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[quote]All Republicans Want to Fuck Me[/quote] [quote]Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire[/quote] [quote]I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music[/quote] [quote]Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy[/quote] [quote]If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone[/quote]
The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just as Hard as the Bureau: XCOM Declassified Putting the Mmmmmmm in Mortal Kombat Back Tattoo Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth Aeriel View of Saturn Will Restore Your Faith in the House GOP’s Budget Atlanta Teachers Accused in Mubarak Trial
[IMG]http://puu.sh/5y4kK.png[/IMG] Uh. Yeah.
[quote]Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor’s Cat[/quote] Damn it Barney
Paraguayan Bus Drivers Crucify Themselves to Try to Protest Outside a Blockbuster to Get Snowden So Stop Asking
[quote]‘Lawless White House’ Has Made a Super Creepy Internet Porn Baron[/quote] [quote]NAILED IT: Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being Totally Hypocritical?[/quote] [quote]Is Youth Unemployment Really Caused by Rape, Indiana Candidate Says[/quote] [editline]2nd December 2013[/editline] U.S. And Here’s Why They Think Vaginas Are Awesome and Important Alright then.
[QUOTE]Notch's Golden PS1 Is Really, Really Pregnant[/QUOTE]
Gingrich: Iran ‘Should Expect to Find the Busy Bee' Do These Men Think They Are Too Damn Long What if Mitt Romney the Presidency Quick Look at All the President’s women You Can Make Things Explode [editline]3rd December 2013[/editline] Romney Flips on His Hamburger
Miley Cyrus Twerking Is Not Call of Duty: Black Ops Nintendo Is Still the Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Craigslist Post You'll Read Today This Is How You Write a Book Report, Says School
Latest YouTube Pick-Up 'Prank' Is Full-Blown Sexual Assault Charged With Second Degree Murder
[QUOTE]'2 Drunk 2 Care' Tweeted Woman Responsible for What You Pray For: President Obama's Fault [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]A Zombies Mode Will Probably Be Announced at the Olloclip iPhone Lens Attachment [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]How Would We Teach Men to Not Attack Women [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]This Firefighter Guy Decided Saving People From Getting Dementia [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]It's Easy to Become an Astronaut [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]U.S. Presses First-Ever Charges Under LGBT Hate Crimes by Yelling Gay Slurs [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Koch Brother Wages 12-Year Fight Over Wind Farm - Claims the Real Fox News Is Better: Dioramas and Miniature Models [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Vibrator Races in Vegas Are Bored [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]'That '70s Show' Star Dead Suicide by Hanging [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Amanda Bynes Parents Say Amanda Bynes Insists Drug Den Pix Were Fake: 'Those Aren't My Toes!'[/QUOTE]
[quote]Cleveland Kidnapping Victim Surprises Crowd With Appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live[/quote] [url]http://www.headlinesmasher.com/headlines/25547[/url]
[quote]Dog Trampled by Kittens Is A Sniffly Crybaby[/quote] [quote]Lexus' Autonomous Cars To Killer Robots Can Futurists Change The Way We Get Married[/quote] [quote]Pamela Anderson Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in The Thousands[/quote] [quote]Win a Super Awkward Gay Joke (Updated) 5 Reasons Why Cyclops Is Everyone’s Least Favorite X-Man[/quote] [quote]Someone Stole $26,000 of The International Space Station[/quote] [editline]5th December 2013[/editline] [quote]Tested: How To Flee Iraq Bombings[/quote]
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