• Is Masturbation a sin?
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For tonight, we fap in hell!
[QUOTE=Xystus234;22017754]Being submissive, servile, and weak is more of a sin then being chaste. God really smites the hell out of the weak and humble, so by religious logic god likes the brave and true.[/QUOTE] Well, ranting about sexist and homophobic bullshit to a crowd of intellectual people is problably pretty brave. True, however... Uhhh... Hopefully they only need one out of two.
[QUOTE=Vinze;22017792]Well, ranting about sexist and homophobic bullshit to a crowd of intellectual people is problably pretty brave. True, however... Uhhh... Hopefully they only need one out of two.[/QUOTE] You think that's bad? You should read the Iliad before you rant about the bible.
[QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep. Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense. Also, see you in limbo brother.[/QUOTE] Woah there buddy, just because we're atheist doesn't mean we can verbally shit on a religious discussion with a rant that is very loosely on topic. If you want to say that this whole system doesn't apply to you, you're better off just saying "well I'm atheist I can fap away regardless", y'know, work the head of the topic instead of the feet.
I'll see you in hell brother.
It's a good day to be a sinner.
[QUOTE=Xystus234;22017825]You think that's bad? You should read the Iliad before you rant about the bible.[/QUOTE] Okay, so there's another bad scripture. Is Fidel Castro nice just because Adolph Hitler was worse?
[QUOTE=Octave;22011721]how do you know god doesn't exist? I don't want to start a atheist vs. religious war, but you shouldn't shoot down other people's beliefs. Let people believe in a big bearded guy in the sky if it makes them happy, helps them get through life, and isn't hurting anyone.[/QUOTE] I know he doesn't exist because he was made up, like Harry Potter was made up, or Gordon Freeman was made up. I don't need science or to study the bible or evolution facts to prove he doesn't exist because he was made up. 100% certain. [quote]and isn't hurting anyone[/quote] Tens of millions of people have been killed because of religion and god.
Masturbating is a sin. Basically because you're wasting your seed. However if we don't have a wank every now and then, the body will release some of the pressure itself. So saying masturbating is wrong in the first place, is just a bad joke made by god,
Not waisting, they didn't understand Meiosis back then.
[QUOTE=rathat48;22018217]I know he doesn't exist because he was made up, like Harry Potter was made up, or Gordon Freeman was made up. I don't need science or to study the bible or evolution facts to prove he doesn't exist because he was made up. 100% certain. Tens of millions of people have been killed because of religion and god.[/QUOTE] This people is telling of truth! (Not sure why I raped grammar there, but mehh.)
[QUOTE=The Last Man;22011403]No but it does give you a boost in hormone production, so jack off and then go lift weights; if you do this you will find yourself able to lift more. Just a suggestion...[/QUOTE] I've got a weightlifting Competition on Friday, so, THANKS!
[QUOTE=Octave;22011721]how do you know god doesn't exist? I don't want to start a atheist vs. religious war, but you shouldn't shoot down other people's beliefs. Let people believe in a big bearded guy in the sky if it makes them happy, helps them get through life, and isn't hurting anyone.[/QUOTE] Have you ever skimmed through a page or two in the bible? It's not exactly the most attractive book. It's full of absurdities, injustice, vague predictions, contradictions, and other things of such nature. It promotes the morality that was widely shared 2000 or so years ago; long before people were very civilized or even remotely peaceful. Believing in a higher power, like a deistic or pantheistic god, as well as an afterlife, is fine. There's nothing wrong with that. You just need to acknowledge that you're talking about an [B]omnipotent[/B] force. To think for even a moment that you could fathom what this god wants of you, or why he created everything, is just arrogant. You don't need terrible mythology, a malevolent idea of God, or awful concepts like hell to have the very few good aspects of religion. That's why it bothers me that so many people buy in to this tripe. It's ridiculous. Evolution is still considered "just an idea" by most people, even when we [B]know[/B] that it's true, as evident by the existence of DNA. As for whether or not masturbation is a sin, I'd have to say yes. By Christianity's standards, anyways. Pretty much anything related to sex is a sin. The only exception is missionary position, for the purpose of procreation. The "original sin" is pretty much sex, too, if you think about it. I mean, a serpent feeds a fruit to a woman? [QUOTE=Diealready;22011630]God doesn't exist so therefore any of that "sin" crap is void (Unless there's an actual law that states to not do it). There is no heaven, no hell, the bible was merely a childs book written by farmers 5000 years ago. It's a load of crap that should be ignored by everyone. "Oh, that doesn't matter, I still have faith.", well fuck you then, you believe that a guy that was preaching in the streets in Israel was the son of a guy floating in the clouds who somehow raped his mother in her sleep. Though we don't exactly know why were here, what happens to us when we die, or how all this happened, you seriously can't go and believe that there's a bearded guy living in the clouds that automatically knows EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING you do, and sends you to the middle of the earth when you die. It just doesn't make any sense. [/QUOTE] Please begin to call yourself an anti-theist rather than an atheist. I really don't to be associated with somebody like you.
Favorite things I have heard from the bible Deut 25:11-12 If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity. Also lol Deut 21:18-21 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his town at the gate of that place. They shall say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.
Wanking reduces angst and agression, relieves stress and give you something to do in the evening
All religions thrive on guilt. :eng99:
[QUOTE=Aedan1;22018561]All religions thrive on guilt. :eng99:[/QUOTE] Judaism thrives on [I]gelt[/I]
I'll see hell in you, brother
guys, why does every religious thread have to have this shit in it? He asked if burping the worm was a sin and you had to start this crap again. This thread had the potential to be hilarious but now you screwed it up with a discussion which has nothing to do with the OP except for the rant inducing word "religion". It's like a vegetarian ranting about how meat is murder in a conversation where one guy asked how to prepare a steak; sure it's related (sorta) but it's not welome or expected. And yes, I'm an atheist.
I'm a Christian and I believe that masturbation is fine. And besides, there's no passage in the bible that says masturbation is bad anyway. Go on, find it. And not in some crazy edited version either, go for the King James (thee thou, thy, first english translation) one.
Matter of belief. If you're Christian, yes it's a sin. Period. If you're an atheist, that doesn't even matter.
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22018765]I'm a Christian and I believe that masturbation is fine. And besides, there's no passage in the bible that says masturbation is bad anyway. Go on, find it. And not in some crazy edited version either, go for the King James (thee thou, thy, first english translation) one.[/QUOTE] You do realise that by telling people to actually [i]read[/i] the bible, they just becomme atheists unless they are mindless cultists, right?
Religious and atheist zealots alike piss me off.
[QUOTE=STeel;22018990] If you're Christian, yes it's a sin. Period. [/QUOTE] Nnnnnope.
God himself masturbates. To Chuck Norris.
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;22019131]Religious and atheist zealots alike piss me off.[/QUOTE] ^
[QUOTE=The Last Man;22011403]No but it does give you a boost in hormone production, so jack off and then go lift weights; if you do this you will find yourself able to lift more. Just a suggestion...[/QUOTE] Thanks for the advice.
say hi to your brother in hell
[QUOTE=Broryt;22011848] Most of religions in [B]5[/B] words: Everything [B]fun[/B] is a sin.[/QUOTE] Fix'd
[QUOTE=SatansSin;22012161]If Masturbating is a sin then half of the men will be going to hell.[/QUOTE] Half? lol
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