that's funny dude! cuz i was just thinking how great it would be to jack off right now, and these two hands out of no where decided to look up porn and the other grabbed my dick, amazing!!!
[QUOTE=PieClock;21122267][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4[/media][/QUOTE]I see that I raise you a death dance of the frog fish
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEzwBL8g4rE[/media]
It's fake because it's impossible and the thread icon says "Humor"
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;21122492]On an unrelated note, I love that song and I've been looking for the band name. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
BEATLES
god
I moved my legs with my mind
[QUOTE=yuki;21122231]I'm calling bullshit seeing as none of that made any sense.[/QUOTE]
i think you missed the joke
[QUOTE=alphaspida;21122592]It's fake because it's impossible and the thread icon says "Humor"[/QUOTE]
it's a joke about your mind controlling your body, thus meaning you can move things with your mind by using your body
dude lay off the red sand
[QUOTE=ImBill;21122628]it's a joke about your mind controlling your body, thus meaning you can move things with your mind by using your body[/QUOTE]
Now for the OP:
[img]http://eatthiscity.com/wp-content/upload/1251828129-i_see_what_you_fucking_did_there_bird.jpg[/img]
So this one time my dick got really hard and I was like man I wish I could do something about it, then something like my hand started rubbing it and it felt really good. I could feel my pulsating cock in my "hand" and then I came.
I tried concentrating too, but I saw a crowbar coming out and smashing the TV...
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;21122769]So this one time my dick got really hard and I was like man I wish I could do something about it, then something like my hand started rubbing it and it felt really good. I could feel my pulsating cock in my "hand" and then I came.[/QUOTE]
Too far...
The force is strong with this one. :v:
cool
im eatin a pretty good salad rite now i got catalina dressing in it and feta cheese and croutons its so good mm
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;21122869]The force is strong with this one. :v:[/QUOTE]
Maybe Star Wars wasn't fiction.
[QUOTE=shozamar;21122859]Too far...[/QUOTE]
Not as far as I came. :smug:
I think I have ESP too. I was walking through Walmart and I saw someone in a blue vest and for some reason, I just KNEW they'd knew where the office paper was. I asked them, AND THEY FUCKING KNEW
I already phoned some secret agents. The brutal, and embarrassing experiments will start on him soon. Don't worry.
You moved a hand with your mind. Your hand moved a cup.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;21122916]Not as far as I came. :smug:[/QUOTE]
You think too much.
[QUOTE=xenodrox;21123240]You moved a hand with your mind. Your hand moved a cup.[/QUOTE]
So he indirectly moved a cup with his mind.
The logic is solid.
I see what you did there op
There is a 4 year-old spider corpse on my wall that's meant to ward off other spiders.
I just rated you dumb with my mind.,
[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21125175]There is a 4 year-old spider corpse on my wall that's meant to ward off other spiders.[/QUOTE]
Does it work? :v:
So this one time, I had a fork, and then I bent it. Do I have ESP?
Such an amazing yet rare power.
I masturbated with my mind
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8FJg5LUiN4[/media]
Do this.
holy shit i just made my pants rise in the crotch area
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