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I've laughed while watching "Arachnophobia", but once i've been doing repairs in some old village house and removing ceiling panels on porch. Of course it was full of insects and fat black spiders so i used bug spray, a lot of it. After some time i've heard loud slap on the floor and noticed huge(about inch without legs) spider trying to escape. So i've threw empty spray can at him but i missed. Spider squeezed himself under the door gap. The doors led to room where i was sleeping. So later i was in my bed and reading book, and in the corner of my eye i saw that son of a bitch right by my head on the wall. I've slowly found slipper under the bed and quickly smashed "trying-to-take-revenge-for-the family" motherfucker.
TLDR:
Spiders are sneaky inteligent revengeful creatures. Beware of them
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The big boss (whom I had forgotten about) comes out of some hiding spot. Give him the flame. He runs away, burning, into some hole in the ground and I never saw him again.
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Your story is funnier but i think your 'big boss' unless you didn't kill him is still waiting for you, out there.
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Excuse me, but what number is that on Gabe's head? I've never seen such a marking anywhere near him before.
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In the end, it has to be this way.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;39913417]Why I don't look forward to my yearly format.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://ninite.com/[/url]
Savior of time
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39913906]The most searched pornographic terms in Iceland:
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How is straight gay??????
[QUOTE=lmaof;39913926]TLDR:
Spiders are sneaky inteligent revengeful creatures. Beware of them[/QUOTE]
A while back I found a large spider on my computer desk- about the size of a two pound coin. Large-ish for a spider. I didn't mind, I just brushed him off.
That night I woke up with it crawling on my face- it tickled. I just picked him up gently and put him outside my window. Spiders are adorable, yo.
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[QUOTE=Zakkin;39914036]A while back I found a large spider on my computer desk- about the size of a two pound coin. Large-ish for a spider. I didn't mind, I just brushed him off.
That night I woke up with it crawling on my face- it tickled. I just picked him up gently and put him outside my window. Spiders are adorable, yo.
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They are just scouts.
[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;39913906]The most searched pornographic terms in Iceland:
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We also have the highest underage sex rate in Europe.
Yay!
Some spider are adorable.
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[QUOTE=Zakkin;39914036]A while back I found a large spider on my computer desk- about the size of a two pound coin. Large-ish for a spider. I didn't mind, I just brushed him off.
That night I woke up with it crawling on my face- it tickled. I just picked him up gently and put him outside my window. Spiders are adorable, yo.
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You forgot to admit that your name is Peter Parker.
does someone have the video of the black guy that is on chatroulette and does funny stuff?
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[QUOTE=legolover122;39914232]Source?[/QUOTE]
Crows Zero
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