anyway does anyone know what the proper solution is for that
it's been bugging me all day
Throwing jeans in the trash or paper plates in the washing machine
A few years ago, I dreamt of school, being in class or something, I woke up and saw it was already like 10am or something and school starts at 8:30, so I paniced (I thought my alarm clock didn't went off) and quickly got up.
I looked into my sister's bedroom because she had her classes at the same time that day and saw that she was also sleeping. I woke her up and told her it's already 10am. She had this panicky face and also got up. She grabbed her phone and then informed me that it was actually sunday
[editline]2nd December 2010[/editline]
also, I happen to walk against those
[img]http://gyazo.com/a8db0eb4c257da73e01f0726a8d81c63.png[/img]
looks innocent but the picture is in a street that has lots of these, and they're incorrectly positioned. A few of those are positioned right in the middle of the pavement.
[editline]2nd December 2010[/editline]
ah yes, this is it
[img]http://gyazo.com/8c3d0254d90386aa761a37a857e9be41.png[/img]
This video sums up this thread pretty much.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgps85scy1g[/media]
Walking around downstairs with the lights off and knocked down a glass of lemonade and almost destroyed my Xbox.
One time I had a dream where I went to the bathroom and started pissing in the toilet, woke up to find I pissed all over my bed.
Another time I rolled over and was face down in my pillow, and had a nightmare where some guy was trying to strangle me with a plastic bag. After fighting around I woke up and pushed myself off the bed and took in a deep breath. I nearly smothered myself with a pillow.
I was really damn tired and I went to my first period class, some computer class on powerpoint or something I was doing for an easy credit. The teacher was talking about something I already knew, so I kept my head propped up off the desk with my arm and semi-fell asleep. After about five minutes of him constantly talking I blurted out "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK." really loud, then was startled awake and looked around, I guess everyone heard me because they were all looking at me and the teacher stopped talking for a little. I feel bad about it too because I don't think he realized it was a mistake and never forgave me about it.
When I was little I was playing Perfect Dark with my brother, and I picked up some mines. Conversation went a little like
Me: I picked up some mines. What does that mean.
Him: What?
Me: It said I picked up something that was mine, what does that mean?
Him: You picked up mines.
Me: What's mine?!
Him: THE GODDAMN MINES
I forget where it went from there but then I found out and was like "OOH MINESS DURRR" and laughed for a little.
Sometimes I'll be on the bus or walking or in class or whatever and I'll remember something that was funny and I'll grin really big, then feel awkward about grinning like that in public for no reason.
Occasionally I'll start grinding my molars together out of frustration, anxiousness or something and end up biting my tongue really bad.
One time I ate a biscuit but too big of a bite so the lump of biscuit got stuck in my throat, and I tried drinking water to force it down but I ended up vomiting half way to the bathroom infront of my parents. Was alright though because then I could pretend to be sick and skip the next school day.
I was in this small class thing with some other people during lunch because we were in trouble for fighting in grade school and it was a class to learn how to get along or something, and I went to go say peanut and said penis. I don't think a lot of people caught that but it was still embarrassing still.
When Gmod 10 was new I played the fuck out of it, and when I went to summer school to get some more credits out of boredom I made a action movie scene in my head where I was escaping from school because the police was on my ass or something. I wanted it to be as realistic as possible so I was thinking about what I'd do when I ran outside and went to go hop a brick wall that would make for a good shortcut, but was too high for me to jump and grab the top of. I was like "OH DUH JUST PRESS Q AND SPAWN A BOX." Then I went on throughout the entire story "spawning props" and shit until I realized that there IS NO PROP SPAWNING in real life.
I was playing some game on the playground where it was like tag but you did it with your eyes closed, someone would be it and go to the bottom of the playground and count to 30, and that's when you had to find your hiding spot and stay there, you could only run if you were within almost-reaching distance, but you could sneak around slowly if you were out of arm's distance. Anyway, I was it, and I was hauling ass with my eyes closed about to tag someone, and they pulled a dick move and dodged around a pole and I ran smack into it, knocking myself out. After waking up with a mouthful of sand I found out I broke one of my front teeth in half. Hurt like a motherfucking bitch.
Another time when I was young, I wanted to ride my aunt's bike around in the park because it just rained and I didn't bring my bike over. It was a little too big for me at the time but I said it was no problem and drove off from her house, and drove to the park, no problem-o. Problem happened when I decided to go down a hill through a puddle, but I got scared because I was going way too fast so I tried to slam on the breaks, and THEN found out the bike had no break pedals, just the clutch one for the handlebar. My hands were too small to reach the hand break, I ran over some poor bird that didn't see me coming then I rammed full speed into a tree, breaking the front wheel and sending my ass sailing over the bike, landing on the concrete sidewalk awkwardly.
One time I was so excited to go for the icecream truck I completely forgot to open the door and ran mouth first into the door handle. Later I went to go for the icecream truck again so I opened the door, and went to close it quickly again, thought I didn't pull hard enough so I stuck my hand out to grab the door again, and got the door slammed shut on my fingers. Later again I sucessfully left the house uninjured, ran into the direction of the sound of the icecream truck and didn't see my neighbor was building a wood fence, tripped on some planks, landed on the shittiest piece of wood I've ever laid eyes on and got a 4-5 inch fucking thick ass splinter lodged underneath my skin. Damn you, icecream truck.
When I'm in class and my balls get stuck to the inside of my thighs create mini-derp moments as I try to get them unstuck
In grade school I was walking in the general direction of my home with a friend, talking to him, then realized I traveled to far and got scared and almost cried until he pointed out that I could just walk down the street until I was back to the street I could take home. I didn't take any turns or anything, just walked down one straight street.
The first time I was able to ride a bike without training wheels I rode it around my neighborhood, and I spaced out, enjoying the feel of the wind on my face and ect. Someone must've moved their yellow bug to the other side of the street because I thought I spaced out to the point that I crossed the street without realizing it because the car moved, went across the street, and drove around for like 5 hours lost
My life is just FULL of wonderful moments like these.
reminds me of the time when I was talking on the phone with a friend of mine, he was not at school that day and he called me to ask homework or something, and I said he had to take a quick look at the page in his book about guerilla warfare. He was like 'err what? guerilla warfare?' and I was like 'yes, you know, they climb in trees and ambush soldiers and stuff' and he kept telling me that I was not making any sense. After he hung up I realized he had mistaken the word 'guerilla' for 'gorilla' probably
I finished eating a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with Peaches and threw the spoon away.
I went to bed at 3PM and slept for 15 hours (Jet-lag)
Phone rings at 6AM
First words out of my mouth: "Evening"
I just looked at steam and saw all my friends were blue and said inside my head "OH NO THEY'VE BEEN DEMOTED! That must mean I'm the only gold now!" Than realized "Oh wait this not FP"
When I wake up in the morning being unable to tell what time it is for several minutes.
My parents told me this story.
When I was younger, was doing homework and had forgotten a word. I asked them, and apparently for four minutes tried to describe the word. Finally they told me the word "difficult" and my eyes lit up with that "I remember now!" look. They laughed a little and asked why. Apparently for most of my examples of the word, I had used the word difficult.
I was changing cloths and I put my pants on my head and my shirt on my legs i did not notice for 10 mins...
Buying a flapjack, then when t he person put her hand out for the money I put the flapjack in it.
Half way through the day after taking a piss I felt something weird in my pants which definately wasn't my penis or balls, it turns out I somehow had a sock inside my pants
My buttons on my boxers came undone when I was in the changing rooms in PE this morning :saddowns: Thank god nobody saw, although when I tried to fix it it looked like I was wanking to the boys getting changed
I once poured juice on my food instead of a glass.
Get home from school trip much earlier than expected, mother's car not on the street, knock on door incase anyone else is in, nope. So I sit on the front porch for a while, and since I'm really tired I fall asleep on the porch.
Wake up, check watch, an hour has passed. Ten minutes later my mother pulls up, asks why I'm home home already, I explain that the trip ended sooner than I expected and that I had been here for ages waiting "Didn't you have your house keys on you?".
I check my pocket... Motherfucker.
This one time I put milk :words:
[editline]3rd December 2010[/editline]
Fuck I've been reading this thread for 1.5 hours
I went to make a sandwich and mistook Cabbage for Lettuce.
Lays down in the sofa to watch some TV. The TV is off.
My mom wanted to rent a movie at redbox, but instead of googling redbox for movies i googled redtube.
I was driving on my wa back from toronto (I live in Ottawa) and I was pretty tired, my mom asked me if I needed to go to bathroom to which I replied with "I will when i'm in my own country"
felt very retarded
I have also forgotten how to move.
I had a can of cola on my desk which I thought was pretty full, I picked it up like it was going to be heavy and stuffed it in my face :(
[QUOTE=BigSmokeDawg;26472582]I went to make a sandwich and mistook Cabbage for Lettuce.[/QUOTE]
So? :v:
I threw away my tooth brush and kept the cup.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;26465710]Half way through the day after taking a piss I felt something weird in my pants which definately wasn't my penis or balls, it turns out I somehow had a sock inside my pants[/QUOTE]
Had the same thing, but it was a couple of ants instead of a sock.
I yelled out "MOTHER FUDRUCKER" to my brother. It was actually pretty strange.
I rubbed my genitals with pimple cream instead of shaving cream :saddowns:
I was telling a story to my sister about school, but I ran out of breath mid sentence, and when I took a breath:
"aaeueughabababalblaba"
"wut"
"did I just say..."
"yeah"
"lol"
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