Reminds me of that War of the Worlds :airquote:sequel:airquote: that was almost completely irrelevant to the original storyline and made no sense and that sucked so badly it could've easily made Mystery Science Theater 3000 if it was still on the air.
Unsurprisingly, they are both made by the same production company.
this sounds like a laugh riot
Who the hell names their ship Titanic II?
Stop it at 1:23 exactly. There you will see The Asylums epic editing skills.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;23710050]You only get the joke when it's img_thumbed.[/QUOTE]
Gotta love that avatar.
I feel ashamed just watching that trailer.
Man, Bruce Davison has sunk low.
I'm not exactly a fan of the first one but at least it had some sort of artistic value, but this.. this is just sad.
Pretty bad idea.
[QUOTE=niclawton;23711694]He wasn't replying to you...[/QUOTE]
Wow, you really are dumb. I knew you would say those words exactly. I could hardly quote the person because he had 'snipped' his comment so I was agreeing with the other guy, keep up.
Lol. Its a stupid idea but I still want to watch it.
Finally 2 shitty Movies to watch about Titanic ships the Crash.
Now if they Make the animated one Live-action...Or Not
What the FUCK.
[B][highlight]WHAT THE FUCK[/highlight][/B]
I'm not surprised the company's name is The Asylum.
Well its being released to dvd. No wonder it will suck.
Waves, Explosions, Fire, Ironic Storyline, Love.
The hit movie of the year, brace yourselves... as history has only began to repeat itself.
[b][i]the titanic TWOOO[/b][/i]
Another shit worthy movie. This is why these bastards can't make any money off this crap.
[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;23708283]I'm ok with this.
Straight to DVD films are usually crap anyway.[/QUOTE]
No! That's not true. Not all of them are as bad are you think.
Asylum movies are like parodies of recent movies without the humor. Here are some of the movies they've produced:
"The Da Vinci Treasure"
"Transmorphers"
"Paranormal Entity"
"The Day the Earth Stopped"
"Snakes on a Train"
[QUOTE=Swiket;23859648]Asylum movies are like parodies of recent movies without the humor. Here are some of the movies they've produced:
"The Da Vinci Treasure"
"Transmorphers"
"Paranormal Entity"
"The Day the Earth Stopped"
"Snakes on a Train"[/QUOTE]
It physically hurt to read that list.
[QUOTE=Swiket;23859648]Asylum movies are like parodies of recent movies without the humor. Here are some of the movies they've produced:
"The Da Vinci Treasure"
"Transmorphers"
"Paranormal Entity"
"The Day the Earth Stopped"
"Snakes on a Train"[/QUOTE]
Don't forget their masterpiece... [b]Mega Shark VS Giant Octupus[/b]
[img]http://www.nungfreeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus.jpg[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o[/media]
I cant wait to see Titanic II the Animated movie!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxHNztg0X3s[/media]
Goddamn it, the first Titanic did not have people running away from explosions in slow motion, and this one does not need to! It'a ship, dammit, where are you going to run away from the explosion to?! :argh:
I just noticed this mindblowing editing on the trailer:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1164025/greatediting.png[/img]
Who needs transparency when you can have [b]BLACK[/b]
Michael Bay would be so proud of this film
I expected to come in here to see a major motion picture being produced.
I am relieved.
This looks worse then 'The New Poseidon Adventure'
And nothing is worse the 'The New Poseidon Adventure'
They replaced the tidal wave with terrorists!
The only shipwreck I ever want to see turned into a movie would be The Edmund Fitzgerald. As tragic as it is, it would be an Oscar worthy movie.
James Cameron is probably laughing at this.
I've often wondered what would have happened if the titanic had ploughed head on into the iceberg instead of trying to avoid it and getting the side clipped by it.
If I were the captain I'd have been like, "If we're going to hell I'm taking that iceberg with us!"
hiroshima 2
"LOOKS LIKE A BLAST FROM THE PAST, BABY."
I really can't stop laughing
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