I was watching tv one time and a spider crawled out from under my ass. I was like "Oh shit!" and quickly sat back on top of it.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;25973437]looks like your everyday garden variety spider what's so cool about it i've seem hundreds of those[/QUOTE]
Why do your avatars creep me out.
It took you two months to kill 1 fuckin spider?
Cool story bro! Post it on face(blog*)punch to let word know your mother killed a fucking spider. STOP KILLING GD PLEASE.
It's better off dead! Goddamn..spiders :ohdear:
every winter i get bit by tons of spiders
RIP, mister cool spider.
This one spider amongst the possibly 400th billionth same spider will be missed.
your mum is BAD.... ASS!
I put a spider in the microwave once, on a dare. It. Didn't. Die.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Brown-recluse-coin-edit.jpg/800px-Brown-recluse-coin-edit.jpg[/img]
all fear the brown recluse
shoot on sight
[QUOTE=Moose;25987659][img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Brown-recluse-coin-edit.jpg/800px-Brown-recluse-coin-edit.jpg[/img_thumb]
all fear the brown recluse
shoot on sight[/QUOTE]
Meep :3
they can degenerate tissue with their venom to the point where you can lose your limbs
Thats terrifying and awesome and disgusting all at once.
[QUOTE=Copy_Cat;25973842]Well I just got a look at the spider and guess what the spider is still alive after being knocked to the concrete on the pouche, then being knocked down to the ground, then later climbing back up the concrete to get back to its nest. That's a badass spider right there.[/QUOTE]
All your mom did was knock it down? :woop: It's a spider, they can take falls quite a bit better than mammals.
I eat spiders and shit fear. Grow up, OP.
No one cares about a fucking spider.
youre gonna care about a spider when it gapes a 4 inch hole in your hand with its venom
Today I electrecuted a spider, it was smoking hot.
It's not that cool looking, really.
Op your moms a bitch
Stop crying about a fucking spider
[QUOTE=Zer0;25979923]It took you two months to kill 1 fuckin spider?[/QUOTE]
Dude READ THE OP.
[editline]12th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Copy_Cat;25996783]Dude READ THE OP.[/QUOTE]
To everyone that posted negative feedback in this thread get the fuck out.
No one asked for your 2 cents. Facepunchers need to grow up more than me.
If you don't care about the spider then why post in this thread in the first place?
[quote=Copy_Cat]No one asked for your 2 cents.[/quote]
then why the fuck did you make a thread you dumbshit
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your mom was right in doing so, before she's laying its eggs and you have spiders swarming your place which is the last thing you'd want.
[QUOTE=Copy_Cat;25996783]Dude READ THE OP.
[editline]12th November 2010[/editline]
To everyone that posted negative feedback in this thread get the fuck out.
No one asked for your 2 cents. Facepunchers need to grow up more than me.
If you don't care about the spider then why post in this thread in the first place?[/QUOTE]
I just like how a lot of people rated me dumb but doesn't have the balls to post in my thread.
-goddamn fuck-
[QUOTE=Hydro kalkun;25995363]Today I electrecuted a spider, it was smoking hot.[/QUOTE]
I'm crying
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;25973765][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024968-So-today-my-mother-killed-a-spider-that-was-cool-looking[/url].
thread should have stayed there.[/QUOTE]
this thread was reposted so more people could get enlightened
thats a surprisingly common spider
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