• Facepunch, I can't fucking pee.
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This happens whenever I pee in the morning. It also happens whenever my penis is smaller than usual (You know what I'm talking about! it's like a reverse erection or something...). Just squat closer to the toilet. As you should know, shotguns are always better a close range.
Rated artistic.
Equip silencer.
[QUOTE=Myriad;20882036]there's a fucking spear close to your penis, that would make anyone nervous[/QUOTE] My penis is a spear, gets afraid of itself sometimes
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20882338]My penis is a spear, gets afraid of itself sometimes[/QUOTE] no wonder its always small
[QUOTE=Hesychasmos;20882280]Equip silencer.[/QUOTE] use bling and put on a heartbeat sensor never know when that person will run in.
Use Acog scope, Duh.
pull ur foreskin back
Switch to burst fire.
This a a common malfunction of the penis. It happens in periods of intense masturbation. Stop masturbating, and shotgun mode will disengage. I have a lot of experience on this subject.
Reload, it's obviously jammed.
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[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;20882607][IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/ilzome.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Green Mile? I nostalgia'd.
You must utilize the foreskin-supressor manouver!
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'Facepunch: so awkward and abnormal, we can't even piss normally.'
get a [b]grip[/b] jesus your [b]aims[/b] in life need to be recategorized
[QUOTE=geogzm;20882733]get a [b]grip[/b] jesus your [b]aims[/b] in life need to be recategorized[/QUOTE] This is not In The News.
[QUOTE=Saza;20882751]This is not In The News.[/QUOTE] you're right it's in the toilet
[QUOTE=geogzm;20882778]you're right it's in the toilet[/QUOTE] AHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHE no
For some reason, I cannot pee in public urinals. I literally stand infront of one for about 2 minutes, trying to pee. It is impossible
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20881856]Peeing shotgun? What the fuck, you have holes in your dick?[/QUOTE] I feel really sick now. Fuck it. [QUOTE=Shrooms;20882802]For some reason, I cannot pee in public urinals. I literally stand infront of one for about 2 minutes, trying to pee. It is impossible[/QUOTE] Exactly the same problem here, it makes me seem like im jacking off while in there, I [i]need[/i] a cubicle when pissing, and troughs... fuck troughs.
[QUOTE=Luafox;20882879]Even if you really have to pee, like full bladder?[/QUOTE] yea it's fucking weird,
[QUOTE=Saza;20882794]AHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHE no[/QUOTE] :(
Slightly squeeze the tip of your "gun" [editline]09:46PM[/editline] or add a vertical grip to increase accuracy and range
you got a narrow urethra. you need to sell propane and propane accessories when you grow up.
It's because you have a defective pee hole. You probably stick too many things up your urethra and that caused it to rip and/or stretch out. Solution: Put some super glue in the hole, so it seals it, then poke a clean nice new hole in the superglue area. Now it will be better than ever. Hope it helps! -Matt
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;20882993]Slightly squeeze the tip of your "gun" [editline]09:46PM[/editline] or add a vertical grip to increase accuracy and range[/QUOTE] there salwyas the option of sliding a ruler down your piss hole :fap:
Block the piss from rococheting with your hand when you sit down. [highlight]BE A MAN[/highlight]:black101:
Cut off dick. Attach tube to remaining hole. Lead tube to nearest window. Problem solved.
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