• The Cybergun Appreciation Thread.
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I bought a Deagle brand Deagle by Cybergun from Walmart for $20. It came with a silencer and an extended mag like in MW2. Best decision of my life. It's for sure a way better gun than that KWA AK I was going to buy when they come out.
My cyabergoon pakage cum wit bage sayin im SERGENT OF TEH MSTER SERGENTS MST IMPRT PRSON OF EXTREME SERGENTS TO THE MAX. Translation:[sp]My cybergun package came with badge saying I'm Sergeant of the master sergeant most important person of extreme sergeants to the max.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Aznsniper911;28704083]My cyabergoon pakage cum wit bage sayin im SERGENT OF TEH MSTER SERGENTS MST IMPRT PRSON OF EXTREME SERGENTS TO THE MAX. Translation:[sp]My cybergun package came with badge saying I'm Sergeant of the master sergeant most important person of extreme sergeants to the max.[/sp][/QUOTE] I AM AN ENEMY. I like them for my M4. WOlolo.
[QUOTE=milkandcooki;28700970]dude go on Airsplat. They have the best airsoft stuff online, and I bought 300 bullet clips there![/QUOTE] dude i know, they sold me green gas that made my gun shoot 100 fps more! (Joke aside, I do quite like my SW40f)
usa is dominate
now in wallpaper size [img]http://cghub.com/files/Image/113001-114000/113928/466_realsize.jpg[/img]
Give the nuclear missile bomb to us!
[QUOTE=Identity;28701711]I have a story about Cybergun, but it's very horrific. So, Cybergun comes home drunk one night. He stumbles in the door, and almost trips and spills BB's everywhere, but he caught himself and fortunately nothing broke. I ask him where he has been, and replies "Don't worry about it man, I was just out at the bar, having drinks with Umarex and H&K. Everything's chill bro, no worries here.". I know he's been drinking a lot, because I can smell overpriced tequila on his muzzle. I don't like when he gets drunk, because he gets belligerent and he prematurely fires and puts holes in my wall. I tell him to go to bed, it's late, and I have work in the morning. He says to me "Fuck you man, do you know what I do for a living?", I say, "Yeah, you license shit dude, then charge a fuck ton of money for whatever you're selling.", and he goes "Damn straight". He stumbles into the kitchen, falls, and I hear a snapping sound. I instantly knew what it was. A broken gearbox. He groans, and I walk over. I can tell he's in pain. He probably snapped a bevel gear and pulled a wire somewhere. He'll be sore in the morning, but feeling like I need to help out, I douse him in silicone spray to help keep him mobile. I help him up, and drag him to his room. This is when he starts getting mad. "Dude I can walk myself to my room, I don't need help.", and that's when I see it. He was shooting heroin again with Classic Army. I knew they were no good. What were they thinking trying to hook up with Cybergun? They must've been delusional. I'm getting too old for this shit. I knew G&G or G&P would've been better room mates. Hell, I would've taken Ares in, if it weren't for the fact he craps out every now and then, but then again he would've given me more rent money than I needed, which was a nice incentive. Cybergun falls in his bed, and I walk out, shutting the door behind me, but not before noticing pornographic magazines under his bed. They were made by Double Eagle and Well, so it was low quality stuff, with blurry images. Nothing of my interest. I wake up the next morning to find out Cybergun pissed on my shoes, then OD's in my garage.[/QUOTE] Should I keep writing stories like these? Do you guys actually enjoy them?
I hereby nominate this for airsoft forum thread of the year 2011
I bought a Cybergun P90 that clocked in at 410-440 from some obscure website a long while ago. I wasn't aware that Cybergun existed at the time and I had issues looking for a site that accepted credit cards (don't ask me how). I got it from some website that I can't for the life of me find anymore, it was cheaper then what CyberGun was charging, but hey, it was still a CyberGun p90 and I love it to death.
[sp]The irony was so thick I actually thought you guys were serious. I feel so much better now that I've realized you weren't.[/sp] I bought a CyberSocomgeargun Barrett M107, it shoots 800FPS in full auto with a 11.1v LiPo and .67g lead BBs, has an effective range of a 1/2 mile, and the internals are all gold plated. It even included an acog sight and an m203 in the package.
gay the cybergun cheytec shoots almost a mile and has three times the fps of the barret
ya and it comes with a thermal scope and ERDL camo..
O yea my G11 ejects shell casings beat that :downs:
my cyber gun m14 is teh am best airsoft ever it shots 470 fps on the box and has a distinance of liek 300 fet it spring but spring best anyway beacuas it most reliabal and higherst fps
I write "Cybergun" on my forehead with a sharpie and get so much pu$$y
i used a cybergun product once.. my dad bought BBs and didn't tell me.. i used them later that day. it ruined my hi-cap and i didn't bother to fix it for like 3 years
[QUOTE=W0w00t;28806596]i used a cybergun product once.. my dad bought BBs and didn't tell me.. i used them later that day. it ruined my hi-cap and i didn't bother to fix it for like 3 years[/QUOTE] They were probably Chinese knock-offs of Cybergun bbs. Make sure you buy Cybergun products from licensed Cybergun retailers.
guys i went to big5 and got a new cybergun r97!!11 just like in cod!
I used to date Cybergun but he knocked me up and left me the next day. My life has never been the same since. Don't trust Cybergun.
So I went out last night, and picked up yet another Cybergun since the other one overdosed on pills in my garage. I'll post a new story about this later.
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So yeah, I'm posting a story. Again. Anyways, after Cybergun killed himself in my garage, I had been looking for a room mate to take his place. I was cleaning out his old room filled with Double Eagle and Well porn, when I came across a number. Umarex's. So I phone the fucker up and asked how he was, if he heard about Cybergun's foolishness, and wanted to know if he needed a room. Well as luck would have it, he did. But it would be one of the worst decisions of my life. Umarex comes over and he's acting all weird. Like he's trying to be a Glock, but without the constant restraining order that Glock has on... well, basically everyone. Glock's a whiny bitch by the way, so I don't hang out with him much. Not since I saw him that one night trying to dry hump my M4. Sick fucker he is. So I ask Umarex what the deal is. "It's nothing, I'm just trying to appeal to the kids nowadays. You know with video games like Modern Warfare and Battlefield, all the kids want a piece of me, ya know?". Yeah I could tell. Umarex was fucking posing. He always did, and he knew it. He's been a H&K poser before, and now Glock. If he wasn't doing drugs now, then he's just mentally retarded, and I mean that without all the love in the world. So we clean out Cybergun's room, and have a garage sale on all his worthless shit he would bring home. We found out he'd been snorting .12's, which is some seriously wicked shit. It fucks up everything, and when it does, there's a lot to clean up. We end up making $20 off all his things; not a lot I know, but it's $20 I can put towards some higher quality stuff, or maybe even food. Cybergun would sit his fat ass on the couch all day, rails propped up on my fucking mahogany coffee table, and eat Twinkies and watch Deadliest Warrior all day. And he thought he was the shit when it came to weapons and tactics off that. He'd even tell me how to make tactical mashed potatoes. Are you fucking kidding me? How do I do that Cybergun? Use them as breaching tools? Or melee weapons? Yeah, bashing someone over the head with a spud seems like a real good idea. Fuckin' idiot. So after Umarex moves in his things, I notice he's drinking EWL. It's good shit, trust me, but people can't drink it. Basically it's a weapons lubricant. I notice 30 bottles scattered around my now scratched (fucking Cybergun dickhead) mahogany coffee table. So it turns out Umarex has a drinking problem. Guess part two will have to wait for now. By the way, I'm not proof reading this since it's 2:30 in the morning. If there's mistakes, then tough shit for now.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeFE1MMra6A&feature=feedu/[/media] im so excite for their new line up!!
Awww yeah I love Cybergun check out the c00l shit they're coming out wit: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjsc6zlbqUk[/media]
They've...they've gotten licensing deals with anything that used to be a good company. How am I supposed to buy guns without giving them dosh? And seriously, what's up with those blinged-out Thompsons.
[quote=jenkem;28879121]they've...they've gotten licensing deals with anything that used to be a good company. How am i supposed to buy guns without giving them dosh? And seriously, what's up with those blinged-out thompsons.[/quote] get over it
ono cybergun is takeng my monais godforbid It's a little bit of licensing, so whaaaaaat
[QUOTE=Jenkem;28879121]They've...they've gotten licensing deals with anything that used to be a good company. How am I supposed to buy guns without giving them dosh? And seriously, what's up with those blinged-out Thompsons.[/QUOTE] You're only complaint with licensing is from Cybergun? Do you buy other brand name items? Do you have a cell phone? An xbox or PS3? Do you buy the video games for them? You pay for the name with everything and anything you purchase. It's part of the economy.
On a serious note: I will buy Cybergun if they're rebranding a good company. jenkem, your pussy boycotting won't stop cybergun
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