[QUOTE=green bandit;22011351]Bible does not mention masturbation[/QUOTE]
It does. In fact, next quote is related...
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22011393]doesn't it say to not spill your seed[/QUOTE]
Not exactly. It says that you are better off spilling your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground. This is where they get all their anti-contraception and anti-masturbation shit.
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;22011393]doesn't it say to not spill your seed[/QUOTE]
Yes, that means not to blow your load on the floor. Who ever wrote that part of the bible must have been a janitor tired of cleaning jizz off of the floor.
I masturbate pretty much every night.
See you in brother, hell
See you in .... wait I need to finish
ill see you in hell brother
He:confused:ll see in therbro you.,
wh?at wait, il'l
I read this book saying since society expects (mostly) us to wait until our 20s to have sex, masturbation is the way to keep horny 13 year olds from going bat-crazy until then
If Rubbing your dick is wrong I don't want to be right
*Edit*
by Your dick I mean my own
I'll see you in another life brother!
if hell actually exists then everyone is going to hell for some reason or another. Pretty much everyone has committed some sort of sin.
let's throw a party when we get there.
I'll hell your see, brother.
Brother, in hell I will see you.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;22011633]Hell, I'll see you in, brother.[/QUOTE]When the fuck did Yoda get here? O_o Do the jedis have a say in this matter?
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22011503]Three times a week is apparently the average.[/QUOTE]
Really? My average is 3 times a DAY
I do it almost everyday.
I always wondered why God would give a shit that his creations jack off. I mean think of it like this. You have all the power in the universe. What possible reason could you conjure up to justify damning one's soul to eternal suffering just for masturbating? Furthermore, why does he even give a shit?
Well, if its a sin, why let us be able to?
I remember my friend telling me about how supposedly it says in the bible something like [B]"You must do whatever you find to do with yours hands"[/B].
[QUOTE=Tenzo-RH2;22011285]If so, things may not be looking good. But hey, I try not to do it on sundays. So that has to count for something, right?[/QUOTE]
Sinning is good, for each time someone goes to hell, we're one step closer to a zombie apocalypse.
Or... Maybe the bible is a load of crap, but either way, it's a gain to sin.
why do you care?
Hell you in see, I will.
I'll see you in hell brother.
Touch your own body its not a sin :smile:
[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss;22016377]If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.[/QUOTE]
so much agree
Does getting jizz in the mouth count as mixing meat with your dairy?
Being submissive, servile, and weak is more of a sin then being chaste. God really smites the hell out of the weak and humble, so by religious logic god likes the brave and true.
I'll see you in hell brother.
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