• Derp moments.
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[QUOTE=Onyx3173;26441845]Opening a folder on my computer with the intent to do something then sitting there staring at the screen for 5 minutes trying to recall what that was.[/QUOTE] Oh god damn it, I hate when this happens. It's worse when you have the feeling that you were about to do something important.
Sometimes I forget to blink. I don't forget how to blink, I just don't blink period.
Put water on food and sauce in water glass.
Forgot how to breathe once. Had to make myself cough to start breathing again. Fucking derp.
[QUOTE=GunskiMod;26442515]Forgot how to breathe once. Had to make myself cough to start breathing again. Fucking derp.[/QUOTE] Forgetting how to breathe is one of the scariest experiences ever.
i almost put some soy sauce into my soda writing random things while on exams
I'm in class right now, and I started to laugh when reading some of the posts here, so I just faked a cough.
Asked notch (maker of minecraft) if half life episode 3 was coming out soon :v:
I was in my garden and I bent down to move all these dead leaves away and an earthworm got stuck to my hand. I sat there staring at it for almost a full minute contemplating what it was, then I suddenly spasmed sending the worm careening down a small hill. Then I sat there for a few more minutes, for I had a sandwich and I was hungry.
I lost my calculator in Math class when class was about to end. Making a quick assumption I yelled at my friend for stealing it. The teacher started to yell at him to give it back and he said he didn't have it. I then I yelled at my other friend to give it back then and the teacher did the same. After class I was rummaging through my binder for a pencil and found my calculator behind a couple worksheets and a textbook. Derp.
When I was 8 I sleptwalked to the top of my stairs during the middle of the night and while my dad was watching, pissed down them.
I once forgot how to open my eyes.
Microwaving fried chicken with the plastic bag it was in. for 5 minutes.
Poured cola from someone else's glass instead of the bottle.
I often try to write an L but write a 4 instead, i have done that 7 times in a row before. My friend sat next to me was like WTF are you doing.
Once I almost wrote "Mr. Someguy" on a job application. Whoops.
When I was 6 I was playing in the garden and suddenly I realized I had lost my super-duper-awesome orange watch after 2 hours I found it was in my pocket
i put my dinner plate on my bathroom sink. oh, and when i was about 4, i rode my tonka truck down my basement stairs. they were concrete.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26449015]One I almost wrote "Mr. Someguy" on a job application. Whoops.[/QUOTE] I accidentally wrote Justin Case on a piece of coursework as I hadn't beforehand and didn't like the idea that my lecturer would think I had forgotten my real name so I started it again :frown:
I'll set off to a different room with the intention of doing something, such as making some food, getting a drink, even going to the toilet. When I arrive I have no idea why I am in said room or what I am doing.
I started wondering if "pizza" was a real word.
Drinking soda from the 1L bottle directly. Suddenly it decides to rise and soaks me in it.
An other classic: During first grade, we were supposed to make some trip to some lake or something. Well, I arrived late that day, rushed to class, only to find it empty. I thought I was early, because I rushed like hell. I waited there for the whole time. I left when school was officially over. :saddowns:
I had a derp moment today; Me and my friend are playing soccer, and he kicked it at me and I caught it in midair, I felt so badAss that I threw it into the air, swung my leg up and did a back flip thing... I kneed myself in the face, landed on my neck and the ball broke his light and flew into the neighbors house.
[QUOTE=Scar;26449773]An other classic: During first grade, we were supposed to make some trip to some lake or something. Well, I arrived late that day, rushed to class, only to find it empty. I thought I was early, because I rushed like hell. I waited there for the whole time. I left when school was officially over. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I had the same, except for the trip, it was a day off :v: [editline]2nd December 2010[/editline] My eyes are derp like this: [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9623815/FP/eyes.png[/img]
solved a "simple" maths question in a needlessly complex way: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/convolutedsolution.jpg[/img_thumb] the teacher laughed when I showed it to him, then showed me the proper solution, which is 4 lines long I still don't get or remember his solution; mine makes perfect sense :saddowns:
Probably been said before but pouring the milk before the cereal.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26450055]solved a "simple" maths question in a needlessly complex way: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/convolutedsolution.jpg[/img_thumb] the teacher laughed when I showed it to him, then showed me the proper solution, which is 4 lines long I still don't get or remember his solution; mine makes perfect sense :saddowns:[/QUOTE] "Necessery"?
[QUOTE=Maximo13;26450197]"Necessery"?[/QUOTE] it's an a, look closely
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;26450216]it's an a, look closely[/QUOTE] My bad. WAIT! ANOTHER DERP MOMENT!
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