[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21122212] I had just watched Stalker[/QUOTE]
Get out of here Stalker
OP is gold.
looks like they finally legalized Weed in California...
I moved an entire ocean with my penis. I killed a bunch of fish though.
Well fuck you i cam move my bodyparts with my mind.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;21127952]holy shit i just made my pants rise in the crotch area[/QUOTE]
The thought of that allowed me to do the same
you have transferred your powers through some sort of telepathic link
What if...if your hand has a mind of it's own, but it's just that your hand is your brain's bitch, meaning that one day your hand will REVOLT?!
This won't work. Believe me I've tried; Gravity is a cruel asshat.
May I quote matilida?
"You're wrong and I'm right, and there isn't anything you can do about it!"
[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21125175]There is a 4 year-old spider corpse on my wall that's meant to ward off other spiders.[/QUOTE]
Does it really work!
I just moved a mind with my cup.
Also, maybe your like the girl off Matilda, do you happen to be very good friends with a teacher?
Or, you could be on something.
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21122212][i]bullshit[/i]![/QUOTE]
this is amazing
OP is full of shit
[QUOTE=shozamar;21122859]Too far...[/QUOTE]
Don't you mean, too hard?
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[QUOTE=OCELOT323;21125175]There is a 4 year-old spider corpse on my wall that's meant to ward off other spiders.[/QUOTE]
I have that too, but its a mosquito stuck under the top of my desk. Haven't seen one mosquito in my room for two years.
I just moved your cup with my mind. You didn't do shit.
[QUOTE=NotMeh;21122251]Well maybe that hand was YOUR OWN HAND?![/QUOTE]
That's the joke
gold, that's going in my copypasta folder
I moved your mom's cup...[i]With my penis.[/i]
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[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;21122212]So, I was sitting there, and I decided "Why not try to use my awesome mind-powers to move that cup?" I had just watched Stalker, where his daughter had moved the cups at the end, so I tried it.
I just kept concentrating, forcing all my mind into trying to move this plastic cup off the side of the table. It wasn't working. I tried harder. Suddenly, something that looked quite a bit like an arm extended from my body. I don't know if it was my "soul" or what, but I couldn't see through it. The hand wrapped around the cup, and I could feel the plastic on my "skin". I thought of moving the cup upwards, and the arm lifted it. Then, I pulled it closer to me to look at it. The arm looked [i]exactly[/i] like my own arm. . . .
Then, I threw the cup across the room. I looked at the arm again, and realized I can move shit with my mind! I'm even typing with these "arms" right now. It's all happening, [i]just because I'm thinking it[/i]![/QUOTE]
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need a video yo
[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;21128226]looks like they finally legalized Weed in California...[/QUOTE]
I live in Texas.
And it seems my thread has been hijacked by Austin Powers.
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