[QUOTE=BusterBluth;22011760]Thank you for your opinion angst filled teenage atheist.[/QUOTE]
Though he worded it a bit silly it does make total sense. Who the fuck believes some magical wizard created the earth and implemented us all with a karma system. Would you rather beleieve that or a chain of coincidences leading to the LOGICAL creation of Earth.
Heaven or hell? Never seen any so meh...
Ye' be goin' for the maggots!
If beating my meat is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. :q:
It's a sin, everyone who has masturbated will die in 2012
OP christian, how you masturbate when your imaginary friend watches over you?
Masturbation - natural thing. /thread
[B]Out of the bible[/B]
Romans 6:12
Therefore do not let sin reign in your mortal body, that you should obey it in its lusts.
Matthew 5:27-28
" You have heard that it was said to those of old, `You shall not commit adultery.' 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
Corinthians 6:15-20
Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I then take the members of Christ and make [them] members of a harlot? Certainly not! 16 Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot is one body [with] [her]? For "the two," He says, "shall become one flesh." 17 But he who is joined to the Lord is one spirit [with] [Him]. 18 Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. 19 Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit [who] [is] in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? 20 For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.
My religion teacher said that it's a sin.
Yes it is according to the bible.
But the bible is a load of bollocks, so go right on ahead.
uh, no.
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also when it says spilling your seed, it was meant to be taken literally.
[QUOTE=Best4bond;22020392]
Corinthians 6:15-20
Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I then take the members of Christ and make [them] members of a harlot? Certainly not! 16 Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot is one body [with] [her]? For "the two," He says, "shall become one flesh." 17 But he who is joined to the Lord is one spirit [with] [Him]. 18 Flee sexual immorality. Every sin that a man does is outside the body, but he who commits sexual immorality sins against his own body. 19 Or do you not know that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit [who] [is] in you, whom you have from God, and you are not your own? 20 For you were bought at a price; therefore glorify God in your body and in your spirit, which are God's.[/QUOTE]
I don't see the word masturbation in there. This sounds more like banging whores and getting STD's to me.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;22011503]Three times a week is apparently the average.[/QUOTE]
Hows 3 times a day :smug:
[QUOTE=Xelatomis;22020663]Hows 3 times a day :smug:[/QUOTE]
It's problably even seven, or pherhaps nine, atleast if you got alot of free time...
Even if there is a God he won't care about you fapping (or about many other minor sins for that matter).
If god is so almighty, why did he make us so imperfect?
That's because god made us from his image. He isn't perfect either.
And no, the real satan is inside you, whom you battle every day. So does the god, he doesn't go to hell or anything, he's imperfect too.
[QUOTE=robowurmz;22020614]I don't see the word masturbation in there. This sounds more like banging whores and getting STD's to me.[/QUOTE]
As I see it, I think the whole masturbation thing wasn't something exercised back then or was something useless to do. You can't wank without thinking dirty or seeing something dirty, that's what the bible attacks broadly but not the physical action. So maybe it did know but attacked you for why you're doing it
[QUOTE=johanz;22020750]If god is so almighty, why did he make us so imperfect?
That's because god made us from his image. He isn't perfect either.
And no, the real satan is inside you, whom you battle every day. So does the god, he doesn't go to hell or anything, he's imperfect too.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's how I like to view it, makes being human feel good :unsmith:
I masterbate and clean it up with pages of the bible :smug:
[QUOTE=doommarine23;22020828]Yeah, that's how I like to view it, makes being human feel good :unsmith:[/QUOTE]
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Why would it make you feel bad anyway?
Being the most intelligent creature on earth feels pretty good to me.
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Why would it make you feel bad anyway?
Being the most intelligent creature on earth feels pretty good to me.[/QUOTE]
It's unlikely but there's still a lot of the ocean we haven't explored.
Wank wank wank wank.
I am doing it right now.
Whaats masturebationion?!!#!@!@?!@$$%!
The Bible emphasises sex, why not masturbation? See you guys in Heaven!
Well, no, not you, shogunn3r
I'll see you in hell brother.
who cares about god :colbert:
[QUOTE=Da Jester;22019873]Though he worded it a bit silly it does make total sense. Who the fuck believes some magical wizard created the earth and implemented us all with a karma system. Would you rather beleieve that or a chain of coincidences leading to the LOGICAL creation of Earth.[/QUOTE]
Why am I informed of this every time the word religion comes up in a thread? It as though athiest have some compulsive need to tell everyone why their logic is wrong when the word religion is mentioned. Just shut the fuck up unless the thread is specifically addressing religion in that manner. I know not all athiest on here do this but those who do give the rest a bad light to stand in. The same goes for overtly religious people but they seem not to be as vocal or as many in number.
It's not..... at least I hope so.
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Also, see you in hell brother.
I have no idea, I've never read the Bible
Apparantly but saying that Leviticus was one of the funniest parts of the Bible in my opinion
Screw god let's touch ourselves.
There's no God. Forget about it and enjoy your life.
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