"I don't give a fuck how many people come to you with liver diseases. You profit from your profession, I profit from mine."
Why did the monkey swing on a vine?
Because it's way to hard to swing on a beer
[QUOTE=c:;38649399]Torjuz, man, you killed my thread by being so unfunny.
What does a sea captain do on vacation?[/QUOTE]
I have by far the most funnies in this thread at this moment...
- Joke here -
If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red one in the red house, who lives in the white house?
Grey Mann.
What has four legs and two legs on the top?
a very strange sex position.
what did Bill Gates say about the toaster?
"Comes with Windows"
Why do porcupines love to swim?
Because Ezhik can't catch them and fuck them in the water.
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Why do black men love to fight?
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