The ability to materialize edible foods, but they have no nutritional value and taste like cardboard no matter what. Even if you use real, non materialized sauces and condiments they will still taste like cardboard.
Sweat hot sticky jam
in a way you can bottle it up and sell it off, but then sweating at any moment would be a sticky hell
the ability to turn tv on and off without actually moving
Being able to teleport, but only in stairs, one step at a time.
The ability to jump over 300m in the air, but not the ability to survive the landing.
The ability to remove ratings from any post.
the ability to stop time indefinitely
but you're affected too
For every good change you make to Facepunch, you make a terrible one.
Oh wait, Garry already has this power.
The ability to see with your ears cause you are blind.
The ability to grow your beard really fast but it will just grow back when you shave
This is kinda horrible but imagine having the ability to see from people their future exact time of death.
And that death could not be prevented even if you or anyone else tries.
[QUOTE=twatbagg;48508529]The ability to jump over 300m in the air, but not the ability to survive the landing.[/QUOTE]
Well you can jump up on buildings that are exactly 300m high so it isn't all useless
The gender you're attracted to will want to fuck you when you ask or alude to sex, but for the duration of that time your sexual orientation changes and you surface a deep seated fear and disgust for their genitals.
The ability to jizz out an entire T-rex
Ability to pour a liquid from one container into another, from an improbable distance, with perfect accuracy.
The ability to control your eyelashes. Kinda like how Spiderman uses his web slinging powers except your use your eyelashes to swing from building to building.
[QUOTE=archangel125;48476824]I got an old classic. The ability to be invisible, but only when you aren't being observed.[/QUOTE]
with that description, doesn't it mean you can turn invisible when you're alone and then walk out while still invisible, since technically nobody will be observing you?
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