Writing an essay, all my l's become t's and I forget which way an s goes. :frown:
One time I was wearing my glasses (having forgotten that I had them on) excited as hell because I thought my vision had fixed itself overnight.
Hearts? I thought this was funny, what the fuck guys
I once woke up, I looked around and recognized nothing for a good ten minutes. Looked all around the room not knowing where I was, who these people were, and what language they were speaking.
I was in history class and they were speaking plain English.
Also I find myself sitting at my computer, staring at my screen, not even wondering anything, not thinking, and someone in a chat is trying desperately to get my attention all too often.
My sister and mom made some homemade dog treats for a charity of some kind. At the time, I didn't know this, I thought it was cookie batter, so I ate it. It tasted good. My mom called me a retard.
I got an F in spanish. [sp]I'm Mexican [/sp]
Oh! Here's one from my freshman year in high school.
It was the last period of the day, I had art that class so I head over to the electives wing of the school and head into what I thought was the right classroom. I sat there at the table of Home Ec just waiting for my name to be called on roll. I didn't hear my name called so I raised my hand and told the teacher she didn't call me. Then she asked what my name was and what my schedule was. So I hand over my schedule and she looks at me and says, "This is home ec, art is one classroom down..."
The class bursted into laughter and I was embarrassed as hell. Luckily my sister's friend was in the class and she escorted me to my right class.
Extra derp, my future girlfriend was in that class laughing her ass off at me and when I told her the story a year later when we got together, she didn't remember me at all.
My mom is dating this guy whom with we live now. I am in HIS house. I walked out of my room, saw him, and asked "Who are you?" I was tired as hell that day.
Also, drawing on a paper and making a mistake and thinking I can undo it. I always think CTRL+Z but it doesn't work :saddowns:
My friend was having a game night weekend thing and we didnt go to sleep at all, we go to wal mart at 4 am to get cookies, we acquire 4 packages of chips ahoy chewy chocolate chip cookies, we than sit in car and eat cookies and laugh for a good 30 minutes for no reason.
I was talking to my mom and I asked her what Robert Downey Jr's father's name was.
-When I forgot how to move my left leg for about 30 seconds while laughing uncontrollably.
-Remembering something really funny on a quiet crowded bus and chuckling to myself.
-Staring into the distance thinking about something with my mouth open (Breathing through my mouth) when I realize i'm making direct eye contact with a girl at the other end of the room.
[editline]1st December 2010[/editline]
-Asking my 49 year old mother what she wants to be when she grows up.
[QUOTE=Str4fe;26312275][B]This one is bad.[/B]
When my parents made some baked rolls, and i rushed downstairs and realized they were making baked rolls...
Instead of screaming "UUU PULLIA" (in english: OOOO! BAKED ROLLS!)
I screamed "UUUU PILLUA!" (in english: OOOO! PUSSY! (as vagina))
[editline]26th November 2010[/editline]
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What language is this?
[QUOTE=Samiam22;26423527]What language is this?[/QUOTE]
Finnish
I need to grab the broom from the deck. Open sliding glass door, walk outside, then close sliding door. Grab broom which is leaning against the wall in arms reach. Turn around, walk forward right into the door. Confused, I grab the screen, pull that shut, and try again. My mom then proceeded to walk over, and open everything before I slam right into the door again. This was after a 2 nights of insomnia due to a medication I was taking, I was tired as hell.
Looking for something that was right in front of me. I do it a lot.
I was walking away from the bus while talking on the phone, and I started looking for my stuff to make sure I had it all, and when I got to the pocket where I usually have my phone I couldn't find it, so I freaked out and said to the person I was talking with: "Hang on just gotta find my phone".
My bro drove my friend and I home from a birthday party. I realised my friend's phone was left in our car so in a panic I screamed at my bro "Quick, call his phone!!!" when it was right there on the seat. :|
Sometimes I find myself standing in the middle of the kitchen with absolutely no idea what I'm doing there.
Forgetting which way 'round d's and b's go.
Attempting to take off my glasses before going to bed, only to find I already have (damn lightweights :argh:)
And, ofcourse, forgetting words in my native language but remember them perfectly in English like most people apparently.
[QUOTE=GummyPanties;26424181]Attempting to take off my glasses before going to bed, only to find I already have (damn lightweights :argh:)[/QUOTE]
I hate when I do that. I end up doing it about once a week too on average... :v:
The automatic door at a shop was faulty, and didn't stay open even if you were walking through it. I was tired, and didn't notice the door closing. I got trapped in it and was nearly crushed. I felt horrible.
Having to go to the bathroom and walking into the kitchen, or vice versa.
I also had a pretty derpy moment this morning: I bump my head pretty hard on a table I was under to pick up something I'd dropped, only to immediately do it again.
I posted my Purse once instead of a letter.
I walked into a glass door when i was carrying food, got covered in it.
Opened my birthday present (Big Box) and my cousin jumps out and hits me with a frying pan. I thought it was an actual gift, and spent the next two hours searching the box.
Put batteries in the fridge and ham in the drawer.
Derpity Derpity :derp:
A few weeks ago I pulled an all nighter of gaming and just to take a break I walked outside at 4AM. I walked outside and walked around the neighborhood but as soon as I got outside the first thing on my mind was "[b]holy shit look at those graphics[/b]"
I forgot how to open a .exe file.
And made a thread about it.
:hurr:
[QUOTE=nimaratu;26427450]I posted my Purse once instead of a letter.
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Did you get it back?
[QUOTE=FFStudios;26427664]A few weeks ago I pulled an all nighter of gaming and just to take a break I walked outside at 4AM. I walked outside and walked around the neighborhood but as soon as I got outside the first thing on my mind was "[B]holy shit look at those graphics[/B]"[/QUOTE]
I usually walk outside get blinded by the dramatic light shift, and think to myself "Fucking HDR, god dammit valve".
Walk into the bathroom to take a shower with a bathrobe around me, carrying a towel in my hand.
Walk out of the bathroom after i take my shower with the towel wrapped around me, carrying the bathrobe in my hand
I was having a bath for the first time in a while. I got in the tub still wearing my pants :saddowns:
When I was 8 years old, my grandma and grandpa took me on trips across the USA. On one occasion, we were staying at a hotel and there was a swimming pool in the back. We had gone to church and I still had my little suit and dress shoes on. I saw the pool, and instantly thought, "SWIMMING POOL!!" and ran and jumped into the pool with all of my clothes.
And there was about 15 other people in the pool, too. People were hysterically laughing. Pretty funny looking back on that incident.
I saw a picture of a comparison between real life graphics and photorealistic grapchis in a game, I look at the picture of real life and said "Holy shit those graphics are amazing"
While I was writing an essay (room quiet), I drop my pen and blurt out "DICKS".
Didn't end well. And yeah... don't know why I said 'dicks'.
I remember last year I had a hole in the pants I wore that day, I usually put my keys in one side but I had to put them in the other that day. So I got home and all then reached for my keys and figured I had a hole (Which I had forgotten all about) So my first reaction was "Fuck I've lost my keys" no one was at home for half an hour, so I sat outside of my house while it was snowing, then realising that I had my keys in my other pocket half an hour later.
:derp:
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