Sir, It Was Only Provoked - Times You've Punched The Crap Out Of Someone
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[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27176129]Wow you're really hard. Can I have your autograph?[/QUOTE]
Wow you're so stupid. Can you leave?
When I was fighting with someone, I accidentally pushed him against a concrete block (well were fighting but I didn't want to hurt him [i]that[/i] much) And he went knock out. All kids thought I did it with one punch and now they think am I total badass.
[QUOTE=Cornelisjuh;27176397]When I was fighting with someone, I accidentally pushed him against a concrete block (well were fighting but I didn't want to hurt him [i]that[/i] much) And he went knock out. All kids thought I did it with one punch and now they think am I total badass.[/QUOTE]
Don't undersell yourself. You [b]are[/b] a badass.
I can't stand the way my little brother talks to people, acting all hood when we've been middle class his whole life. So one day he was mouthing off at my father and I happened to have been standing next to his punk ass at the time so I figured "why not?" and I socked him right in the mouth and busted his lips open.
And my father wasn't even upset with me :smug:
Me and one of my friends were eating at some food court one day, and one of my friend's friends comes up with another guy proudly announcing that he is a homosexual. Really fucking loudly. Friend says to shut the fuck up. He continues talking loudly about how he's going to get married and other shit. I and my friend say to shut the fuck up. He scoffs at us and tells us how intolerant and homophobic we are. He didn't realize that I (and my friend) was bisexual. As he continued to speak loudly, I grabbed him by the shirt and slapped him across the face in the not-entirely-painful-but-really-fucking-loud way. Twice. He couldn't possibly understand why I did that, so I was a dick and punched him in the solarplexus while explaining why.
My friend thinks I'm a BAMF now. I don't know what happened to Mr. Gay or his boyfriend.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
Incoming rainbows
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;27176463]I can't stand the way my little brother talks to people, acting all hood when we've been middle class his whole life. So one day he was mouthing off at my father and I happened to have been standing next to his punk ass at the time so I figured "why not?" and I socked him right in the mouth and busted his lips open.
And my father wasn't even upset with me :smug:[/QUOTE]
Assaulting your brother rather than teaching him to be respectful is pretty cool.
[QUOTE={ABK}AbbySciuto;27176633]Me and one of my friends were eating at some food court one day, and one of my friend's friends comes up with another guy proudly announcing that he is a homosexual. Really fucking loudly. Friend says to shut the fuck up. He continues talking loudly about how he's going to get married and other shit. I and my friend say to shut the fuck up. He scoffs at us and tells us how intolerant and homophobic we are. He didn't realize that I (and my friend) was bisexual. As he continued to speak loudly, I grabbed him by the shirt and slapped him across the face in the not-entirely-painful-but-really-fucking-loud way. Twice. He couldn't possibly understand why I did that, so I was a dick and punched him in the solarplexus while explaining why.
My friend thinks I'm a BAMF now. I don't know what happened to Mr. Gay or his boyfriend.
[editline]3rd January 2011[/editline]
Incoming rainbows[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is a BAMF
[QUOTE=Red scout?;27177168]What the fuck is a BAMF[/QUOTE]
Bad Ass MotherFucker
[QUOTE=SentiNostalgia;27174145]Oh no, no romantic anything. I hated her guts like the rest of the school, just because of my race. Half-Cast is the politcally incorrect term I believe they used. The school was barren, dirty as an arsewiped piece of cloth, in Pollokshields.[/QUOTE]
You kicked a girl in the shin for using a " politically incorrect term " for a race, when in your earlier posts, you said asians were whores.
I was pretty much alone with no friends for the last 2 year of primary school before I went into High School, so I kept to myself, and never talked to anyone. When I was walking down one of the paths
[i](Most schools in Australia are fully open, no such thing as a hallway there, step out the door and you're on grass and dirt.)[/i]
And a asshat I've known for the last 3 years who's made by school years horrible walked up from behind me and slapped me in the back of the head for the last time, I turned around shoved him back a few feet into a tree, shoved him a second time into the ground, and and stomped him once in the face.
Later found out I broke his nose, and he didn't talk to me for the rest of the school year. Which was only 4 weeks away, but still, son of a bitch got what was coming to him.
Me and my friend were talking about religion, he's christian and said because I was gay I was going to hell. He ended up with a black eye. I ended up with a cut-up hand. Pro-tip: Don't punch someone with glasses.
Only "fight" I've been in was when I was 10-11.
Me and a friend were hanging out at a playground, just talking etc. Then this kid, 1 year younger than us, came over and, as he had been doing for several months, started insulting us etc. We decided to just ignore him.
One of the main reasons no one wanted to fight him was because a rumor went around that his 18 year old brother would beat the living shit out of anyone doing something to his younger brother. Of course, at the age, we believed this and didn't want to get into trouble.
So he walked over and pushed my friend, who stumbled back a couple of feet. He turned around to me and started insulting me again. He then spat on my shoulder. This really pissed me off, but I was too afraid to do anything. Then the most surprising thing happened.
As he was about to walk away, my friend ran towards him and headbutted him. Of course the kid started screaming in pain, and was going on with "I'm going to beat the shit out of both of you!". My friend tried to punch him but he managed to avoid it. So I ran up behind him and kicked his feet. This resulted in him falling backwards, and he started crying. We decided to leave and he ran off.
Didn't hear anything from him nor his brother.
One time there was this guy who kept talking to me in slang which I was unable to understand, so I replied: "Is that the language you invented in order to speak to dogs?"
So he punched me in the eye, and I went and punched him many times until a teacher came and separated us.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27192433]One time there was this guy who kept talking to me in slang which I was unable to understand, so I replied: "Is that the language you invented in order to speak to dogs?"
So he punched me in the eye, and I went and punched him many times until a teacher came and separated us.[/QUOTE]
Good that you won, but tbh that's a really shitty comeback.
[QUOTE]She was a whore so to speak, an asian.[/QUOTE]
What
[QUOTE=Lick;27192541]Good that you won, but tbh that's a really shitty comeback.[/QUOTE]
Well it was enough to piss him off.
Highschool, fifth year. Me and a friend are just eating our lunch, (Local Restaurant that most of the kids went to for our lunch) and an enemy of mine. (As mentioned in another thread. I hit him in the head with a plank of wood accidentally) Came up to us, starts calling me and my friend Hookers, Tramps, Bitches, Whores. And i just stood up, looked at him. And punched him in the nose. He fell over, nose bleeding. And i just sat there. Crouched over him hitting him. Nobody split us up until we were sure i gave him concussion.
When i got MY ass kicked though. Same dude, he pretty much shoved me in the school grounds. I turn around, bitch slap him. And he kicked me in the stomach. I just fell over and everyone rushed over.
Thank fuck i was loved in my school. And he wasn't. I only hit him, because he called my friend a Whore. And i had reason to. I felt like a BAMF. And i know i'm a dick. But i can be nice when i want to.
Never happened. Why?
A) I don't like hurting people. I only turn to violence as a last resort in self defence.
B) I don't think it's cool to beat up people. It only makes you look like an arse.
C) I have been bullied during my entire life, and I don't want others to be in the same situation.
Or in short: I'm a pussy.
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