Growing the modern day mullet. Bitches love the flow.
Vancity you look like a huge doofus and a retard faggot
too bad all the bitches love me
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;34161796]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DgJZj.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Good lighting, photoshop, decent camera, camera angle. That's all you need to look like this.
[QUOTE=Alavergawey;34185588]Good lighting, photoshop, decent camera, camera angle. That's all you need to look like this.[/QUOTE]
It almost seems as if everyone's going to ignore the above pic I posted in the near future. I explained above with a normal pic that there isn't much of a difference.
I'm starting to believe there are officially a lot of hot men on this forum.
[QUOTE=Chubbles;34185841]I'm starting to believe there are officially a lot of hot men on this forum.[/QUOTE]
We've known that ever since the days of Postal's ass.
Where I live, having long hair definitely helps. Bonus points if you straighten it to make it look good; girls will always want to touch your hair because frying it makes it soft.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;34185743]It almost seems as if everyone's going to ignore the above pic I posted in the near future. I explained above with a normal pic that there isn't much of a difference.[/QUOTE]
You look completely different in that picture, and you-re also JPG artifacted to hell and your face is almost not visible.
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[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;34186253]Well I do kind of look different in that one pic, but I don't exactly look any different from the pics. There isn't much other pics I have of the current me since I don't really bother anymore. I'm pretty sure the only reason for the difference is the distance and hairstyle. But I'd rather not argue about this since it's kind of retarded to argue about this topic in the first place. :v:
[editline]13th January 2012[/editline]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CN01h.jpg[/IMG]
That's it. No more pics. Haha[/QUOTE]
Is it the angle or is your left cheek really like 4 times larger than your right one
Slight angle because of where my webcam is located. If it was on the opposite side then the same thing would happen because I have really prominent cheekbones.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;34186792]Slight angle because of where my webcam is located. If it was on the opposite side then the same thing would happen because I have really prominent cheekbones.[/QUOTE]
That's really creepy and kind of makes your face look deformed
No offense
[editline]12th January 2012[/editline]
and as for OP, here lies your answer: [url]http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704100604575145810050665030.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Zombi Evil;34184654]Vancity you look like a huge doofus and a retard faggot[/QUOTE]
Why
Why are you such a dick.
[QUOTE=Heroms;34184120]Bro fist, I'm in the same boat. No clue what other people think of me though since I don't even really have any friends.
Posted this picture in the Fix up thread, hence the clothes.
[img]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/Heroms/DSC00016.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
if you did something different with your hair you'd be much more attractive (i think anyway)
[QUOTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CN01h.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Is that you Taylor Lautner?
Maybe if your skin got darker and was topless 24/7, dem girls be all over your dick.
[QUOTE=SomeRandomGuy16;34186774]Is it the angle or is your left cheek really like 4 times larger than your right one[/QUOTE]
No one's face is symmetrical. My left cheek is a wee bit larger than my right
[QUOTE=imMonkeyGOD;34196079]Is that you Taylor Lautner?
Maybe if your skin got darker and was topless 24/7, dem girls be all over your dick.[/QUOTE]
I only get that when I'm on webcam, my nose isn't as weird as his and my face is much skinnier. I personally don't see it. But all the fashion kids I knew said I looked like this dude, even fooled my parents and some little kids.
[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk2avUEDB1r8pv0lo1_500.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;34196305]I only get that when I'm on webcam, my nose isn't as weird as his and my face is much skinnier. I personally don't see it. But all the fashion kids I knew said I looked like this dude, even fooled my parents and some little kids.
[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwk2avUEDB1r8pv0lo1_500.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
If that is Robert Pattinson, the gay sparkling vampire, then I agree with them. Been thinking about him whenever I looked at your pictures.
Might be late but my girlfriend was telling me about how girls like more feminine men during 3 weeks of the month and then 1 week (Ovulation, the week after their period) they like manly men.
You just need to shave during the 3 weeks and shave less often during the 1 week and mix up your hair to suit. Girls make no sense, I know.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;34198282]Might be late but my girlfriend was telling me about how girls like more feminine men during 3 weeks of the month and then 1 week (Ovulation, the week after their period) they like manly men.
You just need to shave during the 3 weeks and shave less often during the 1 week and mix up your hair to suit. Girls make no sense, I know.[/QUOTE]
Why doesn't that make sense?
If we're going to call that shit the truth then it goes like this: after the period they are fully able to have sex and get children from it, so they want the good survival genes from a man, they crave testoserone, muscles, hair and size, the baby needs to survive and bring the generations forth.
The following 3 weeks isn't as ideal for mating and they just want some pretty face to be with for their own personal benefit.
What has this thread turned into :suicide:
It turned into some guy saying that looks aren't everything, yet at the same time trying to desperately prove he's "good looking".
Totally.
Man, I'm ugly as fuck.
I best not post pictures, they'll probably melt your eyes right out of their sockets. Kind of sad too, because people tell me I'm a nice guy and that I'm funny, and I even have a lot of friends. But I'll probably never get a GF soon, since almost everyone seems to judge me more on appearance.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;34201730]Man, I'm ugly as fuck.
I best not post pictures, they'll probably melt your eyes right out of their sockets. Kind of sad too, because people tell me I'm a nice guy and that I'm funny, and I even have a lot of friends. But I'll probably never get a GF soon, since almost everyone seems to judge me more on appearance.[/QUOTE]
Go to page 4. Scroll down to my post.
Re-think your statement.
[QUOTE=dgg;34201929]Go to page 4. Scroll down to my post.
Re-think your statement.[/QUOTE]
Oh gawd, you look like a physco-lumberjack.
Your problem is mostly due to your hairstyle though. Fix you hair, and you'll look pretty good. Me on the other hand, most of my problems are from the shape of my face and eyes and thus un-fixable without insane (and probably badly done) plastic surgery that would cost tens of thousands of dollars.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;34202385]Oh gawd, you look like a physco-lumberjack.
Your problem is mostly due to your hairstyle though. Fix you hair, and you'll look pretty good. Me on the other hand, most of my problems are from the shape of my face and eyes and thus un-fixable without insane (and probably badly done) plastic surgery that would cost tens of thousands of dollars.[/QUOTE]
Thank you.
Eh, the hairstyle doesn't look [url=https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150256756475068.530485.843995067&type=1]like it actually looks[/url] on the picture because it's a wide-angle shot. But basically I just don't give much of a shit how I look. I grow my hair and don't touch it except cutting it around the ears because hair over the ears is annoying and then I just cut all of it when it's becoming really Bieber/Beatles styled (flat afro).
But back to the point I was actually making. You can't possibly look worse than that. You've got eyebrows don't you?
[QUOTE=dgg;34202656]Thank you.
Eh, the hairstyle doesn't look [url=https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150256756475068.530485.843995067&type=1]like it actually looks[/url] on the picture because it's a wide-angle shot. But basically I just don't give much of a shit how I look. I grow my hair and don't touch it except cutting it around the ears because hair over the ears is annoying and then I just cut all of it when it's becoming really Bieber/Beatles styled (flat afro).
But back to the point I was actually making. You can't possibly look worse than that. You've got eyebrows don't you?[/QUOTE]
Eyebrows are one of the problems. Mine are too big and bushy and have a rather horrifying shape that makes me look, I don't know, alien. (Alien is the best description I can think of)
I also don't want to post a picture because it may expose my [I]HORRIBLE SECRET[/I]*dun-dun-DUH*.
[sp]I'm 14[/sp]
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;34202691]Eyebrows are one of the problems. Mine are too big and bushy and have a rather horrifying shape that makes me look, I don't know, alien. (Alien is the best description I can think of)
I also don't want to post a picture because it may expose my [I]HORRIBLE SECRET[/I]*dun-dun-DUH*.
[sp]I'm 14[/sp][/QUOTE]
I got big brushy eyebrows as well, just not at the moment since I shaved them last week. Just makes me look more rapist-like, big deal.
Oh, well if you're 14 then your whole body is still re-shaping itself. I really don't see why you even care about your looks at all when you're at that age. Not that I understand why everybody cares so much about their looks in general, but more understandable around 17-23 since that's the most popular time to go around having sex with strangers and dating a lot.
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