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[QUOTE=a203xi;27471034]I guess a liar could. Or a scammer. A liar or a scammer could both do this exact thing. Satisfied with my answer? You're only damaging your own reputation and making yourself look kind of pathetic. If that story was even true, any kid would just run away, not go out looking for money for a lawyer on some video game web forum. You probably didn't even think about what lawyers cost before making this thread, and no one who is in your alleged situation would have NOT thought about that.[/QUOTE] I would like to live with my family.

How and why did the parody thread got closed before this thread?

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27471103]This is the case [URL]http://www.cobbsuperiorcourtclerk.org/scripts/courtscv.dll/CivilDetail?caseno=09101721[/URL] Amber Miller is my mother.[/QUOTE] Your facebook or myspace with your name. Proof of your mother.

WHY FONT STYLE CALIBRI?! WHY?! /caps

The [B]NEW[/B] LordOfTheFat!\ Oh hey lookie there, 300th post :w00t:

[QUOTE=blacksam;27471142]Your facebook or myspace with your name. Proof of your mother.[/QUOTE] Thats a little too personal, but just search for my e-mail [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL]

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27471179]Thats a little too personal, but just search for my e-mail [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL][/QUOTE] No one is going to give you money until you provide proof of this story.

[QUOTE=sam6420;27471141]From what I could see, it's just a bunch of names, does it describe details of the situation?[/QUOTE] The actual document is this [URL]http://www.cobbsuperiorcourtclerk.org/courts/docAltiffFS.asp?tiffFile=T2929903&pagesFile=11&currPage=2&cfn=20090028462[/URL] Change pages at the bottom right.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27471179]Thats a little too personal, but just search for my e-mail [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL][/QUOTE] So you're willing to divulge your family's names but not your own?

[QUOTE=poopsicle;27471201]No one is going to give you money until you provide proof of this story.[/QUOTE] Search on facebook for [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL] I have a picture dated 2005 of me for my profile picture. My full name is Matthew Dean Stock Matthew Stock from my Father. Dean from my mother's dad who died in a car accident when she was little.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27470873]Why is everyone acting like I'm trying to scam them? Who could make up this story and sleep at night?[/QUOTE] Well it doesn't matter if YOU can sleep at night, because YOU didn't type this. Obvious Copy-Pasta :smug:

I didn't? Well, try searching it on google or any search engine for that matter. This came straight from the heart. I gave you your proof.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27471216]Search on facebook for [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL] I have a picture dated 2005 of me for my profile picture. My full name is Matthew Dean Stock Matthew Stock from my Father. Dean from my mother's dad who died in a car accident when she was little.[/QUOTE] You joined facebook just when fp had the free mousepad from artscow?

[QUOTE=blacksam;27471302]You joined facebook just when fp had the free mousepad from artscow?[/QUOTE] Actually I think I joined earlier to become a fan of this one game's wall. It started with motorcross and it was a remake of the old nes game.

[QUOTE=goblineat4;27471216]Search on facebook for [EMAIL="goblineat4@gmail.com"]goblineat4@gmail.com[/EMAIL] I have a picture dated 2005 of me for my profile picture. My full name is Matthew Dean Stock Matthew Stock from my Father. Dean from my mother's dad who died in a car accident when she was little.[/QUOTE] Just sent you friend request, just remove me after I can confirm when you made this account. However you still could have created it prior to this.

[QUOTE=sam6420;27471386]I did my research. Either this guy uses this trick a lot in different forums, or he's legit. You should've gotten a lawyer instead of a moving falcon though... Anyway, I think this guy is legit.[/QUOTE] I have a feeling this is a really well though and planned out scam. Remember what happened last time FP! I wouldn't risk getting scammed again.

[QUOTE=sebmck;27471388]Just sent you friend request, just remove me after I can confirm when you made this account. However you still could have created it prior to this.[/QUOTE] I added you. I don't remember my exact facebook account creation date, but it was about two years ago.

[url=http://www.cobbsuperiorcourtclerk.org/courts/]Cobb Superior Court- Cobb County, Georgia[/url] You are an American, and you have the right to a court-appointed attorney. You don't need to ask us for money.

tl;dr

Were face punchers were not dumb enough to give random strangers money out of the goodness of our hearts O WAIT

It's hard to trust you because of the lordofthefat incident.

[QUOTE=Snuffy;27471498][url=http://www.cobbsuperiorcourtclerk.org/courts/]Cobb Superior Court- Cobb County, Georgia[/url] You are an American, and you have the right to a court-appointed attorney. You don't need to ask us for money.[/QUOTE] Superior court only appoints lawyers for criminal cases.

[url]http://i55.tinypic.com/neg8dd.png[/url] [url]http://i56.tinypic.com/357k2lf.png[/url] That's his Facebook page. I just realised how small they were.

Hold on... THIS COULD BE LORDOFFAT'S ALTERNATE ALTERNATE ACCOUNT! But seriously, if that is all legit, I would send you money if I had some.

1. Space it out into paragraphs, man! 2. Nope. Giving money to online poeple is a sure scam. Even before lordfoffat, you shouldn't give money to strangers. I'll never understand why people fell for that.

[QUOTE=sebmck;27471594][url]http://i55.tinypic.com/neg8dd.png[/url] [url]http://i56.tinypic.com/357k2lf.png[/url] That's his Facebook page. I just realised how small they were.[/QUOTE] Thanks for publishing my phone number for everyone to see. Too bad I can't find it.

OP i can give you a target gift card. Attorneys take those as payment right?

[QUOTE=Lazyboy0337;27471610]1. Space it out into paragraphs, man! 2. Nope. Giving money to online poeple is a sure scam. Even before lordfoffat, you shouldn't give money to strangers. I'll never understand why people fell for that.[/QUOTE] Cause FP was being gullible but hearted. But after that incident it's likely to ensure 99% of those who participated in the donation will never donate online again.

[QUOTE=sam6420;27471386]I did my research. Either this guy uses this trick a lot in different forums, or he's legit. You should've gotten a lawyer instead of a novint falcon though... Anyway, I think this guy is legit.[/QUOTE] I didn't get a novint falcon. I gave up on that idea a long time ago. [editline]17th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=sam6420;27471630]Somebody give OP a call and check this out?[/QUOTE] I can't find my phone, but let me look. Wait five minutes.

[url]http://i56.tinypic.com/357k2lf.png[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/EhlH3.jpg[/url] [QUOTE=goblineat4;27471622]Thanks for publishing my phone number for everyone to see. Too bad I can't find it.[/QUOTE] You want help don't you?