If the above user's avatar murdered your parents, what would you do to it?
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70.cal heavy duty sniper rifle to the kneecaps.
roll up a piece of newspaper and hit it
:ohdear:
And ask for his autograph.
Trace his ip address. If possible.
run and cry
Neurotoxin.
Throw every piece into a fire.
Touch his gun :q:
Tell him a story about my scars and then stab him to get him to reveal his real emotions.
Tell batman :frown:
Give it steroids and energy drinks so it goes into overdrive and exercises itself to death.
FLYSWATTER
Direct her binoculars to the most horrible porn the Internet has to offer.
Cook him and then eat him.
Murder the bitch, eat her and then rape her, in that order.
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But nah, I would punch her a couple of times and turn her in.
Soup.
Trade my hatless
:psyduck:
Vengeance.
Kill one and let the other live as a warning to anyone else thinking about fucking with me.
Punch out the glasses and laugh as it dies from ocular penetration (lolol ocular penetration)
Nothing, he's already in mental home
Its cool because hes spider-man
Show her the tentacle monsters living in my avatar's head.
(Well she looks Asian ^.^)
Knock 'em over. His arms are tied, what he gonna do?
Stomp on it.
Surely it cant be that big?
Cook it.
Tie it to a chair and put duct tape over its mouth, before slowly sliding my erect dick through its eye socket and brain, and after I get balls deep, start furiously humping, effectively skullfucking it to death.
replace its data loop with nyan cat
I guess I'll just... Uhhh... break its head with a sledge.
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