Keep porn folder in an invisible folder inside a video games folder, inside of a folder named a$475G, inside of a password protected folder, inside of another password protected folder, inside of a passworded .rar file.
Shit's sealed.
[QUOTE=Ian;32720058]Keep porn folder in an invisible folder inside a video games folder, inside of a folder named a$475G, inside of a password protected folder, inside of another password protected folder, inside of a passworded .rar file.
Shit's sealed.[/QUOTE]
Put it behind 7 proxies too. Can never be too safe.
If eating a big dinner with multiple components (say for example a sunday roast, which might contain meat, potatoes, vegetables, yorkshire puddings, etc) I'll always eat it one component at a time. NO MEAT UNTIL I EAT MY POTATOES.
Microwaveable curries are a good example. NO RICE UNTIL I FINISH MY CURRY.
Also if I, for whatever reason am carrying something moderately gun shaped and I'm alone in the house, I like to think I'm a secret agent. Although I think most men do so that's not really applicable.
I often snap my fingers when there isn't even any music or anything. I just like the sound of my fingers colliding with my palm.
[editline]10th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ian;32720058]Keep porn folder in an invisible folder inside a video games folder, inside of a folder named a$475G, inside of a password protected folder, inside of another password protected folder, inside of a passworded .rar file.
Shit's sealed.[/QUOTE]
This begs the scary question: What lies under the obscure folders that require it to be so protected?
I don't really know of anything I do that I think no one else does. At least not that I'm aware of.
I eat tums a lot even tough I don't have heartburn, I just like the taste of tums (regular not flavored)
I have hair down to my shoulders and I constantly run my fingers through it and sniff it throughout the day.
When I'm sitting down in my computer chair and I drop something like a pencil or pen, I lean over as far as possible to pick it up, to the point of almost falling over. When I have my headphones on, I try to do everything without taking them off, but since the cord is only about 3 feet long I end up stretching my body into odd stances in order to turn off the lights, open the door or grab a book or whatever.
When I'm taking a shit, I almost always play a drum solo on my knees using my open hands.
If something gets stuck between my teeth, I rub it with my tongue for hours until it becomes sore but I don't stop until I break it free or find a toothpick.
I always look at the microwave instructions on frozen foods and put 1 second above what it says.
I drench ice pops with hot water to melt them a bit,then I pour them into a cup to drink.
[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;32262568]I take off all of my clothes and roam the house when I'm alone[/QUOTE]
I do that, but for intimidation purposes in case someone invades the house.
I check, re-check, and triple check the silverware I'm about to use. If there is a slight crumb or smudge on it, I either wipe it with my shirt or toss it into the sink. I am VERY paranoid about dirt on things I'm about to put in my mouth.
[QUOTE=Rebi;32737896]I do that, but for intimidation purposes in case someone invades the house.[/QUOTE]
What if it's a rapist?
Wiping my dick with a small little piece of TP after pissing. Of course, I only do this at home.
Seriously, I hate having these little drops of piss left over. It's why I HATE using urinals. You pull up your pants and there's still piss left over. Fuck.
[QUOTE=John Egbert;32737914]What if it's a rapist?[/QUOTE]
Still charge him with a sword, if it was good enough for the Celtic, then it's good enough for me dammit.
I never use a microwave to heat food when the oven could be used instead.
Reheating Pizza? Oven that shit, it gets just as good as the day you got it, no rubbery crust, and no gunky texture. Nice and crispy, and evenly cooked.
Chef Boyardee ravioli? Stovetop that motherfucker, it cooks much more evenly, inside and out, and overall has a better taste.
I don't understand why everybody has to be so fast paced. If the end result is 10 times better, I think the 5 minutes longer it takes to cook is much more worth it.
Wanting to fap really badly and when I open porn, I'm suddenly like 'ugh, I don't really want to watch porn now'
Liking getting rick rolled.
I listen to dark ambience or guitar pro songs while browsing the internet.
When I play games I'll sometimes talk silently to an imaginary audience and commentate what I'm doing, or just talk about the game. Or I'll listen to podcasts over an over again, I just have to have voices when I play. Luckily I found actual people to talk and livestream to now, so I don't feel as psycho anymore.
And I sit down when I piss at home.
[QUOTE=Numidium;32750407]When I play games I'll sometimes talk silently to an imaginary audience and commentate what I'm doing, or just talk about the game. Or I'll listen to podcasts over an over again, I just have to have voices when I play. Luckily I found actual people to talk and livestream to now, so I don't feel as psycho anymore.
And I sit down when I piss at home.[/QUOTE]
Whenever I play games, I do this, but imagine that my imaginary audience is from the past.
"I do say, old bean, that is a mighty fine tank line that you have there" or "I do declare, that is a most offensive manner of dress" or "dat graphics" all apply, depending on which era I imagine.
Constantly reload in shooter games even though I only used on bullet or something.
I only wear two pieces of underwear through a week because they're my favorite. I do have others in case the stench gets unbearable.
[QUOTE=Bryceanater;32720001]Listen to Ipod before going to sleep.[/QUOTE]
I sometimes sit in bed in the dark with my mp3 player and sing along to my favorite songs before i go to sleep
[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pee;32751347]I only wear two pieces of underwear through a week because they're my favorite. I do have others in case the stench gets unbearable.[/QUOTE]
You must smell like pee all the time
One time when I was in the shower, I acted out the spinning cock scene in Bruno once where his dick goes "Bruno!"
[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;32720845]If eating a big dinner with multiple components (say for example a sunday roast, which might contain meat, potatoes, vegetables, yorkshire puddings, etc) I'll always eat it one component at a time. NO MEAT UNTIL I EAT MY POTATOES.
Microwaveable curries are a good example. NO RICE UNTIL I FINISH MY CURRY.[/QUOTE]
I always do this. I even eat the worse part first, so my last bite is delicious and the taste stays in your mouth longer.
I change my avatar every few days.
[I]I give weapons away on Team Fortress 2.[/I]
[QUOTE=Ghost86X;32765770][I]I give weapons away on Team Fortress 2.[/I][/QUOTE]
I used to do that sometimes, if someone was asking for some relatively mundane item in trade for something I'd just give it to them no strings attached.
Replay games in my mind. I often do this with Portal/Portal 2 maps.
When I take a shit, I take all my clothes off in the bathroom so I don't accidentally get anything unwanted on them, whether it be feces or urine.
If i have the house to myself sometimes i just randomly say random shit out loud.
"FUCK YOU LADYBUG!"
"IM MAKIN A FUCKIN PIZZA!"
"NOW IM EATIN IT!"
"BANANA!"
I do not know why. I dont care. Me Gusta.
EDIT : Tenth post in 4 years. Woot. Definite lurker status...
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