• Facepunch, I can't fucking pee.
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[QUOTE=Luafox;20883219]Then how will he fap?[/QUOTE] With his eyelashes.
I think you're being generous with your penis size OP
[QUOTE=Luafox;20883219]Then how will he fap?[/QUOTE] Not.
Did someone cut your japs eye open too much?
[QUOTE=Maximo13;20883282]With his eyelashes.[/QUOTE] Fuck you, spit went all over my computer when I burst out laughing. :arghfist::mad: [editline]05:00PM[/editline] I'm not flaming I promise.
[QUOTE=Shrooms;20882802]For some reason, I cannot pee in public urinals. I literally stand infront of one for about 2 minutes, trying to pee. It is impossible[/QUOTE] same Except, it's only when there are other people there too, empty ones are fine.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;20882441]Switch to burst fire.[/QUOTE] That's fucking stupid he needs to use slugs.
That shit only happens to me right after I fap... I feel your pain. Best advice is to sit and force your dick down, be sure not too much cause it could snap off if your still hard.
[QUOTE=Doug;20883017]you got a narrow urethra. you need to sell propane and propane accessories when you grow up.[/QUOTE] I bet his sperm have to march one by one.
Skip peeing all together. You can hold through a couple of years. Well, after years when you finally have to release the pressure it'll be more like a C4 than a shotgun.
Thread is full of disgusting ideas. :geno:
damn this is such a great thread
[QUOTE=Billiam;20883399]That's fucking stupid he needs to use slugs.[/QUOTE] He'll never make it. The decent angle is too steep. Bah where's Bean-O when you need him.
:siren:[highlight]TAKE IT TO THE VETS[/highlight]:siren: lolcaps
Do you have an erection? v:v:v
Learn to make it a high pressure. PENIS SHOTGUN!
[url]http://www.wikihow.com/Pee-in-a-Bottle[/url] There you go OP
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