• ITT: We are all Gordon Freeman
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Hey, i'm Gordon nice to meet you.
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.....<smashing some crates>................
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Hello!!!!!
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[I]"How am I gonna tell these people that ep3 is delayed because of me?"[/i]
(oh shit alex is looking at me don't stare at her tits)
Fuck you. I'm not picking up that can.
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Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman.....s......
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' man this HEV suit is perttey cool'
(Mind: Caution, Laser! Caution, Laser! Caution, ...)
[QUOTE=Elxir;24506184](Mind: Caution, Laser! Caution, Laser! Caution, ...)[/QUOTE](Mind: What could it mean?)
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Gordon's thought process: Oh shit my House is being attacked by aliens and monsters I am going to axe my brother for help so he goes
[I]"When is Barney gonna give me that beer?"[/I]
Oh,silly thread,Gordon speaks loads,he just speaks in crowbarswinglish,not english. *swing swing thwack swingswing thwack thwack thwack*
(I wonder if I have any inner monologue...... Sounds like a yes! Say, if I'm a mute how the hell did I get a job as a physicist?.....Waaaiiit a minute, all that fancy-schmancy science-y talk all those guys were saying made no sense to me, like, at ALL. Holy fuck...I'm not a physicist, I'm the god damned LAB RAT. I have to go into the dangerous, radiation filled chamber, in a suit WITHOUT A HELMET and push a crystal made from fuck-knows-what into a dangerous beam of energy that could fry me in a second. If I could talk I would SO tell those fucks off and leave them for dead.)
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