[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19366649]>:[ Dont make me spank you with a branding rod.[/QUOTE]
Sorry... i wont refer to tHAT SUBJECT ANYMORE... :saddowns:
:q:
[QUOTE=Joxalot;19366781]Sorry... i wont refer to tHAT SUBJECT ANYMORE... :saddowns:
:q:[/QUOTE]
*beats your face in with a brick*
Maybe I will have sex again this year.
Wow I'm not used to this computer, everything looks huge because it runs on a low resolution. Also the keyboard sucks and the keys keep getting stuck.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next boyfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name…Janice?
You’re so hot I get a tan just from looking at you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? YOUR ZIPPER.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Did you just fart? because you blow me away
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home (fuck, what color eyes do you have? I’m pretending they’re blue. and that my toilet water is blue…)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? ;)
I want you to Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets.
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .
I want another donut :frown:
My dad wants to play Tekken 6 with me tomorrow. My dad is :c00l:.
My mother plays Tekken, and she kicks my ass at it. :smug:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19367314]Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next boyfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name…Janice?
You’re so hot I get a tan just from looking at you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? YOUR ZIPPER.
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Did you just fart? because you blow me away
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home (fuck, what color eyes do you have? I’m pretending they’re blue. and that my toilet water is blue…)
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? ;)
I want you to Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets.
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .[/QUOTE]
what is this i dont even
Oh god, "Final round... FIGHT!" is burned into my brain. Playing Tekken 2 on my uncle's PS2 was all I ever used to do at my grandma's house.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19365027]Haven’t you heard
I’m stuck on a face
I’m stuck on a boy who feels me with joy
I knew, I was wrong to jump straight on
into the picture so pretty
But he is so pretty to me
And he doesn’t know just how far I would go
Just to kiss him
He doesn’t doesn’t know I pine
So I make whirlpools
And watch him sparkle
And we’ll make love make magic
And haven’t you heard?
I thought I had first
And he loves me so
We’re two in a row
Just look in his eyes
They’re blue as the skies
are picture so pretty
but he is so pretty to me
So I make whirlpools
And watch him sparkle
And we’ll make love make magic
But I couldn’t tell you
Just tell that it takes you
‘Coz words don’t make
what I make with you
Haven’t you heard?
I’m stuck on a face
I’m stuck on a boy who fills me with joy
I knew I was wrong to jump straight on
into this picture so pretty
but he is so pretty to me
:smith:[/QUOTE]
The worst part is that a girl will never feel this way about me. :smithicide:
-snip, I'm a fucking asshole for not seeing it-
FFFFUCK
its almost half 6
time to sleep
[QUOTE=Andy-;19367792]Do you think chicks would laugh at this one because it's ironic in that there's no actual pun?[/QUOTE]
Date is a kind of bean. I think.
I'm thinking about Facepunch.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19367830]Just asking, what ever happened to Ashley and Johnny spending New Years together?
[sp]Or did I miss something again?[/sp][/QUOTE]
bad timing
It's a fruit from a tree.
The Date Palm.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_Palm]Wiki page[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=19367149#post19367149[/url]
I was thinking of posting "red member standing by" and getting banned but I lack the initiative to do anything right now.
[editline]11:35PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19367872]It's a fruit from a tree.
The Date Palm.
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_Palm]Wiki page[/url][/QUOTE]
Oh, so it is a pun. :downsrim:
oh dear..
I feel like my hands are on fire.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19368125]I feel like my hands are on fire.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://static.highend3d.com/tutorialimages/17/fig_3.jpg[/img]
You call that hot? 'Cause I'll show you hot!
*procedes to light hands on fire*
Damnit I'm bored.
Cone cells.
I am bored.
Go through the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. threads and try to withstand the bloodfucker porn. It's entertaining for me, like taking the offended challenge.
I'm mother fucking bored out of my mother fucking god damned mind.
ow ow ow ow ow
Shlong
"I think my ex really wants me back.. but what if i have someone else im talking to? I dont want another year of drama.."
I'M DISCONNECTED FROM THE PAIN, I FEEL NOTHING IN THESE VEINS
ONLY THING THAT I KNOW
IS I'VE LOST FAITH IN EVERYTHING AROUND ME
IN ALL THAT SOUNDS ME
WELCOME TO WHAT LIFE IS
WHAT I'VE
BEEN TOLD
WISH I HAD KNOWN IT WOULD BE SO COLD
A LONG COLD BREATH
A QUICK REALIZATION
LIFE IS
WHAT IT IS
IT NEEDS NOOO EXPLANATION
IT SEEMS I'M HAVING TROUBLE LETTING GO
DISCONNECTING FROM MY PAST
I FEEL THE FIRE BURNING ME
BURNING
AT MY FEET
I'M SINKING FAST IN A MIND
FULL OF HAATE
I'M SINKING FAST
IN A MIND
BOUND BY CHAINS
I FEEL NUMB
WITH THIS HATE
THERE IS NO MORE LETTING GO
THIS IS WHAT HAS
MADE ME
THE MAN
I AM TODAY
I'M DISCONNECTED FROM THE PAIN
I FEEL NOTHING IN THESE VEINS
fuck you
bitch made
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