• Is Masturbation a sin?
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[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep. Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense. Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE] Thanks GD for these posters
I'll hell you brother in see. Most of religions in 4 words: Everything is a sin.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22011553] how do you chill in burning hot sulfur and magma[/QUOTE] Look, I've been to hell. Trust me. The whole 'hot' idea just came from all the topless fetish-gear-wearing succubi there.
See you in anothe' life brotha'. Damn I need to start watching Lost again :eng99:
I'll see you in hell brother.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22011503]Three times a week is apparently the average.[/QUOTE] We'll I'm way above the average then...
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22011459]so jerking it to flowers and rainbows is fine.[/QUOTE]You just need to masturbate in a Christ-centered way. As long as you think of good, beautiful things like the Lord Jesus Christ and not adulterous sex you can HALLELUJAH all over the sheets. [editline]07:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Craptasket;22011428]It's just lusting, there's some mentioned in the bible to do after you get your cum on yourself but it's not like a rule or command, doesn't really get into masturbation itself, just lusting of the mind it gets heavy into that.[/QUOTE]Brother Craptasket I had no idea you were a fellow theologian
[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep. Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense. Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE] Facepunch atheists: always needing to tell everyone they are atheist. [editline]07:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Ancubius;22011463]I'm Atheist. From my point of view, it's gives you a mental high, making you happy for a minute. It's healthier than cutting yourself, that's for sure.[/QUOTE] But then you look back and feel pathetic because you don't have a girlfriend.
[QUOTE=PariahKing;22011909] Brother Craptasket I had no idea you were a fellow theologian[/QUOTE] You can't talk shit in a religious debate without knowing the good book, brotha
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22011983]You can't talk shit in a religious debate without knowing the good book, brotha[/QUOTE] Amen, brother.
[QUOTE=Fijgum;22011383]Why do you care. You only need :10bux: and a priest, give him the money, ask for forgiveness and you'll go to heaven.[/QUOTE] That works in theory only if you mean it. You have to mean it cause God will know if you're sincere or not, if there's a God. then he will reduce your nuts to BBs.
I think masturbation is a sin, but I do it because it reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Or so I'm told. :fappery:
Masturbation is perfectly healthy for you. As for being a sin, well its still lust if you count that, not that it matters anyway. Otherwise just fap as much as you like.
Facepunch turned me atheist so I don't give a shit anymore
Seriously: Supposedly, from what I've heard, spilled your seed in waste is a sin. Not serious: they say exercise is a good thing, what could be more important than your health?
Did you really think that it was wise to ask this on a forum that is 85% athiest? On the serious note: nowhere in the bible does it say that masturbation is a sin(nor is it mentioned, yes i am late)
No god, fap all I want. fucking church, trying to influence the world to waste their lives.
Well then, I'm on the highway to hell :rock:
[QUOTE=MasterBlaster;22012063]Seriously: Supposedly, from what I've heard, spilled your seed in waste is a sin. Not serious: they say exercise is a good thing, what could be more important than your health?[/QUOTE] I don't remember where that passage is at, but I can tell you the whole spill your seed thing is not a sin, it's like a guide/suggestion. It's something to follow if you ever get serious with the good word. It's the Lust part of it that is important
If Masturbating is a sin then half of the men will be going to hell.
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22012146]I don't remember where that passage is at, but I can tell you the whole spill your seed thing is not a sin, it's like a guide/suggestion. It's something to follow if you ever get serious with the good word. It's the Lust part of it that is important[/QUOTE] is watching porn lust
[QUOTE=SatansSin;22012161]If Masturbating is a sin then [b]all[/b] of the men will be going to hell.[/QUOTE] :eng101: Except for the cripples.
I feel bad for saying this, but Father Grigory: QUICK BROTHA! GET TO HELL!
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22012146]I don't remember where that passage is at, but I can tell you the whole spill your seed thing is not a sin, it's like a guide/suggestion. It's something to follow if you ever get serious with the good word. It's the Lust part of it that is important[/QUOTE]I vaguely remember God getting majorly pissed at some guy for pulling out and ejaculating on the bed instead of getting the woman pregnant like Biblical code/God's command at the time commanded, so he killed him over it. I think it was actually more of a "don't disobey God bitch" thing though than the seed on the ground. Maybe I'm thinking of a different passage than you. The whole "adultery in the heart" thing though pretty much kills all hope for masturbation though.
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22012180]is watching porn lust[/QUOTE] Solely to please yourself, yeah.
I hope not
[QUOTE=Craptasket;22012238]Solely to please yourself, yeah.[/QUOTE] oh shit
Worshipping false idols is a sin, and since god isn't real, he's a false idol. The bible is so self-contradictory sometimes. My 2 cents: keep jerking off
[QUOTE=PariahKing;22012225]I vaguely remember God getting majorly pissed at some guy for pulling out and ejaculating on the bed instead of getting the woman pregnant like Biblical code/God's command at the time commanded, so he killed him over it. I think it was actually more of a "don't disobey God bitch" thing though than the seed on the ground. Maybe I'm thinking of a different passage than you. The whole "adultery in the heart" thing though pretty much kills all hope for masturbation though.[/QUOTE] well if you find it in the old testament you can disregard it as not being hell sending, it's moved to guide/suggestion. Don't feel like explaining all of this, but if you're "saved" you can lust/sin and not go to hell and I know a lot of you will question why, or object to it, I really don't want to type all about it
[QUOTE=elitehakor;22011959]Facepunch atheists: always needing to tell everyone they are atheist. [/QUOTE] It's not like if people are going to change their mind from a religious debate anyway.
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