• You have traveled back in time exactly 100 years
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i imagine the people that lived in this house would be p surprised, a bunch of railway workers all of a sudden having some fuck appear before them like some kind of shit christmas ghost
time to go fight in a rebellion i guess
Well, im in Hawaii. there are two possibilities. I can convince them I am a white god or - oh wait. Fuck. Not far back enough. Yeah probably gonna get asspounded and eaten by Hawaiian cannibals.
I fall 4 stories onto the ground. RIP me.
Probably suffocate from all the smog and shit spewing from Pittsburghs steel mills.
I will destroy ISIS before it becomes a thing.
I'd be in some guys farmland I'd try to convince him to let me stay in his barn, or something. I would likely freeze to death during the night otherwise.
Enlist in the army become a great general by WWII
Uhh, I have nothing in my pockets (grey jeans) And a purple T that says: "MR. DEATH - YOU CAN RUN, BUT U CANT HYDE!" (With a white face man's face shooting laser from eyes.) [editline]5th December 2015[/editline] 100 years isn't that long time ago, still out of place, so I'd get myself "new" clothes, some menial job to feed myself, and.. Shit.
invent batman
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;49245171]Statistically every single person here died during 1914-1918. I'm fighting along side my Great Grandfather, who fought in WW1 and WW2. RIP <3[/QUOTE] Depends on what nation you're fighting for. If you were an American for example you had a 1.1% (every 1 in 89) chance of dying in WWI, and 88% of the British Army did survive. Although if you were a junior officer you would probably be fucked either way. and then the Influenza Epidemic afterwards. yeah, we'd probably end up dying.
I doubt Austro-German occupied Belgrade is a nice place at this time.
I'll be buried alive since the underground car park I'm in wouldn't be here until 2006.
I appear in the middle of dense foliage on an undeveloped, swampy barrier island locally known as Mosquito Island. After working my way to the western coast, I flag down a local fisherman or possibly a ferry. My T-shirt celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Museum of Flight in Seattle; my wallet contains IDs which display my year of birth as 1994, as well as a couple of strange-looking one dollar bills and a plastic card which I claim is some form of money. Then I show them the devices in my pockets- one, a supposed "portable telephone" which is stocked with hours of music from the distant future and which has a screen which responds to my touch, and the other, a medical device containing insulin, connected to my hip. I suppose it isn't long before I become America's best kept secret. They give me insulin and a comfortable life, and I tell them everything I know in an effort to "win" the 20th century. Seems like I'd have a great time, overall.
Well, my house was standing 100 years ago and inhabited. So at least I'm not falling to my death or buried underground. I'd probably get chased out by them right after, from there I have no idea. Probably freeze to death since I'm wearing running shorts and a t-shirt in 40 degree weather in the dead of night.
[QUOTE=Katatonic717;49243653]I'd be underground. So I guess I'd just fucking suffocate[/QUOTE] I'm in a sorta half-basement. If I can shake the soil a bit I'll at least be able to breathe. Or if I stood up before time travel all I'd need is to free my legs. [editline]6th December 2015[/editline] Assuming I don't get fused with the fucking dirt on a molecular level
Tell Churchill that Gallipoli is a really fucking bad idea and give him a rough outline of the modern turreted tank design and Blitzkrieg style tactics On the plus side that might save a lot of lives if the war ends earlier and make things easier on post war Germany but the shittier side is that GB and France have more stable economies and go on exercising strong Imperial authority
Actually if you think about it, our planet is always moving, so is our solar system, so if you were to travel back in time at your same exact location, you'd just die in the middle of empty space
[QUOTE=skatehawk11;49247301]Don't worry, Linda is already destroying them. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Zy2QzYf.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Too bad the only colonel she will ever get is already in a bucket
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;49253754]On the plus side that might save a lot of lives if the war ends earlier and make things easier on post war Germany but the shittier side is that GB and France have more stable economies and go on exercising strong Imperial authority[/QUOTE] At least the October revolution would never happen, or at least the revolts wouldn't be nearly as large or hard to put down. You would save the world from a lot of shit, possibly keeping Europe the dominant continent throughout the rest of the century and not destroying it through war.
[QUOTE=iAmaNewb;49249364]I'll be buried alive since the underground car park I'm in wouldn't be here until 2006.[/QUOTE] Why are you browsing Facepunch in an underground car park?
Einstein had just finished his theory of relativity, right? ... I'd give him the papers of everything we've discovered since then, based on his knowledge. Oh, and I'd record him with a smartphone, which I'd bring schematics for. I'd probably fuck up the space-time continuum, but imagine where technology would be if we were making smartphones in 1916. [editline]12th December 2015[/editline] Actually, you know what? I'd bring schematics for Apollo-level space tech, and some compatible computing systems, as well as an actual modern computer. Fuck, I'd want to be the Johnny Appleseed of time travel.
Go back with a modern guitar, drums and bass and generator, along with a massive music collection to play. Create the most exotic, mind blowing, face melting, badass band that anyone within reach is either touched in their soul, brought to tears, believing we were sent by god. Or unknowingly creating the worlds biggest wall of death any motherfucker has ever seen, depending on what we play from the list. While simultaneously creating world peace, as everyone is in mutual agreement that our band is the best thing to ever happen to mankind to date. Mankind becomes dedicated to the sole development and perfection of THE BEST music. Everyone's happy, as money, material possession, and seat of position no longer matter. Only the perfecting and practicing of music. Eventually leading to space travel in a guitar shaped craft that plays music throughout the space it travels. Mankind melts alien faces. We win the universe, as every species we encounter joins our pursuit in the perfecting of realities most badass music. We finally reach the end of everything, where the god we never knew awaits. Awaiting to join us in the pursuit, as it was everything he ever wanted from us, just couldn't quite put his finger on the concept yet. We all become gods, billions of musical gods. Finally creating the most beautiful but also face melting music. Reality turns out to be a being itself, loses its purpose as there is no further to go. Commits suicide wearing OUR t-shirt, with OUR fuckin album playing.
Beat Hitler to death with a shovel as I climb over a German trench in The Great War
i'd fall down about two stories because the building i'm in didn't exist yet
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