A few times I've poured myself some milk and tried to screw the little tiny lid on the mug. After staring at the floating lid for a few seconds I realise what I've done and feel derp.
[QUOTE=Scar;26565345]Shit, this happened today:
So, there's a lot of snow here (like in most parts of the world). Anyway, while waiting for the bus, I thought it would be funny to throw a snowball. So, I randomly throw it somewhere, and it lands on some teacher.
The problem was, she was pregnant, and I hit her on the stomach.
:saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Could be worse,the pregnant teacher at my school fell over.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26565526]Could be worse,the pregnant teacher at my school fell over.[/QUOTE]
No, that's just funny
[QUOTE=Scar;26565601]No, that's just funny[/QUOTE]
Did I say it wasn't?
:v:
[QUOTE=Mp6;26558582]I once put ketchup on an eggo waffle thinking it was jelly, holy mother of god that horrid taste still haunts me.[/QUOTE]
Dude, That ketchup stayed on me for DAYS.
-Snip-
My alarm clock woke me up and I tried to turn it off, but instead I took the remote control and tried lowering the volume while pointing at the TV.. took me a moment to understand why it isn't working.
I was trying to fap in one of my dreams and I wondered why it wasn't working
Spent 2-3 hours looking for my car keys, my mom comes home and says "Why are your keys still in the door?"
Also took apart my PC to look for problems because it wouldn't boot at all. Turns out I was pushing the reset button.
Poured gatorade into a bowl. 3 seconds in I was like, "wait what the hell am I doing?"
This thread is very entertaining to read
Anyway, last night I went to drink and i didn't open my mouth, turns out warm mountain dew does not smell good when soaked into your shirt.
Everyday the phone will ring and someone will ask for one of my parents, and I explain that they're at work. Then they come in from work and I'll be like:
"Oh someone rang for you this afternoon."
"Who was it?"
"I dunno, I didn't bother asking."
I never learn.
Also quite often I'll make a cup of tea/coffee to drink while I'm playing on my 360, but I get engrossed in whatever I'm playing and I realise half an hour later that it's there and now it's cold. Either that or I finish a drink and then a while later I pick up the cup and expect there to be something there, and then get disappointed.
*Eat my breakfast, and then wonder what the fuck happened to my breakfast.
*While trying to make eggs, i cracked the egg and poured the yoke on the counter.
*When I was 7 or so, i would pee in bottles at night because i was to afraid to go the the bathroom. And due to the fact that all I would drink is bottled water, i ended up drinking a bottle of piss and wondering why my bottle of water tasted so bad.
Was riding a bike with four other friends at around 11pm.
We rode to a friend's house and split in the middle to see who gets there first.
When I get there, two of my friends are already there.
I tried to get with the bike on the sidewalk after a big downhill (Which made me really fast),
but I didn't manage to, and the bikes fell, but I kept walking on the sidewalk like nothing.
Fuck YOU gravity!
[QUOTE=Kalamadea;26565117]Typing a long sentence and erasing the entire thing without thinking because of a single misspelled word, then forgetting what it was you had written.[/QUOTE]
Ctrl + Z
So me and some friends were talking and I told them a story about how my cat went upstairs and climbed in my vent. I had a ceiling cat. I was trying to say "what if my cat did not meow to alert me of her presence and remained there staring at me until I noticed of my own accord" and I ended up saying "What if the cat didnt say anything."
We now have a catch phrase.
I once ordered pancakes, (I love whoop cream, so I eat it first all the time), then I got my fork and ate the whoop cream on the pancake.
...
And then it was butter.
I thought the butter was placed somewhere else in a container or something.
I remember one time a girl asked me if she could borrow a pen, I said
NO (cant find the face on google. You know what I mean)
instead of saying no problem. I sounded so serious.
During an english exam, 20 minutes left, feeling very confident about my answers.
"OH FUCK SECTION B"
Another time, my maths teacher asked me how to find the area of a triangle was, and in a half awake panic, I said "aeroplane"
Once my mother wanted to hide the TV remote (because we fight over it, rawr) and she put it in the fridge.
6 months passed before we found it, it was broken.
Once in high school I was walking to the bus stop about a quarter mile from my home, normal day, then got to school, and realized I forgot my backpack and all my work for the day at home.
:downsbravo:
Oh yeah, once I was about to leave class, so I was stood up, as was everyone else in the room.
Just as I took a swig of my water, I remembered something funny, which made me spit the water out all out the desk.
Dammit where are my glasses?, oh wait I'm wearing em
[QUOTE=FFStudios;26559382]Feel free to come visit me.[/QUOTE]
I live on 123 Big Street in California. Too far away :saddowns:
I tried going upstairs when it was actually going to the basement.... the pain
[QUOTE=Nerts;26288747]Completely forgetting the word for something midway through a sentence.[/QUOTE]
Its called...
The middle letter.
:smug:
Desperately searching for an object I'm holding in my hand. So many damn times.
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;26451659]This video sums up this thread pretty much.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgps85scy1g[/media][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, that is the most I have laughed in ages.
One time my little cousins were coming over for a visit. I didn't want them stealing any of my money so I hid my wallet. I found it a year and a half later still containing the $120.
[editline]9th December 2010[/editline]
Also it's happened a lot, where i'm watching tv. Then when the adds come on I completely forget what I am watching.
[QUOTE=AwesomeCanadian;26579452]I live on 123 Big Street in California. Too far away :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Ironically I Google Mapped bike directions from my house to Modesto, California today.
Want me to ride out there? It'll only take like, 4 days straight.
I woke up one morning as usually trying to turn my PC on. I hear the fan working and the PC starting up...monitor stands blank. I stare at it few minutes and then go "Who the fuck. Who the fuck was on the PC ?". I proceed to unplug and plug it few times and then go bullshit mode and smash the keyboard against the heater.
Then I notice the monitor was turned off. God damn. I never turn the monitor off.
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