• Me and my friends are being Harrassed
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[QUOTE=Timenova;22959318]Either call the police or block her phone number and ignore her. [editline]10:01PM[/editline] Perhaps the slugs, but not the worms. Worms are beneficial to a garden.[/QUOTE] Hmm this is true. Whats another "fuck shit up" animal?
Tell her to shut up. You did what she asked, to mow her lawn and shit. If she calls the police, explain to them that your not under contract to do anything she says. What is she going to say? That you walked into her house and robbed her money?
[QUOTE=P1X3L N1NJA;22959585]Hmm this is true. Whats another "fuck shit up" animal?[/QUOTE] Snails, aphids, locusts...I know a lot more, but I forget the rest right now. Oh yeah, and caterpillars of course. They can do a lot of damage.
Plant Virginia Creeper in her garden. It will take over her whole yard in a few days.
Burn her lawn and shit on her while she sleeps, then forcefeed her the turd, that'll show her!
plant weed (as in marihuana), then call the cops on her
Blast her with piss
Build a tent on her lawn and live in it. She wouldn't have ever seen it coming.
[QUOTE=XSUDEE;22960671]Build a tent on her lawn and live in it. She wouldn't have ever seen it coming.[/QUOTE] No...make it a bunker...
[QUOTE=counterpo0;22917683]Go to the job, do it, get the money. Then at night come back and fuck the hole shit up. dig holes, [B][U]plant plastic forks and break the handles[/U][/B], tippe her house etc...[/QUOTE] Calm down man, we want to piss her off, not kill the poor woman with fright. No but really, do what he said... only im thinking more along the lines of plastic spoons ;) or C4
[QUOTE=aapio;22961059]Calm down man, we want to piss her off, not kill the poor woman with fright. No but really, do what he said... only im thinking more along the lines of plastic spoons ;) or [B]C4[/B][/QUOTE] What was that about not killing?
Kick her in the stomach.
Light her lawn on fire
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VBMnGNWhwQ&feature=related[/media] buy some of the rage buggies seen in this video, go with your friends there and race them around her garden
Burn her garden and say you were spy checking her garden. Ooooorrr... [I]FACEPUNCH[/I]
I thought this was going to be a story of the 50 year old lady [b]sexually[/b] harassing you! Damn I am disappoint.
Dude, get a restraining order or summin.
If you aint pissed still, go over and do a job, try and find out if she is allergic to anything, and if you do, go sneak out at night and plant it in her flowers. Assuming all old people do is go out and sniff their flowers all day.
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;22964425]Burn her garden and say you were spy checking her garden. Ooooorrr... [I]FACEPUNCH[/I][/QUOTE] *Runs around with an axtingusher*
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