[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895127]relieve stress
improve concentration[/QUOTE]
Placebo effect and placebo effect.
Seriously everyone who starts smoking is a dumbass:
I have an idea! I shall buy overpriced, highly addictive toxin and poison myself a little everyday because people who take it say it relieves stress, improves concentration, tastes good and makes them look cool. HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY BEST IDEA EVER
[QUOTE=Silly;21895275]Placebo effect and placebo effect.
Seriously everyone who starts smoking is a dumbass:
I have an idea! I shall buy overpriced, highly addictive toxin and poison myself a little everyday because people who take it say it relieves stress, improves concentration and makes them look cool. HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY BEST IDEA EVER[/QUOTE]
you so silly
also tastes good
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895294]you so silly
also tastes good[/QUOTE]
Added to the list.
Still doesn't make sense to me.
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You'll get better help here.
[QUOTE=Silly;21895311]Added to the list.
Still doesn't make sense to me.[/QUOTE]
Don't knock it till you've tried it.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21895345]Don't knock it till you've tried it.[/QUOTE]
You are dense are you?
When I was younger I did smoke for a month but then I realized I'm being a fucking dumbass so I stopped before I became too addicted.
I also now smoke from time to time, for example on a party, because it amplifies my drunkenness (however not more frequent than once per month). But I have never let myself get addicted to it.
Last time I had a cigarette was at new years eve.
I have tried it, I know how it is.
You made yourself believe smoking relieves stress. Now make yourself believe that for instance breathing slowly relieves stress and do it instead.
Open a can of Zyklon B, shove your head in and breathe. It clears your system right out.
I've heard that orange juice is supposed to get nicotine out of your system pretty fast.
passing piss tests are easy. lemonade, water, or vinegar will do the job.
are you not allowed to smoke or something? thats something weird to test for.
[QUOTE=Silly;21895275]Placebo effect and placebo effect.
Seriously everyone who starts smoking is a dumbass:
I have an idea! I shall buy overpriced, highly addictive toxin and poison myself a little everyday because people who take it say it relieves stress, improves concentration, tastes good and makes them look cool. HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY BEST IDEA EVER[/QUOTE]
i don't smoke but the stress reduction thing would still work even if it was a placebo
but still, there's no good excuse to smoke
[QUOTE=Uncle Jerry;21892784]This might sound a little weird, but drinking pure vinegar counteracts the nicotine and most test won't be able to pick it up.[/QUOTE]
This would work.
If the test didn't detect the metabolites of drugs :downs:
Hey guys, wheres the OP?
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892800]My healthcare provider needs to know if i smoke and its uber expensive for smokers.[/QUOTE]
Oh the wonderful world of American health care where your health has a monetary value stuck on it. Our comunist evil healthcare system that murders babies doesn't hold a candle to it.
/sarcasm.
But i feel sorry for you, that was a rant at the health care not you. I feel its a shame that someone has to pay extra if the are more likely to get ill. I think if you quit smoking for a few months your body might detox itself, get the health care then keep on smoking. But don't quote me on that.
[b]FUCKLOADS[/b] of coffee.
I smoke.
Talk to frank.
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;21900133]But i feel sorry for you, that was a rant at the health care not you. I feel its a shame that someone has to pay extra if the are more likely to get ill. I think if you quit smoking for a few months your body might detox itself, get the health care then keep on smoking. But don't quote me on that.[/QUOTE]
Smoking cigarettes that are known to be filled to the brim with things you really shouldn't have in your mouth or lungs and having to pay more for insurance because of it actually makes sense to me. It's not like it's a congenital defect or a disease you couldn't have seen coming, it was a conscious choice to start.
And no, drinking "lots of water" won't flush the nicotine out of your system.
[QUOTE=Snarf;21892723]Im just wondering if you drink a bunch of water before a urine test will you pass? Also do standard UA tests, test for cotanine (nicotine)
Thanks![/QUOTE]
no
also: it can depend on the kind of test. my parents always bought the cheap ones to detect pot from the local grocery for me. but it might turn out different if it was able to detect more and was more expensive.
[QUOTE=mooi_meisje;21900663] my parents always bought the cheap ones to detect pot from the local grocery for me..[/QUOTE]
your parents test you for weed?
they did every month for two years after i was busted for it. but as i said earlier, they were cheap, and really easy to pass.
how about just quit smoking for a couple of days or so.
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[QUOTE=heavy artillery;21900813]your parents test you for weed?[/QUOTE]
He did say Pot, thats like weed you know.
eat beard and eggs
I heard drinking milk helps.
[QUOTE=kootee;21902808]how about just quit smoking for a couple of days or so.
[/QUOTE]
He can't, stress will overcome him.
Cigarette addiction is different to many peoples views. its not "oh my fucking god i need a fucking fag or i will die"
Its more like a gentle voice saying "yeah, it would kinda be nice to have a cigarette right about now"
I get more angry if i haven't had a cup of tea in the morning than if i don't smoke all day.
[QUOTE=Silly;21895275]Placebo effect and placebo effect.
Seriously everyone who starts smoking is a dumbass:
I have an idea! I shall buy overpriced, highly addictive toxin and poison myself a little everyday because people who take it say it relieves stress, improves concentration, tastes good and makes them look cool. HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY BEST IDEA EVER[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, you CLEARLY have no idea what you're talking about. Why don't you go back to the people that feed you these lies.
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;21903630]Cigarette addiction is different to many peoples views. its not "oh my fucking god i need a fucking fag or i will die"
Its more like a gentle voice saying "yeah, it would kinda be nice to have a cigarette right about now"
I get more angry if i haven't had a cup of tea in the morning than if i don't smoke all day.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, pretty much this.
[QUOTE=kootee;21902808]how about just quit smoking for a couple of days or so.
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He did say Pot, thats like weed you know.[/QUOTE]
btw: im a chick. just for clarification. im a she.
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;21903642]Holy shit, you CLEARLY have no idea what you're talking about. Why don't you go back to the people that feed you these lies.[/QUOTE]
What are you talking about? Make a point.
What people? What lies?
[QUOTE=cherry gmod;21903630]Cigarette addiction is different to many peoples views. its not "oh my fucking god i need a fucking fag or i will die"
Its more like a gentle voice saying "yeah, it would kinda be nice to have a cigarette right about now"
I get more angry if i haven't had a cup of tea in the morning than if i don't smoke all day.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21903902]Yeah, pretty much this.[/QUOTE]
If that's true you are poisoning yourself deliberately. EVEN SMARTER
But we all know it would be "oh my fucking god i need a fucking fag or i will die" if you haven't smoke for few days.
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