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That could be incredibly useful - especially for minimizing damage by hiding body parts.
The ability to change the color of your piss by drinking water.
Your farts will be as powerful as nuclear explosions.
Now watch as you destroy an entire city after eating mexican.
[QUOTE=Stimich;48477574]Being able to run super fast, but only one leg has the super speed.[/QUOTE]
This isn't too bad if you hop on that one leg, and momentum will just carry you forward continuously. Stopping though...
The ability to kill 7 random flies, each in a different part of the world, all at the exact same time, once a month.
Levitation, but only a centimetre off the ground.
Invisibility while in the dark.
Come in 1 millisecond.
The ability to speak in fluent Dog language, but only to cats.
The ability to feel true happiness but only if you snort coke on a full moon
[QUOTE=NeverGoWest;48480364]The ability to feel true happiness but only if you snort coke on a full moon[/QUOTE]
That's a superpower we all already possess
You can perform autofellatio, but only when someone is watching.
[QUOTE=Wint3r;48478934]Could I store this power for 24 hours to be able to teleport 8 centimeters?[/QUOTE]
Nope.
Can fly but only while cumming.
The ability to hear what worms think.
The ability to communicate with and mind control Dodos.
[QUOTE=SevenBillion;48480929]You have the ability to summon treants, but they die the moment they are summoned.[/QUOTE]
You see a stupid superpower, I see a hugely successful lumber company [B]and[/B] an end to deforestation.
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The abillity to liquify water.
[QUOTE=kwant111;48482017]The abillity to liquify water.[/QUOTE]
You could flood the world with one trip to the arctic.
The ability to rewind time but not the ability to remember anything past the point you traveled to.
The ability to go back in time but cant go back to present
[QUOTE=Maddog's Here;48502323]The ability to go back in time but cant go back to present[/QUOTE]
hipster dream power
The ability to turn people with green skin on fire.
[QUOTE=dong;48476692]ability to change colors while ignited[/QUOTE]
Reverse gravity so that when you jump you just keep going in to the fucking sky until you eventually burn up in the atmosphere
The power to break the speed of light.. with a whip.
I don't even know how it would work, but you're likely producing huge spark-y explosions with the tip of your whip, at your enemies.
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Possibly miniature black holes as well, but I really don't know how a faster-than-light whip would work.
[QUOTE=Minelayer;48482078]You could flood the world with one trip to the arctic.[/QUOTE]
Even including that, still a stupid super power :v:
The ability to teleport wherever you want, but it happens for even the slightest want and it still works while you sleep.
The power to take your own virginity
The ability to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide with your breath
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