Granted. it spawns in you
I wish for a talking dragon that wont kill me.
[QUOTE=Donutsalad;16849540]Granted. it spawns in you
I wish for a talking dragon that wont kill me.[/QUOTE]
The dragon talked and fire came out and killed your little puppy and you hate it and you killed it.
I wish for am automatic book-burner.
Granted. You spontaniously combust for unknown reasons.
I wish I had a puppy that could be killed by a talking fire breathing dragon.
Granted but it burns your eyes out
I wish for a computer that can play GTA4 on high
Granted. The HDness of the game causes you to feel like you're really in the game and you kill your mother and go have 'hot coffee' with your dad.
I wish for the closure of 4chan >:)
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;16849692]Granted but it burns your eyes out
I wish for a computer that can play GTA4 on high[/QUOTE]
Granted, woops, I meant to put not granted.
I wish for Palin to be mysteriously murdered.
granted but gta4 gets banned
i wish that someone would give me something bad for my birthday
DAMN NINJAS
granted but some mad scientist revives her later
i wish for a penny
Granted. It's a cow and it spawns on you and kills you
I wish for the closure of 4chan.
Granted, but then all the CP gets sent to your email and you lose your job.
i wish for a selfish shellfish
u didn't wish for something, ur dum
I wish every node on the internet is part of my botnet
4chan gets closed but someone makes 4chan v2
i wish for hitlers revival
FUCK NINJAD
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16849773]4chan gets closed but someone makes 4chan v2
i wish for hitlers revival[/QUOTE]
Granted. Hitler joins said new 4chan website and he fits in perfectly.
I wish for racist people to die.
Denied. KKK has been reinstated.
My wish was never replied to:
I wish every node on the internet is part of my botnet
Granted. You get beat to death in an alley way for using the word: 'nub'
I wish for those stupid meme fsjal avatars to go away.
granted, but 4chan makes another meme thats almost identical to fsjal
i wish to be poor :downs:
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16849923]granted, but 4chan makes another meme thats almost identical to fsjal
i wish to be poor :downs:[/QUOTE]
Granted. You get kidnapped and entered into a Hobo fighting arena
I wish for my farts to smell like new plastic
granted but the smell of new plastic changed into the smell of poop
i wish to prolong world hunger
Granted. But all those people die and the survivors live on in a utopia.
I wish for a 12-inch dick that functions properly and remains attached to my body.
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16849974]granted but the smell of new plastic changed into the smell of poop
i wish to prolong world hunger[/QUOTE]
Granted. But you respawn in Africa and eaten by THE village people.
I wish for my farts to smell like poop
granted but you get a .5 inch one
i wish for bush to be president of the US again
WTF NINJAD
poop smells like dumpsters now
i wish for bush to be president of the US again
Granted but he accidently nukes you
I wish for my farts to smell like fsjal avatars
Granted, you die from the horrible odors.
No one buries you because you are expensive to bury and no one likes wasting money.
I wish for a mic to use on Xbox Live
your poop smells like rotten meat now
i wish for donut to keep posting about his poop
:ninja:
the mic suddenly explodes
i wish for donut to keep posting about his poop
Granted.
<.<
>.>
I enjoy pooping
I wish my poop danced and sung musicals
Granted, but it will only sing horrible songs from children's TV.
I wish for rats to obey my every command.
Granted, but you step on one and they turn on you again.
I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
Granted but your face explodes.
I wish for no wish
Granted, but your computer explodes in front of you.
I wish 2K Boston would revive the Freedom Force franchise.
Granted but you fall off your computer chair and your house collapses and a metal beam goes right through your chest and you get rushed to an emergency ward and get turned down because you can't fit through the doors with a metal beam through your chest so they are forced to operate in the ambulance while it is driving over speed bumps and then they cut the wrong artery and blood spills into your lungs so they pull your lungs out and put balloons in there and you live to be happily ever after.
I wish nothing
Granted. A million copies of the canadian movie: "Nothing" land on you killing you.
I wish that every blue part on this site to be green.
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