[QUOTE=Craptasket;22011428]It's just lusting, there's some mentioned in the bible to do after you get your cum on yourself but it's not like a rule or command, doesn't really get into masturbation itself, just lusting of the mind it gets heavy into that.[/QUOTE]
so jerking it to flowers and rainbows is fine.
I'm Atheist. From my point of view, it's gives you a mental high, making you happy for a minute. It's healthier than cutting yourself, that's for sure.
I'll see you all in hell, from paradise.
[QUOTE=Tenzo-RH2;22011285]If so, things may not be looking good. But hey, I try not to do it on sundays. So that has to count for something, right?[/QUOTE]
Sin does not mean anything.
It's just a word that can cause people to panic.
Masturbation in the most natural thing to do.
Some animals also masturbate.
Humans may do it each day or ones a week or more [B]frequently[/B].
Hell isn't that bad, at least it isn't cold.
And most gods are pedophiles and mass murders.
its ok because hell isn't a real place, so happy stroking.
[QUOTE=Baldr;22011469]Hell isn't that bad, at least it isn't cold.
And most gods are pedophiles and mass murders.[/QUOTE]
Like those muslims that blew them self up as they went to the "paradise".
See me in hell, brother.
[QUOTE=tomatmann;22011466]Humans may do it each day or ones a week or more [B]frequently[/B].[/QUOTE]
Three times a week is apparently the average.
[QUOTE=Ancubius;22011463]I'm Atheist. From my point of view, it's gives you a mental high, making you happy for a minute. It's healthier than cutting yourself, that's for sure.[/QUOTE]
Brain released dopamine, reward system.
[QUOTE=Tenzo-RH2;22011285]If so, things may not be looking good. But hey, I try not to do it on sundays. So that has to count for something, right?[/QUOTE]
Look at it this way, kid. Do you want to be stuck in heaven with all the right-wing tea-party-member soccer-mom demographic religious conservative fuckwits?
Or do you want to chill in hell where all the real people are?
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22011459]so jerking it to flowers and rainbows is fine.[/QUOTE]
Pretty much, but there are loop holes in the whole thing, like lusting for your own wife/GF jerking off to them would be ok (dunno why you'd want to do that)
so pick up someone hot you dirty sinner
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[QUOTE=archangel125;22011536]Look at it this way, kid. Do you want to be stuck in heaven with all the right-wing tea-party-member soccer-mom demographic religious conservative fuckwits?
Or do you want to chill in hell where all the real people are?[/QUOTE]
how do you chill in burning hot sulfur and magma
its like a really hot hot tub
I'm undecided/leaning towards atheism. So: See you guys in hell, maybe we can have a LAN?
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22011393]doesn't it say to not spill your seed[/QUOTE]
Okay, cum in a bottle then.
Its fun.
Probably...
...:flashfap:
God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep.
Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense.
Also, see you in limbo brother.
Hell, I'll see you in, brother.
I masturbate six hundred and sixty six times on Sundays.
[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep.
Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense.
Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE]
Okay we get it, you're Atheist.
Congratulations.
No one commented on my possibly awesome LAN in hell idea. :(
[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep.
Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense.
Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE]
how do you know god doesn't exist?
I don't want to start a atheist vs. religious war, but you shouldn't shoot down other people's beliefs. Let people believe in a big bearded guy in the sky if it makes them happy, helps them get through life, and isn't hurting anyone.
[QUOTE=technologic;22011685]No one commented on my possibly awesome LAN in hell idea. :([/QUOTE]
Trying to play Call of Duty on a 486.
:gonk:
Sorry, cant answer, to busy fapping.
[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep.
Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense.
Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for your opinion angst filled teenage atheist.
I doubt very much god cares... at least your not taking lines of coke, cheating on your wife and then killing people..
Doing it doggy-style with your wife is a sin.
This is the time to mention an apt imagery I came up with today.
The Mac-fag and the PC-fag where arguing once again. The religious kid raged at them and said why fight. At this point I zoomed in with "Their argument over which system is better is much like your Religious leader fighting with another religious leader over whose "God" Is better". That shut everyone up, especially the Religious kid. Score 1 - 0 To me. :D
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