[QUOTE=John Egbert;32720885]
This begs the scary question: What lies under the obscure folders that require it to be so protected?[/QUOTE]
Clever girl.
It's gay porn and other assorted fetishes, I keep a fake porn folder in my recycle bin to ward off people. It's full of generic stuff like lesbian porn and hentai.
Sometimes I rub myself everywhere because it feels good, and I wish I had a guy or a girl to do it to me.
Or both at the same time.
I make a great effort to stand the right distance from the toilet when taking a piss so that I don't have to touch my penis, therefore making it so that I don't have to wash my hands. This usually results in me missing horribly, getting down on my knees to clean it up with toilet paper, and washing my hands.
My footsteps change according to the floor design. I played this mental game in a car where if the car was NOT adjacent to a lamppost or guard rail, I would count up, and that would be my point count. Anyone else have these games that they play? It's annoying as fuck! I also could not stop reading everything I saw, I couldn't stop reading the goddamn billboards, things must be in sync, blank or unmarked papers with any sort of mark erased would bug the crap out of me, I must know why things happen or don't, I MUST know where I'm going or will refuse to go, and If I read something on the internet I won't stop looking until I understand it (unfortunately it happened to be binaural beats, philosophical zombies, some quantum physics, and REM sleep and how it ties in with brain frequency). I am also extremely curious, I've: Looked up DLL injection, code injection, how botnets work, read the ENTIRE wiki page on kernels (software), and will 9 / 10 redo a gmod contraption because it doesn't look right or the welds are off. It seems like I have a photographic memory just for computers and crap, I see it once and remember it. I might as well be Google's fucking web crawler... Anyone else like this?
Do stupid shit in front of my cat when no one else is home, like dance or make as many odd noises as possible, and then cracking up when it does nothing but stare back at me.
[QUOTE=Ian;32788905]Clever girl.
It's gay porn and other assorted fetishes, I keep a fake porn folder in my recycle bin to ward off people. It's full of generic stuff like lesbian porn and hentai.[/QUOTE]
This is genious
I scratch my teeth.
[QUOTE=Pee;32751347]I only wear two pieces of underwear through a week because they're my favorite. I do have others in case the stench gets unbearable.[/QUOTE]
1 alternate to 2 different brands of underwear per day.
At Night I wear these boxer briefs that are thin and medium-small that feel meh confortable.
Then when I wake up I wear this fucking amazing soft underwear that makes my ass feel good and I get semi boners throughout the day.
Too much information?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32807350]1 alternate to 2 different brands of underwear per day.
At Night I wear these boxer briefs that are thin and medium-small that feel meh confortable.
Then when I wake up I wear this fucking amazing soft underwear that makes my ass feel good and I get semi boners throughout the day.
Too much information?[/QUOTE]
There's never too much personal information on Facepunch.
By the way, make more Spore videos.
I punch the wall sometimes when I'm happy.
I analyze the lyrics of every song I listen to for hidden meanings.
Look forward to junk mail. I am honestly surprised that I still get FREE with no additional purchase necessary coupons in there. There are also those buy stuff and collect gimmicks, but I have actually found those to be useful. So, I have occasionally taken what others have discarded, even if it means digging thru slimy garbage.
[QUOTE=eninco;32520051]I squat on the toilet. :v:
Now you know something new about me...[/QUOTE]
I still most of the time do that. I feel uncomfortable while sitting on a cold toilet seat, and can't poo.
I edit things people have wrote on walls/bathroom stalls
examples
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/ke9mqq.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/25uqomd.png[/IMG]
I like to look at my own dick in the mirror while masturbating
I'll randomly stop in my path just so that I will delay something I know could have happened slightly earlier in a way to defy reasonable fate.
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