I played LoZ: OoT for hours on end. I walked outside and expected to hear the Hyrule Field theme.
Stupid Abbreviations for games, wtf is LoZ: OoT?
Sometimes when i get annoyed at people disturbing me while playing shooters, i move my mouse, in attempt to aim at them and shoot them.
Sometimes when i need to use the printer, i try to click at it.
Once upon a time i was in america, and then i was going to say something to my dad but i confused left and right, and instead blurted out a all danish sentence at my american uncle, he was like "whüt?!"
Was so focused on the screen that I tried to insert my in-ear headphones into my nostrils.
I once broke a flower pot. While doing groceries. I had a bad day that day.
I also had to retrieve up a bag of rice once, from our supply closet (which is downstairs, next to my parents' bedroom) and dropped the bag while climbing the stairs. (It was a 5 kilo bag or something, and I am not a terribly dexterous man.) So there was like rice everywhere in my parents' bedroom, and while getting the vacuum cleaner to clean it up I dropped it off the top of the stairs and it broke, so I had to sweep everything up by hand. That was kind of a bad day too.
Once I was browsing the web in my computer, then I got to this page that told me to "Press here". I shoved my finger in my screen.
I was strolling around in my neighborhood when I ran into my friend, we were talking and for some reason after we chatted a bit I stepped in some dog shit in someone's yard and just yelled "FUCKBALLS!" (naturally when something bad happens to me fast, or when I get startled I blurt out a curse. I sometimes making up my own curses). A dude mowing his lawn, a woman walking her dog, and a kid playing with some toy with his mouth open stared at me. My friend burst out laughing.
[QUOTE=Meatloaf;26432319]While I was writing an essay (room quiet), I drop my pen and blurt out "DICKS".
Didn't end well. And yeah... don't know why I said 'dicks'.[/QUOTE]
I want to do this now, except everyone in my god damn state is a homophobe, so me (being a guy) saying something even remotely related to dicks/balls, would instantly receive 'HURR FAGGOT LOL'
One time I forgot what the Nether was.
I woke up one morning in my boxers and a no-sleeve T-shirt.Right after I woke up,I decided to take a ride on my bike around the neighborhood.These 17 year old guys were playing basketball down the street.I went on my bike and rode down the street and I noticed they were looking at me funny.Then when I was down to the next street,I noticed I was in my [b]FUCKING[/b] underwear and no-sleeve shirt I woke up in.Cars stopped and people were just staring at me.
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I forget how to spell the word,"How".
I put my underwear in the toilet once.
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I was playing Halo at my friends house and he went to get more drinks so after 2 minutes of killing baddies i look up and start looking around the walls for the little arrow that should mark where he is through walls.
Then i realized.
I accidentally set my alarm on a day I didn't have school, so I woke up earlier than I meant to. When the beeping started to go off, for some reason I thought it was my stereo. I pressed every button on the stereo wondering why it wouldn't turn off, and then I wound up pulling all the plugs out of the outlet strip. I went back to bed, and about an hour or three later I woke up and was like "wait........"
Back in school when I played garrysmod literally all the time, I made a plastecine model for a course
I asked my brother for the duplicator incase I messed up :smith:
Plugged my USB keyboard in the Net-plug of my laptop. Spent the rest of the day trying to figure out why my keyboard didn't worked :downs:
I was eating chips and salsa, and I grabbed a big handful of salsa stuffed it in my mouth and then put the chip in getting salsa all over I forgot the order to eat chips and salsa in
I was watching one of those guilt-trip "Arms of an angel" animal abuse commercials.
There was a segment where a man was about to club a seal, in slow-motion.
I burst out laughing.
My two lady-friends, one of which was wearing a WWF shirt, starred at me.
One time i fell asleep with my glasses on.
Sadly, I don't need glasses at all, i have no clue why i had them at all
I was mowing the yard, and wondering why the hell the mower wasn't doing any cutting, I raised and lowered the mower deck, I fidgeted with the throttle.
Then my dad came up and turned the blades on.
:downs:
Trying to sign my name on one of those fancy touchscreen things the delivery guys use.
It was so bad it looked Arabic.
That happens to me every single time I have to sign for something. Those things are terrible.
I can't recall a derp moment other than walking into walls while distracted by something, but I can mention how my friend shaved his head, and in the absence of aftershave, thought it a grand idea to splash rubbing alcohol over his bare scalp. Brilliant.
Growing up I used to always get bored in class so I'd entertain myself by playing with whatever was in my hand or thinking of something funny and chuckle to myself. Now people that I've known since then think I'm a little off...
In school,I was walking to my next class then I sneezed so hard I nearly shitted my self.I stood in the hallway for a few seconds and the people passing by me were say,"Something smells like....shit!" Then I walked to my class like a crab and the people passing by me glaring at me.
[QUOTE=Firefox42;26420987]I got an F in spanish. [sp]I'm Mexican [/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm Spanish (mostly) and I failed freshman year Spanish too, so no worries amigo.
[QUOTE=The Great Ghast;26437345]One time I forgot what the Nether was.[/QUOTE]
It's okay, half my school's like that...all the time
[QUOTE=Meatloaf;26432319]While I was writing an essay (room quiet), I drop my pen and blurt out "DICKS".
Didn't end well. And yeah... don't know why I said 'dicks'.[/QUOTE]
Something on your mind, maybe?
While doing a test in school, I forgot the name of the San Andreas Fault. All I could think of was that I wanted to go home and play GTA San Andreas.
- Writing "7" instead of "Y" or vice versa.
-Singing this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovMN-eGUn_A[/media] while walking to my next class. Luckily, nobody heard me. :v:
-Almost opening my porn folder while my friends were watching. One folder away from catastrophe.
Opening a folder on my computer with the intent to do something then sitting there staring at the screen for 5 minutes trying to recall what that was.
Was with this girl i really liked on a bus taking her home, my stop is one before her's and i really needed to get home to make dinner for the family. when the stop came around i got to the back bus doors where when it stops you have to push these two bars to make it open. completely forgot, face into bus doors real hard, breaking my nose, and making her laugh like hell. fucking shit.
[QUOTE=Kumari24;26442169]Was with this girl i really liked on a bus taking her home, my stop is one before her's and i really needed to get home to make dinner for the family. when the stop came around i got to the back bus doors where when it stops you have to push these two bars to make it open. completely forgot, face into bus doors real hard, breaking my nose, and making her laugh like hell. fucking shit.[/QUOTE]
Good, something interesting to talk to her about the next day. Maybe soon you'll be wearing her underwear and bras.
Not implying she'll fuck you, just that you'll eventually break into her room and wear her clothes while the family is away
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