0/10, obviously, because U R CHEATR.
I stomp you with my bike. Wow. Effective.
3/10, you tried but you went way too fast on your bike.
My green background [B]SCREENS[/B] your eyes so they explode.
0/10 i don't think i can screen to death
Come on woody's awesomeness has to do some damage
3/10
0/10
cheats never prosper
i gizz all over you
and its radioactive
I shove my flag down your penis hole and explode your head.
6/10 I mutate big time (@gruffdogga)
I sledge hammer you.
8/10
I use mass chillness to overwhelm you.
9000/10
Since I'm Saboteur, I will capture GDI War factory and produce a railgun Mammoth tank.
10/10, your railgun Mammoth tank had a built-in spy detect0r!!1
Red spy is in our base!!1!!1!
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I stare at you with my spy-ish look.
0/10, I just show signs of disrespect.
I flop my tongue at you, or something.
0/10. Your attack is useless.
I fire a BFG blast at you.
0/10 My goggles reflect the blast.
Reflected blast comes directly toward you.
0/10 You think this letter on my head stands for france?
I chop your fucking dick off.
0/10
My cow poops in your mouth, you die of intoxication
0/10 spit it right back out ya
Kirby sucks your avatar in and eats it
0/10, I take a pistol and shoot the fuck out of you from the inside.
I make you an offer you can't refuse.
0/10 I don't take offers without my agent.
I shoot your face off with a uzi!
0/10
Moahahaha Silencio has no face !
Take this !
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/high-kick_684628n.jpg[/img]
0/10 since wrestling, as I know it, is fake.
Pew-pew Ei shewt u with meh gun lol
oh noez him shotted meh 6/10
Average person's fists, 2/10
I'm on fire.
2/10 + 0.5-hp/s
probobly a well placed headshot or some nades, or pistol whip
8/10 roll dice +8 hit/piercing bullets, ouch.
Thunderstruck, nah nah nah. Thunderstruck, AC/DC pwns you. [sp]Even so they suck, only because you will say that they will suck to piss me off[/sp].
ZEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO
caps
Le stab! 1/10
Spies can't stab if they are dead! 2/10
Some jox at school bullied me. 0/10
[QUOTE=lazarus;17258439]8/10 roll dice +8 hit/piercing bullets, ouch.
Thunderstruck, nah nah nah. Thunderstruck, AC/DC pwns you. [sp]Even so they suck, only because you will say that they will suck to piss me off[/sp].[/QUOTE]
0/10 I am better than AC/DC
I face you in a drum off.
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