• 1000 ways to die
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choking on a chicken bone
34: Seizure
35: the fish got him
raped untill you're dead
37.caught by the repo man
38. Drug fuelled sex heart attack.
39. Cut youre eyes out with a knife and when youre blind, randomly stab yourself in the gut.
40. 4chan
41. Cut your eye out and get someone with AIDS to pee in the empty eyesocket.
42. Failed to outsmart bullet
43. Telling Perfumely that he has beautiful eyes.
44. Watching the remake of "The Karate Kid"
45 watching the movie "manos: the hands of fate"
46. Juggling chisels during a total solar eclipse of the sun. 47. Boomerang with a live grenade attached.
48. falling asleep whilst taking a bath. 49. cyanide. 50. being shot with a hollowpoint(in the head ofc).
[QUOTE=eventual0;20557279]48. falling asleep whilst taking a bath. 49. cyanide. 50. being shot with a hollowpoint(in the head ofc).[/QUOTE] Oh comeon. Be a bit more creative.
51. Watching Spiderman 3
52. Jumping out a window into a large comfy bed and then get run over by a monster truck
53. get a raccoon bite your erected cock off
54. Reading a book called "Going Rogue: An American Life".
55.Dying while having sex.
56. Tying razor wire around your neck, tying it to a 3 story building's roof, superglue your hands to your head. Jump off and it'll look like you ripped your own head off.
57: Get ninja posted [b]BY A BULLET[/b]
58.watching the ring
59. Killed by a flying squirrel.
1. Playing with time
61. Killed by 2 flying squirrels.
[QUOTE=Hakita;20553176]25. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1iJXOUMJpg]Spagettification[/url][/QUOTE] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPLiPgJaWt0]Booby Zapped[/url]
62. Get addicted to chems.
63.implode by a black guy lazer
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