Why did you even do the job in the first place? It's not like you were legally bound to obey her
[QUOTE=Publius;22918332]Why did you even do the job in the first place? It's not like you were legally bound to obey her[/QUOTE]
Because he wanted the cash? :downs:
Ask FP for help.
Creep in at night and kill everything in her yard.
Just forget about her and don't do a damn thing.
I like the salting idea. Or go out and buy some RRREEEAAALLLYYY invasive/annoying/ugly plants and plant them in her yard, in the shape of a swastika.
Go there at night and salt the snot out of everything. Though she is a tad far away fro
you house I guess you could just slip some really invading plant seeds in her garden here and there, and for her lawn just hit a shit load of rocks and wreck the mower, raises the mower blade also so it doesn't cut it that much and it will grow back faster so you can make more money.
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Epic ninja for my first 2 ideas
The shit load of rocks idea would probably just backfire on them, she seems like a shrewd lady and would charge for it
take a shit on her doorstep
Let her call the police.
Hide.
There is no legal contract so you don't have to do shit.
Asians are used to people working long hours with little pay.
You could use the money you got from her to pay for a number change, or call the police, or do what those other guys said and vandalize her property so that both or possibly just you could get in trouble with the law.
Go fuck up her rice paddy.
Keep the money. If she threatens to call the police, threaten to tell the police she touched your privates.
[QUOTE=iusehax;22920073]Asians are used to people working long hours with little pay.[/QUOTE]
Um i think you have that backwards.
Take a funnel and two bottles of cow milk and force that bitch to drink it!
Salt swastika gogogo
Shit in her lawn.
[url]http://www.daisy.com/[/url] get one of these, spray her house, works for me.
I have long since learned not to do any work for people who came from foreign countries, especially Asian countries. I have had so many of them try and take advantage of me and insist upon random shit being done to their yard, and then when I tell them it will cost more they flip out. When it finally comes time to pay me they always tried to short me five bucks or barter me down.
I have finally given up and only do work for people that clearly understand the concept of pay me the money I ask for at the start, and I will do what they ask me to at the start.
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Also, on a mildly serious if you really want her to go away note, weed killer her whole lawn.
When im going to be old and rich, im going to have a huuuge yard...
Buy tons of worms/slugs or what ever you can get your hands on and scatter them around her garden.
Worms would dig it all up and slugs would eat all her crappy flowers.
get you and your friends to shit in a tub for a while then go to her house with the tub and throw shit everywhere.
Either call the police or block her phone number and ignore her.
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[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;22959175]Buy tons of worms/slugs or what ever you can get your hands on and scatter them around her garden.
Worms would dig it all up and slugs would eat all her crappy flowers.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps the slugs, but not the worms. Worms are beneficial to a garden.
2 words japanese bettle
Just don't do what everyone else is telling you (Destory her garden)
If anything, this will only make it worse.
-Replace her herbs with weed
-Cover her lawn in (real) weeds
-Salt a middle finger on said lawn
-Burn the fucker to the ground
-All of the above.
You have a few sensible options:
Ignore her.
Block her number.
You have a few senseless options:
Salt/Kill the lawn.
Crap in the garden.
And you have the sleazy legal option:
Let her call the cops, go to court and testify that you had never signed anything in the first place. That will unbind you from everything.
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