[QUOTE=SickJits;19391433]Is semen alright to ship? I don't have any stds.[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. It says blood, saliva, urine, and stool.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19391486]I don't think so. It says blood, saliva, urine, and stool.[/QUOTE]
you can ship poop but not semen? that's kinda unfair.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19391486]I don't think so. It says blood, saliva, urine, and stool.[/QUOTE]
fuck 'em
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19391561]you can ship poop but not semen? that's kinda unfair.[/QUOTE]
I know! They cater to scat fetishists but not bukkake fetishists? Blatant favoritism.
Haha I remember that game oh god that makes me feel weird
oh god
I know that you shouldn't have a favourite child, but only one of my daughters does anal, so it's no contest.
[QUOTE=Giner;19391710]oh god
I know that you shouldn't have a favourite child, but only one of my daughters does anal, so it's no contest.[/QUOTE]
I went for the :| rating only to realize it doesn't exist.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19391636]I know! They cater to scat fetishists but not bukkake fetishists? Blatant favoritism.[/QUOTE]
That shows how much the Postal Service hates bukkake fetishists.
I'm Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea.
I can't find it. Dammit. I can't find it. I look but I can't find it.
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;19391775]That shows how much the Postal Service hates bukkake fetishists.[/QUOTE]
It's discrimination, I tells ya!
No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work.
florida
virginia
or cali?...
:/
cali
Boooooooooooooooooooored
virginia
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19391896]florida
virginia
or cali?...
:/[/QUOTE]
cali
:)
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;19391920]virginia[/QUOTE]
I like the way this man thinks.
Unless the implied question is, "Which state should be DESTROYED"
In that case, Florida.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19391963]I like the way this man thinks.
Unless the implied question is, "Which state should be DESTROYED"[/QUOTE]
fuck virginia
[QUOTE=SickJits;19391987]fuck virginia[/QUOTE]
Well apparently it's for lovers so I guess there's plenty of that going on already
Or at least fucking IN virginia
sappin yer countries
[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;19392008]sappin yer countries[/QUOTE]
Spa sappin' mah contries.
Go to Kentucky. :colbert:
move back to florida with sister
move back to uk with aunt
move to virginia to ... :/ i dont know what would happen
move to cali to be with ex
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;19392006]Well apparently it's for lovers so I guess there's plenty of that going on already
Or at least fucking IN virginia[/QUOTE]
there's so much fucking here in california it's not even funny
new years I was stealing a bottle of jack daniels and there was a couple in the alley near vons going at it. I stopped and yelled WOOOO HAPPY NEW YEARS then ran off
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[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19392032]move back to florida with sister
move back to uk with aunt
move to virginia to ... :/ i dont know what would happen
move to cali to be with ex[/QUOTE]
your ex is a douche bag
hate that dude
[QUOTE=HookerVomit;19392032]move back to florida with sister
move back to uk with aunt
move to virginia to ... :/ i dont know what would happen
move to cali to be with ex[/QUOTE]
sounds okay
sounds okay
O_O
:(