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[URL=http://img39.imageshack.us/i/54294621.jpg/][IMG]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/158/54294621.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/951932-WorLinx-Earn-money-for-doing-nothing!?highlight=[/url] Why don't you earn some money through your WorLinx advertisement a while back? Apparently you know how to ''earn money doing nothing", so why don't you do that for an attorney?

I'm just angry right now. I write a wall of text opening up about myself and everyone won't read it because it isn't split up in pargraphs. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=thereisno131;27470793]Why don't you earn some money through your WorLinx advertisement a while back? Apparently you know how to ''earn money doing nothing", so why don't you do that for an attorney? [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/951932-WorLinx-Earn-money-for-doing-nothing!?highlight=[/url][/QUOTE] I was trying to get referrals, but then I told everyone that it was a shit site because I actually used it.

Good luck trying to get $36 for a new computer.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470746]Sorry I don't know where the best place to break it up into paragraphs would be. Also, this isn't a scam. Don't donate if you don't want to. I just need some help and I have no where else to go. This probably won't even work at all. Everybody either doesn't give a shit or is broke.[/QUOTE] Volunteer lawyers. Read about law. Don't make GD give me money. I'd support a fper for a contest, but not a sob story.

I can't find any volunteer lawyers because the reccomendation place won't help us because of conflict of interest with my little brother's and sister's case.

No Mow some lawns

Can I give a 48-hour xbox live card?

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470800]I'm just angry right now. I write a wall of text opening up about myself and everyone won't read it because it isn't split up in pargraphs. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] I was trying to get referrals, but then I told everyone that it was a shit site because I actually used it.[/QUOTE] So you tried to mislead people by trying to get them to click a referral scheme to benefit your self without actually giving them information that it actually is a referral? Given your proven history of being untrustworthy, I'd advise everyone to think twice about donating to this guy with a sob story on the Internet.

Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470800]I'm just angry right now. I write a wall of text opening up about myself and everyone won't read it because it isn't split up in pargraphs. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] I was trying to get referrals, but then I told everyone that it was a shit site because I actually used it.[/QUOTE] You open up in a huge block of text that a few people have the patience to read, if you're serious about it you can take the time to at least talk in a coherent fashion instead of just whining to everyone who posts saying that we're idiots and going on about how no one understands your situation. You've got 92 posts as of typing this and nobody knows who the hell you are and you came from nowhere saying we should give you money, you don't give us proof, you don't provide anything to back up your story, for all everyone knows you could just be trying to get halo reach or something and you're just some selfish little prick. Give proof. Next, when you want people to help and naysayers show up don't jump the ultra defensive gun and hurl insults. You want dudes to help, treat them like friends. Seriously this is the worst way you could of done anything truth or not, now get out and don't come back till you have proof to back up your sob story as if it's this important I'm [b][i]sure[/b][/i] there's some way to prove yourself

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470627]Only idiots can't read a paragraph.[/QUOTE] Only idiots don't know about proper paragraph structure. It also helps if you don't insult the people you are begging to.

[QUOTE=sam6420;27470845]"Help me get a new computer, contest edition!"[/QUOTE] This will happen. "Whoever gives me the most money will buy me a computer. Rated hartsssss"

[QUOTE=thereisno131;27470865]So you tried to mislead people by trying to get them to click a referral scheme to benefit your self without actually giving them information that it actually is a referral? Given your proven history of being untrustworthy, I'd advise everyone to think twice about donating to this guy with a sob story on the Internet.[/QUOTE] I realised that afterwards. Chill out I'm sorry I screwed up once. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sift;27470880]You open up in a huge block of text that a few people have the patience to read, if you're serious about it you can take the time to at least talk in a coherent fashion instead of just whining to everyone who posts saying that we're idiots and going on about how no one understands your situation. You've got 92 posts as of typing this and nobody knows who the hell you are and you came from nowhere saying we should give you money, you don't give us proof, you don't provide anything to back up your story, for all everyone knows you could just be trying to get halo reach or something and you're just some selfish little prick. Give proof. Next, when you want people to help and naysayers show up don't jump the ultra defensive gun and hurl insults. You want dudes to help, treat them like friends. Seriously this is the worst way you could of done anything truth or not, now get out and don't come back till you have proof to back up your sob story as if it's this important I'm [b][i]sure[/b][/i] there's some way to prove yourself[/QUOTE] What kind of proof do you want? Family pictures? I don't have the legal documents with me. Give me an idea for proof and I'll give it to you.

[QUOTE=blacksam;27470826]Volunteer lawyers.[/QUOTE] Pretty much this. If you dont have enough money for an attorney the state will provide you one. Edit; Obvious scam thread is obvious. It wouldnt surprise me one bit that it was one of Lordofthefat alts trying to take revenge.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470873]Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?[/QUOTE] A scammer.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470895]I realised that afterwards. Chill out I'm sorry I screwed up once. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] What kind of proof do you want? Family pictures? I don't have the legal documents with me. Give me an idea for proof and I'll give it to you.[/QUOTE] Take pictures of the documents, and the dates on said documents. Post them here.

no paragraphs what a turn off

[QUOTE=Santz;27470920]Pretty much this. If you dont have enough money for an attorney the state will provide you one. Edit; Obvious scam thread is obvious. It wouldnt surprise me one bit that it was one of Lordofthefat alts trying to take revenge.[/QUOTE] So far we have not been able to get one in superior court because you could sort of say the document is some kind of settlement and the case would have to be reopened.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470873]Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?[/QUOTE] It isn't a heart aching story. Structure wise, dissappointing. Content lacking. Paypal/gmail ruins the valid points. You lost sincerity.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470873]Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1048710-Might-as-well-come-clean[/url]. This man. Volunteer lawyers. There's bound to be one that will help you.

[QUOTE=Sift;27470961]Take pictures of the documents, and the dates on said documents. Post them here.[/QUOTE] Let me see what I can get.

You picked a real bad time to ask for money.

I just sent the OP a 48 hour xbox live redeem code.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470987]Let me see what I can get.[/QUOTE] If this is for real, and you get pictures and they're dated and official post it under the OP as well

Look, this whole forum was just smacked in the face by a scammer. We all feel violated and we are afraid of giving people money now. Try again in about a year.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470873]Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?[/QUOTE]I guess a liar could. Or a scammer. A liar or a scammer could both do this exact thing. Satisfied with my answer? You're only damaging your own reputation and making yourself look kind of pathetic. If that story was even true, any kid would just run away, not go out looking for money for a lawyer on some video game web forum. You probably didn't even think about what lawyers cost before making this thread, and no one who is in your alleged situation would have NOT thought about that.

[QUOTE=Pascall;27470982][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1048710-Might-as-well-come-clean[/url]. This man. Volunteer lawyers. There's bound to be one that will help you.[/QUOTE] Use college students. Kids would do anything for expanded résumé.

If you live in the US or Canada you're given the right to an attorney, or a government-appointed one if you can't afford it.

This is the case [URL]http://www.cobbsuperiorcourtclerk.org/scripts/courtscv.dll/CivilDetail?caseno=09101721[/URL] Amber Miller is my mother. Matthew Stock is my father. Elisabeth Fowler is my aunt. My name is also Matthew Stock.

Geez if your going to make a sob story then make the effort to put it in paragraphs. Otherwise it looks like you just copied and pasted the whole thing.