• My Most Annoying Flaw
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[QUOTE=gtanoofa;25345812]Whenever I see a random people, I imagine having sex with them.[/QUOTE] I used to do that alot when I'd see random hot girls.
Story of Facepunch.
Youre not alone OP. I do this too and the paranoia is so annoying. And well some times I imagine myself taking out a metal baton and taking down people with it.
I used to do this too. I'm just too lazy and apathetic anymore to continue doing it.
[QUOTE=Soren;25345860]That's the best post I've ever seen. But, hey. OP. SEE A FUCKING A THE[B]RAPIST[/B], FUCK Seriously, go see a therapist ASAP, because that is not normal.[/QUOTE] How about an Analrapist [img]http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/tobias-funke-picture.jpg[/img]
I have a similar problem, except I imagine them [i]attempting[/i] to murder me. They never succeed. :smug:
I imagine killing people I don't like some times. Can't help it.
This is not a common everyday thing but isn't a psychological problem. Usually I imagine of ways to fight someone or think of possible scenarios specially if I'm mad, then the thoughts won't go away EDIT: not that my case is similar to yours but yours isn't in anyway a disorder, though it can be quite annoying
I imagine how it would be if I just went up to a hot girl and just started raping her.
I imagine people getting people getting picked off by a Sniper
See a psychologist, that's fucking weird.
I imagine all the logistics behind obtaining a mechanism that allows travel between different universes. I imagined setting up whole economies behind selling Plasmids to Psykers, infecting Zombies with BLACKLIGHT, The Green Flu, Flood Spores, Headcrabs, Daemonic Possession, and the T-Virus simultaneously, and then selling it to militaries around the world as supersoldiers. It's rather disconcerting, considering that I also think about how I would obtain it. If by random chance, all the better. If by way of deal with the devil, I go into mental gymnastics figuring out how to weasel my way into a deal that doesn't end up with my eternal soul being tortured for eternity.
Whenever I listen to music, I imagine that I was the one who made that song. I always hold my breath when walking past ugly looking people.
Stay off the Games for a while.
Don't worry OP one day someone will attack you and I bet you will be happy that you had a plan first [editline]02:17AM[/editline] Also I once knew a/ b/yard who could not stop himself from rule 34ing every he meets in his mind, its always nice to know that there are worse poeple out there then you
I often come up with elaborate origin stories for myself as a superhero, along with detailed explanations of my powers. In one, a meteor(ite?) flies down and [b]blows off my legs[/b], and everybody is [i]disgusted[/i] by my [i]horrific wounds[/i]. I spend months stewing in a deep depression, when all of a sudden, my legs start growing back! But they're not [i]normal[/i] legs (because that would be fucking retarded), they're [i]organic metal legs[/i], because the meteorite was filled with [i]alien cells[/i] that feed off my body's energy and give me incredible abilities in return. My organic metal legs totally [b]rock[/b], and I'm having a [i]wicked[/i] sweet time with them, but then the rest of my body begins to change too! I welcome it, and become a badass with a body made of lightweight organic metal who can so some seriously cool shit. Also, they make me super smart, and I usher in a new era of technological advancement.
contact nanotrasen, ask for a job.
If I see someone coming in my direction, I always end up reading their movements and dodging to the same side as them when getting out of their way.
[QUOTE=dass;25375410]If I see someone coming in my direction, I always end up reading their movements and dodging to the same side as them when getting out of their way.[/QUOTE] You asshole, why would you do that? :byodood:
I think my worst trait is that I'm scary flexible. I imagine this came from years of crossing my legs after I was unable to cross and interlace my legs ('indian style') during pre-kindergarten because I was a retarded git. Oh, I also actually do make plans to kill everyone I meet. But only really in the purpose of self defense. Having a father who was former law enforcement wasn't the best thing to happen to me.
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I had something similar when I was little, went I went shopping with my mom, I imagined me fighting with the guy over there with some awesome moves n shit sometimes when I have nothing to do, I imagine me fighting with someone I really hate, often feels satisfying The closest to the op for me, is when I pass a larger group of people who might start an unnecessary argument with you that can lead to a fight (happens often here). Then I often imagine something to disable one of them (kick them in the balls??) and then run or cycle away.
I always imagine a fight scene (like in the XKCD comic shown earlier).
Psychiatrist.. Not psychologist
I kinda have the same thing, everytime I zone out I just start imagining the weirdest scenarios... and it happens pretty fucking often
I always imagine that I'M the one pulling out he gun
Just do what I do. I just stare at people for no reason, then when they notice I'm staring i don't stop i just keep staring. They call me the creeper king.
Dude, every night before I go to sleep, I double check that all the doors are locked that lead to my room, because I have this fear that some guy will break into my house and kill me. Sometimes, I keep my parents or sibling's room unlocked, hoping that their screams can warn me and give me a chance to escape. I began sleeping with a night-light again, and I attend college now.
[QUOTE=MovingSalad;25378286]Psychiatrist.. Not psychologist[/QUOTE] No, psychologist first. He doesn't necessarily need medication, and if he does the psychologist can refer him to a psychiatrist.
I got over that awhile ago... Just put the message in your mind. "If something happens, I'll know what to do" It makes you not think about it, and at the same time evens out your stress.
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