suits Up for Re-Election This Year. Let's Make Sure His Opponent Wins! This Abandoned Underwater Strip Club Night 'He Touched My ASS' I Almost Fainted Obama Will Pay for the PS3 How (Some) Pro League of Legends Clone Is Disappointingly Uninspired[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]NRA Wishes You All Merry Christmas and a Leg[/QUOTE] Th-thanks?
[IMG]http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/liopleurodonz/wtfheadlines_zps08553c5c.png[/IMG] What...??? :v:
[QUOTE] Fox Panel: Liberals Support Birth Control to Our Employees[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/14424[/url]
[QUOTE]How to Dress as a Back Scratching Pole[/QUOTE] Well that's next year's halloween sorted [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]If Crysis Were a Car We Borrowed From Our Dad, We’d Be in So Much Homophobia, This Is How Wars Start[/QUOTE] The hell? [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Ricky Gervais Can't Not Be Shot[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Scientists Can Now Gift Premium Memberships[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Bill Maher Gets Booed — Twice — After Making 35 Percent More Profits on Rising Gas Prices[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Boy's Tombstone Shows Him Shooting 13-Year-Old Boy[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Hey Internet, Hamsters Don't Get F**King Caught[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Justin Timberlake I'm 'Deeply Sorry' for Being Too Handsome[/QUOTE] haha that's priceless [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Man Kills Himself Hours After a Weak First Season[/QUOTE] oh god [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Grassley Calls Obama Over This Weird Movie About Computer Chess[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Can Bowser Resist the Charms of a Blow Job[/QUOTE] wow [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]The NBA Player Who Came Out Because I'm Menstruating Profusely[/QUOTE] a women menstruated an nba player? [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Egyptian Videographer Captures His Own Grandma[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Feminist Yog-Sothoth Will Drive You Insane After Getting Run Over by the Numbers, Episode 3[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] oh my fucking god ahahaha [QUOTE]‘Declaration of War’: Syrian Rebels in a Surprising Frontrunner Emerged to Direct World of Warcraft[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cr2142;43040769][editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] ‘Declaration of War’: Syrian Rebels in a Surprising Frontrunner Emerged to Direct World of Warcraft[/QUOTE] World of Warfare: The Warlords of Syria
[QUOTE]Watch SpaceX's Grasshopper Vehicle Hop 820 Feet Into the Water[/QUOTE]
Guess you have to make an account there to vote now. At least it'll attribute headlines you've saved to you.
Quick Q&A: Why She Got Naked Your Room Is Basically a Chemical Weapon Why You Should Stop Being Awkward Welcome to the Dark, Sad, Lonely Internet When Hipsters Ruin a Kid's Minecraft Game The Fart That Saved a Woman’s Life ahahaahahaha
[QUOTE]All Republicans Want to Fuck Me[/QUOTE]
[quote]Unpaid Intern How Dare You Sue Us! You're a Cunt, Harris[/quote] Poor Harris. :v: [editline]edit[/editline] [quote]Sorority Girls Offered Free Drinks to Vote on Whether CIA Employees Are Experiencing Retaliation for Talking About Dicks[/quote] This site is amazing.
[quote]Just a Regular Priest Who Had Sex with You[/quote] [quote]How to Get Naked[/quote] [QUOTE]Why 'Curiosity Killed the Debt Ceiling' Is Different From Skylanders[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Us Forces Ready to Fight THEM[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Garrus Returns! And Other Things I've Ever Wanted McDonalds This Badly[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Gruesome Video Appears to Be Just Like Men[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Review: 'My Neighbors Are Fucking' Is Just Awful[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Die Antwoord to Play With Dolls[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Can a Child's Head Explode From Being an Epic Fail in 40 Years[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Skinny People Poop Will Save Him $13,000[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Calif. Lawmakers Move to Europe[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Check Out Some Birds ... Man[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]John McCain at Phoenix Town Hall: ‘We Didn’t Send You to Hit Wii U vs. GameCube'[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Ninja Theory Is Definitely Developing a Movie About Addiction to Candy Crush[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]You're a Cunt, Harris.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]So, a Python Didn’t Actually Eat a Drunk British Guy[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Warren Buffett Thinks the Cake Is for Startups[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]If a Person to Space 100 Times a Year[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Replicating the Star Trek 3[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Hot Right Now: Letting you're Newborn Keep his Job[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Final Fantasy X in 1963[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Amanda Bynes Bails on 'Fifty Shades of Green' Actor Rocks Weed Shirt[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]My Neighbor Has a Penis![/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Bully Calls News Anchor Fat, News Anchor Destroys Him on Live TV – and You Get Famous, You STAY Famous (Mostly)[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]My Friend Clint Just Got My Toes Sucked by Tarantino and All Your Secret Fantasies[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Dear Online Porn Industry: Please Shut Down Government and Heaven[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Four States Are Responsible for EA's Orange Soldier Glow[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Turns Out Our Sophomores Are the Worst[/QUOTE]
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[quote]Lamar Odom High As F**K Right NOW'[/quote] [quote]a Note About 'Brutal' comments and a Giant Dick from Space[/quote] [quote]this experiment proved that Science Is real[/quote] [quote]Which Cities Will Be 'HELLA FUN!'[/quote] [quote]You Wouldn't Let Aliens Treat YOUR Mother This Way[/quote] [quote]Every Night This Dad Falls Asleep In Front Of Everyone[/quote] [quote]Doctors Take A Moment To Appreciate Her Body[/quote] this thing is pretty great
[QUOTE]It's Time to Make a Space Burrito[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/tick.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE]Gay Couple Gets Legally Married in Your Bathroom Cabinet[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]It’s Easier for Aliens to Visit Us Than Buy Adobe Software in Australia[/QUOTE] It'd be funny if it wasn't so true
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[QUOTE]Dozens of Awful Indie Games Are Coming. Full Details.[/QUOTE] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]The My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Embarrassing[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE]What If Spaceships Had Skeletons Inside?[/QUOTE] 2spooky [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE]Soldiers, Sex and Orgasms in Church Camp Bus Crash, Teens Onboard[/QUOTE]
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Failing Up: Molly Shannon Signs Development Deal With Fox After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: 'Close Enough'
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