• I masturbated for the first time ever, and I'm having some problems...
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I cringed while I read OP.
Yep, soap's something you don't wanna use unless you want to mummify your thang.
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reminds me when i discovered wanking. had about 5/6 a day for the next week.
How old is op?
[QUOTE=Tea Guy;25889126]How old is op?[/QUOTE] Probably 11 or 12. That's when most of us discovered soap is not a good idea.
[QUOTE=Agoat;25886116]No, you can't jack off 10 times a day.[/QUOTE] the most i've done is 14 a day :l
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;25889178]the most i've done is 14 a day :l[/QUOTE] I knew this one guy who did it 15 times in one day because he was bored. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=|FlapJack|;25889140]Probably 11 or 12. That's when most of us discovered soap is not a good idea.[/QUOTE] I never used soap or any other lube. Is this what circumcised people do? Use lube?
[QUOTE=Coffee;25889267]I knew this one guy who did it 15 times in one day because he was bored. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] I never used soap or any other lube. Is this what circumcised people do? Use lube?[/QUOTE] Yes, they had their penises mutilated by their lazy parents who couldn't bother with properly cleaning a child from the waist down.
[QUOTE=Coffee;25889267]I knew this one guy who did it 15 times in one day because he was bored. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] I never used soap or any other lube. Is this what circumcised people do? Use lube?[/QUOTE] I've no idea, I've not been mutilated.
Fapping too much can cause calluses, abnormal hunger, and moodswings. Try to limit yourself to once every 2 days at the most. There is also a thread about masturbation that I think you should look up. Also about your dick, you could swallow your pride and take yourself over to the doctors. PS: How old are you? It could answer some questions. Give your dick a fucking break.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25885984] Here's an update on what my dick looks like now :O()0= [/QUOTE] Your dick looks like a fat guy?
Soap burns man don't do it
I don't use lube.
Fapper subclass usually gain bonus to dick width and dick length so it's not something to worry about.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;25889604]PS: How old are you?[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/spoiler1.PNG[/img]
Why would you fap with soap.
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;25886000]Troll....?[/QUOTE] Yeah?
Never use Dove soap as lube. EVER. Your dick will get a rash, it will swell, be bloated, red, and flaky and puffy. For a week.
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Am I the only one that thinks ROFLBURGER is actually 'Wallid' making a bunch of alts? Their stories sound really similar.
[QUOTE=Endgame23;25891632]Am I the only one that thinks ROFLBURGER is actually 'Wallid' making a bunch of alts? Their stories sound really similar.[/QUOTE] OP is actually 12 or 13 so it's not possible.
OP how old are you?
Another Original Thread by ROFLBURGER
Use Vaseline.
I lasted 2 days without fapping last week. I fap 2-3 times a day. I get erect over everything. I don't have erectile disfunction. I can't cum anymore. :c [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Domokun;25891837]OP is actually 12 or 13 so it's not possible.[/QUOTE] 14
You can always see a doctor. They get cases like this from time to time.
Drink two quarts of corn syrup, post results.
[QUOTE=Arctic-Zone;25891034]Never use Dove soap as lube. EVER. Your dick will get a rash, it will swell, be bloated, red, and flaky and puffy. For a week.[/QUOTE] I do that when I want an EXTREME FAP. OVERDRIVE c [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] The most I fapped in one day was about 6 or 7. [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] it was hot [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] oh fuck king [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation[/url] Look at the women on the right
[QUOTE=Domokun;25891837]OP is actually 12 or 13 so it's not possible.[/QUOTE] Oh ok. Still they're both idiots
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