I masturbated for the first time ever, and I'm having some problems...
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Brock Samson jacked off 12 times a day just see if he could.
[QUOTE=Aide;25887001]200 / 2 = 3.333*
Either my math is wrong or your penis is small.[/QUOTE]
your math is wrong, it's
200 / 2 = 100, although I don't know why you would divide by two.
3.333* strokes per second this guy is the fastest fap-er ever.
[QUOTE=Aide;25887001]200 / 60 = 3.333*
Either my math is wrong or your penis is small.[/QUOTE]
I flashfap about 2-3 times per second.
And I don't think it's small.
Like I said, I have large hands.
[QUOTE=Elizer;25886400]It's a'ight mate. All about moderation. Read that thread that says you should masturbate like, 1 time a week. On Fridays.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck, today is Friday
[QUOTE=Aide;25887042]3.333* strokes per second this guy is the fastest fap-er ever.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887048]I flashfap about 2-3 times per second.
And I don't think it's small.
Like I said, I have large hands.[/QUOTE]
Large hands *wink* *wink*.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887048]And I don't think it's small.[/QUOTE]
We'll be the judges of that. Give us the measurements in inches, centimeters [B]and[/B] kilograms.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25887104]We'll be the judges of that. Give us the measurements in inches, centimeters [B]and[/B] kilograms.[/QUOTE]
4.5" when flacid :smith:
8" when hard
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887119]4.5" when flacid :smith:
8" when hard[/QUOTE]
You forgot to tell us how long it is in kilograms.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887119]4.5" when flacid :smith:
8" when hard[/QUOTE]
I think you suffer from micropenis syndrome. Show your doctor.
[QUOTE=Anastatius;25887139]I think you suffer from micropenis syndrome. Show your doctor.[/QUOTE]
What if your like me and your doctor is a she? And I suppose to just surprise her, with a dick in a box?
[quote=onyx3173;25887137]you forgot to tell us how long it is in kilograms.[/quote]
but the math is impossible
[QUOTE=Aide;25887152]What if your like me and your doctor is a she? And I suppose to just surprise her, with a dick in a box?[/QUOTE]
Show her by plopping it on her face while she isn't paying attention.
tell us your girth?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887154]but the math is impossible[/QUOTE]
No, it's pretty simple. Here's the calculation for it:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/2/9/d295e5bc47280fa121108559573b26f8.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25887207]No, it's pretty simple. Here's the calculation for it:
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/d/2/9/d295e5bc47280fa121108559573b26f8.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
:psyboom:
Think of it like a friction burn. Leave it alone, and it goes away.
Your dick might be a bit thicker though.
[QUOTE=The man of "Wat";25887227]Think of it like a friction burn. Leave it alone, and it goes away.
Your dick might be a bit thicker though.[/QUOTE]
It's 2 inches thick now
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
This will be gone by tomorrow, right?
right?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25887235]It's 2 inches thick now
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
This will be gone by tomorrow, right?
right?[/QUOTE]
Mine did. Just leave it the fuck alone.
You just beat it too hard. You'll be fine in a couple days but that first burn is a pain like no other.
What's a decent, paced fap?
I have been obviously doing it wrong.
OP will be real embarrassed when penis inspection day comes around.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25885984][b]Skip this part until you see the red highlight if you want to help me with my problem...[/b][/QUOTE]
I was expecting the red text of a ban reason
[QUOTE=Walrus.;25887664]OP will be real embarrassed when penis inspection day comes around.[/QUOTE]
penis...inspection...day...?
You know what feels really good, when you put soap down your urethra it gives fapping ten times more pleasure. (Liquid soap goes down easier so use that)
For even more pleasure rub bengay on your balls.
You might have some sort of rash, do you wear silk boxers?
If you do go see a doctor and he will prescribe some ointment.
I don't like your threads, ROFLBURGER..
ROFLBURGER, I hope this is not your another quality thread.
My fapping speed is 703 Miles Per Hour.
Beat that!
[editline]6th November 2010[/editline]
Also stop fucking fapping. You never should even try and poeple will say like, UHUHUHUH U NEVER FAWP.
Well obviously it isnt forced to do it, its optional they didn't discover fapping in the old times. And still nothing was wrong.
I never fapped, i only tried once. Feels good man. Didn't continue tho.
Don't use soap. It goes in and stings like hell.
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