• What Are You Thinking V. 2010
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19366649]>:[ Dont make me spank you with a branding rod.[/QUOTE] Sorry... i wont refer to tHAT SUBJECT ANYMORE... :saddowns: :q:
[QUOTE=Joxalot;19366781]Sorry... i wont refer to tHAT SUBJECT ANYMORE... :saddowns: :q:[/QUOTE] *beats your face in with a brick*
Maybe I will have sex again this year.
Wow I'm not used to this computer, everything looks huge because it runs on a low resolution. Also the keyboard sucks and the keys keep getting stuck.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next boyfriend. Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here. I wanna bag you like some groceries. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name…Janice? You’re so hot I get a tan just from looking at you. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? YOUR ZIPPER. If you were a booger I’d pick you first. Did you just fart? because you blow me away Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home (fuck, what color eyes do you have? I’m pretending they’re blue. and that my toilet water is blue…) My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? ;) I want you to Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .
I want another donut :frown:
My dad wants to play Tekken 6 with me tomorrow. My dad is :c00l:.
My mother plays Tekken, and she kicks my ass at it. :smug:
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19367314]Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next boyfriend. Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here. I wanna bag you like some groceries. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name…Janice? You’re so hot I get a tan just from looking at you. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? YOUR ZIPPER. If you were a booger I’d pick you first. Did you just fart? because you blow me away Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home (fuck, what color eyes do you have? I’m pretending they’re blue. and that my toilet water is blue…) My love for you is like diarrhea, I can’t hold it in. Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me? ;) I want you to Slytherin my Chamber of Secrets. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true .[/QUOTE] what is this i dont even
Oh god, "Final round... FIGHT!" is burned into my brain. Playing Tekken 2 on my uncle's PS2 was all I ever used to do at my grandma's house.
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19365027]Haven’t you heard I’m stuck on a face I’m stuck on a boy who feels me with joy I knew, I was wrong to jump straight on into the picture so pretty But he is so pretty to me And he doesn’t know just how far I would go Just to kiss him He doesn’t doesn’t know I pine So I make whirlpools And watch him sparkle And we’ll make love make magic And haven’t you heard? I thought I had first And he loves me so We’re two in a row Just look in his eyes They’re blue as the skies are picture so pretty but he is so pretty to me So I make whirlpools And watch him sparkle And we’ll make love make magic But I couldn’t tell you Just tell that it takes you ‘Coz words don’t make what I make with you Haven’t you heard? I’m stuck on a face I’m stuck on a boy who fills me with joy I knew I was wrong to jump straight on into this picture so pretty but he is so pretty to me :smith:[/QUOTE] The worst part is that a girl will never feel this way about me. :smithicide:
-snip, I'm a fucking asshole for not seeing it-
FFFFUCK its almost half 6 time to sleep
[QUOTE=Andy-;19367792]Do you think chicks would laugh at this one because it's ironic in that there's no actual pun?[/QUOTE] Date is a kind of bean. I think.
I'm thinking about Facepunch.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19367830]Just asking, what ever happened to Ashley and Johnny spending New Years together? [sp]Or did I miss something again?[/sp][/QUOTE] bad timing
It's a fruit from a tree. The Date Palm. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_Palm]Wiki page[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=19367149#post19367149[/url] I was thinking of posting "red member standing by" and getting banned but I lack the initiative to do anything right now. [editline]11:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=40kplayer;19367872]It's a fruit from a tree. The Date Palm. [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_Palm]Wiki page[/url][/QUOTE] Oh, so it is a pun. :downsrim:
oh dear..
I feel like my hands are on fire.
[QUOTE=laurencedgreat;19368125]I feel like my hands are on fire.[/QUOTE] [img]http://static.highend3d.com/tutorialimages/17/fig_3.jpg[/img] You call that hot? 'Cause I'll show you hot! *procedes to light hands on fire*
Damnit I'm bored.
Cone cells.
I am bored.
Go through the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. threads and try to withstand the bloodfucker porn. It's entertaining for me, like taking the offended challenge.
I'm mother fucking bored out of my mother fucking god damned mind.
ow ow ow ow ow
Shlong
"I think my ex really wants me back.. but what if i have someone else im talking to? I dont want another year of drama.."
I'M DISCONNECTED FROM THE PAIN, I FEEL NOTHING IN THESE VEINS ONLY THING THAT I KNOW IS I'VE LOST FAITH IN EVERYTHING AROUND ME IN ALL THAT SOUNDS ME WELCOME TO WHAT LIFE IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD WISH I HAD KNOWN IT WOULD BE SO COLD A LONG COLD BREATH A QUICK REALIZATION LIFE IS WHAT IT IS IT NEEDS NOOO EXPLANATION IT SEEMS I'M HAVING TROUBLE LETTING GO DISCONNECTING FROM MY PAST I FEEL THE FIRE BURNING ME BURNING AT MY FEET I'M SINKING FAST IN A MIND FULL OF HAATE I'M SINKING FAST IN A MIND BOUND BY CHAINS I FEEL NUMB WITH THIS HATE THERE IS NO MORE LETTING GO THIS IS WHAT HAS MADE ME THE MAN I AM TODAY I'M DISCONNECTED FROM THE PAIN I FEEL NOTHING IN THESE VEINS fuck you bitch made
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