• Corrupt a wish v4?
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Granted but facepunch shuts down within a few days. I wish I worked for Valve.
Granted but you get fired the day after. I wish I had an iPhone.
Granted, results that you stole it and is full of warez and cp. And the police is tracking you down. I wish for LEMONADE
[QUOTE=morrowindsky;16863087]Granted, but the citric acid has been replaced with carborane superacid. I wish for some french fries.[/QUOTE] Granted, but they are really french fries, so you are cursed with a ridiculous french accent for the rest of your life. I wish for a blue berry muffin.
Granted, but it's a fake plastic muffin. I wish for many wonderful presents on my birthday :buddy:
Granted, But it does not come in any of the platforms you own. I wish for world domination.
[QUOTE=morrowindsky;16863490]Granted, but they're all socks... LACED WITH CARBORANE SUPERACID! I wish for Deus Ex 3 to come out and be far better than the first and second one.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you go blind and soon as you get to the loading screen. i wish for Postal 3 to some out.
Granted, but you get deported to Congo soon after and never see a computer again. I wish that I wasn't deaf.
You explode into a non-violent mess. I wish I was invincible to anything and everything.
Wish granted but nothing kills you. I wish I had 2 more wishes.
wish granted but it became opposite day just before you said it so now you have -3 wishes i wish for world peace
wish granted but you die i wish my windows explorer stopped crashing
Granted, now you have a mac I wish that my english wasn't crap.
wish granted but you get bsod i wish for world peace without dying damn :ninja:s wish granted but now you lost all your fingers and toes and you cant speak anymore i wish for world peace without dying
granted but you became mute i wish someone would post in my thread about my windows explorer crashing EDIT: ninja
your computer experiences spontaneous combustion i wish for world peace without getting blind,mute or disabled in any way
You get world peace, then people kills you for using a fsjal I wish fsjal go mass suicide
wish granted but the respawn timer gets to 0 and fsjal revives i wish for world peace without getting disabled or killed
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16866273]wish granted but the respawn timer gets to 0 and fsjal revives i wish for world peace without getting disabled or killed[/QUOTE] everyone else dies i wish someone would help me with my problem FFFUUU--
granted but everyone that wants to help you dies and i dont want to help you i wish for world peace without me dying or getting disabled or anyone else dying or getting disabled
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16866307]granted but everyone that wants to help you dies and i dont want to help you i wish for world peace without me dying or getting disabled or anyone else dying or getting disabled[/QUOTE] a dog bites your dick i wish my first day of school would go smoothly
it goes so smoothly that you became the no-life guy at the school, being ignored by everyone. I wish for PIZZA
you get the pizza but it was poisoned i wish that my wish wouldnt come true
Your wish comes true by not coming true I wish that I had a 12-inch pianist
granted, but it shrivels up I wish i didnt have to work tonight
you die, you dont have to work tonight anymore i wish i could divide by 0
You do, but you know what happens next. I wish I could fly
Granted, but on your first flight you get sucked into a jet engine. I wish for a house made of cheese.
granted, but you die from the smell. I wish the L4D2 boycotters would get shat on the face by a cow, set on fire then cut in half with a butter knife.
Granted, They now are the L4D2 zombies that want revenge. I wish that my internet conection was better
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