Luckily, I've never had an unfriendly RE teacher. If I ever do however, that's the plan.
I remember the days of forced RE, didn't ask try to mess with the teacher, instead me and my friends just drew pictures of Hitler in the bibles at the back of the class. Still got an A in it though.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;18731027]Somewhat related
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldHF6PFUukw[/url][/QUOTE]
/facepalm
[QUOTE=kaskade700;18729827]You can't prove either the existance, or the absence of a god.[/QUOTE]
true dat
RE isn't about trying to convert anyone into the belief of God, it's there to educate about what other people believe, and what customs they have etc..
You can prove the absence of the Christian god by proving that the Bible is bullshit.
At our religious education classes we were taught about how religion works, what different religions believe in, etc.
None of that conversion bullcrap you people think about when you hear "compulsory religious education".
my RE teacher was atheist
And she was fat
To even things out, meaning that I give a point to the Bible, I found out long ago that when God granted the demons cast into Hell human bodies, they fucked the women there.
The product of that mixture was a giant.
Those giants considered themselves "gods".
That's where you get the Greek/Roman gods from.
Mention how "sure" everyone is that their religion is correct, yet no two religions can be correct at the same time, even though people of all faiths believe that their religion is indisputably true.
stupid that's what it is.
If he is infinitely good, what reason should we have to fear him? If he is infinitely wise, why should we have doubts concerning our future? If he knows all, why warn him of our needs and fatigue him with our prayers? If he is everywhere, why erect temples to him? If he is just, why fear that he will punish the creatures that he has filled with weaknesses? If grace does everything for them, what reason would he have for recompensing them? If he is all-powerful, how offend him, how resist him? If he is reasonable, how can he be angry at the blind, to whom he has given the liberty of being unreasonable? If he is immovable, by what right do we pretend to make him change his decrees? If he is inconceivable, why occupy ourselves with him? IF HE HAS SPOKEN, WHY IS THE UNIVERSE NOT CONVINCED?
Wait.
This is a non-compulsary class.
And you chose it.
And you want to spend your time arguing with the teacher.
What a waste of time.
Now Im probably going to get flamed for this. But everybody in here is Anti religion. So what. that's your opinion and you have as much right to express as I do mine. But even being a Chrisitan, trying to force people to learn about what you believe in (a belief/denial of a God) isnt cool. Its a personal choice, SO WHY DO PEOPLE TRY TO FORCE IT?!?! :argh:
My view is. I'll tell you about my belief....if you ask.
[QUOTE=Dr_Funk;18759957]Wait.
This is a non-compulsary class.
And you chose it.
And you want to spend your time arguing with the teacher.
What a waste of time.[/QUOTE]
book'd. it's madatory
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18760102]book'd. it's madatory[/QUOTE]
Check'd. Learn proper punctuation and spalling.
[QUOTE=redback3;18731044]They say that "Every law of the land comes from the bible"
Say to that: "Was video piracy illegal back then?" :smug:[/QUOTE]
Technically, video piracy is stealing, thus it is covered in the Bible. :smug:-er.
If your ever aked about your throughts on the bible says its a great novel but the ending sucked
I Don't see the point in religion, Why give a fuck why I'm here, I'll just make the best of it and find out if there is anything when i die.
[QUOTE=Bourne;18773292]If your ever aked about your throughts on the bible says its a great novel but the ending sucked[/QUOTE]
Say you were going to read it but you jumped to the ending and it ruined it for you.
[QUOTE=benzinxrm;18773378]I Don't see the point in religion, Why give a fuck why I'm here, I'll just make the best of it and find out if there is anything when i die.[/QUOTE]
To know what some random supernatural being with sixteen arms and a fish head wants you to do so you don't burn for eternity because you didn't spin in circles and not eat a certain type of meat without dressing in robes or a pirate costume. 'cause if you do that OCD stuff, y'know, you get to go to paradise instead of licking the Devil's balls for eternity.
[QUOTE=Lord_Ragnarok;18773441]To know what some random supernatural being with sixteen arms and a fish head wants you to do so you don't burn for eternity because you didn't spin in circles and not eat a certain type of meat without dressing in robes or a pirate costume. 'cause if you do that OCD stuff, y'know, you get to go to paradise instead of licking the Devil's balls for eternity.[/QUOTE]
What if I want to lick the devil's balls? I like salt, tastes good.
my re teacher shows us eddie izzard and blackadder to prove a point
i don't know we're watching youtube videos
pretty cool guy
he plays l4d2
I glanced over the thread and read the title as "Ridiculous Ejaculation". That is all.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;18730282]I don't think you can convert RE teachers to atheism, do yourself a favor and don't try.[/QUOTE]
I swear most RE teachers are already atheist.
I'll tell you what my father told me once, "The Bible is a bunch of stories, nothing more, if you believe it and take it literally you're pretty stupid."
To me that says it all, its just a bunch of stories, you have the choice to make the right or the wrong decision. You don't need some all-powerful being to tell you what is right and wrong, just use common sense.
That's all I have to say about that.
These classes are really very good for every one..
These are the most generic criticisms and completely void of any knowledge of biblical concepts, justifications, or history.
that post was made 9 years ago
Ask them if God is Jesus and the holy spirit or if God, Jesus and the holy spirit are each individuals of each other, and then proceed to bombard them with roundabout questions of the holy trinity and waste 20 more minutes debating a 2000 year old un-answerable question.
Oh and ask them what Arian means in religious connotations, if they say its some blonde haired blue eyed Jack off they are neither Theologians, Historians or know what the fuck they're talking about.
Ooh! Or ask them about Zoroastrianism and watch as they go "Zoro what?" Also I have gotten some panties in a twist by mentioning how awesome Islam was for the medieval world and how crusaders were just assholes who hated hydraulics and robots.
These have been firmly tested in the bible studies and communion halls of a lil' backwater state called Kansas in Baptist churches full of morons and ensures great hilarity but I feel like Britain takes Theology a bit more seriously than the U.S. does so results may vary.
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