I decided to wash down my mint flavoured medication with orange juice.
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Oh also, I was really really overtired one day but needed to eat a meal. So I set the kitchen timer and brought it with me upstairs and ended up falling asleep, timer wakes me, I spent 5 minutes trying to turn off my alarm clock (forgetting about the kitchen timer) and then realized my food was burning.
[editline]9th December 2010[/editline]
Oh and this one time when I was pretty young I went to piss, but ended up pissing in the bin for some reason. Which I thought was hilarious. So my mum walked and saw me pissing into a bin laughing manically. ):
God FUCKING DAMNIT, WHERE DID I PUT THE REMOTE!
In my hand, every time.
[QUOTE=RayDark;26584541]God FUCKING DAMNIT, WHERE DID I PUT THE REMOTE!
In my hand, every time.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, amateur, I lost mine for 2 weeks once!
It was on the roof.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;26584560]Pfft, amateur, I lost mine for 2 weeks once!
It was on the roof.[/QUOTE]
My dad flushed the little lightbulb thingy and the wires down the toilet.
There were no survivors.
Spending an entire day on a lego robot to put it on a closet and watch it fall down a few seconds later.
I was so sad.
I reinstalled RCT2 and ended up playing it for 6 hours yesterday. Ruining my sleep pattern.
Wanted to push some girl out of my way while I was talking to a friend, she didn't move, and when I looked at her I noticed that I grabbed her tit.
[QUOTE=JOMBIX;26584805]Wanted to push some girl out of my way while I was talking to a friend, she didn't move, and when I looked at her I noticed that I grabbed her tit.[/QUOTE]
Sometimes I accidentally touch girls' asses or sometimes even tits as they walk past.
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I'm not regretting it, either.
When I was 9 years old I called my teacher "mom!".
I've tripped over a painted line on a football field.
I almost rated myself funny on several occasions
Ate raw chicken without cooking
I overslept once when it was the last day of school :downs:
The teachers couldn't punish me thought.
I'm also currently sort of having one. I'm reading this thread in the middle of a quiet computer lab at school, and I keep busting out laughing and all my classmates look at me like I'm crazy.
I was so horny that I came and it went off the balcony behind me, I spent thirty minutes trying to find out whether I had some sort of invisible-cum-STD, or if my sperm had wings.
Left my keys inside the house when getting something outside (alone) once.
Damn, I felt like an idiot.
slipped on some ice and felt really proud that I hadn't smashed my face on the ground, walked to the bustop with dog shit smeared all over my shirt.
I once told my girlfriend that we needed a dog of bag food... Un-holy amounts of derpness was felt after that.
[QUOTE=desertsniper;26589634]I once told my girlfriend that we needed a [b]dog of bag food[/b]... Un-holy amounts of derpness was felt after that.[/QUOTE]
And I feel like a complete derp for reading that about 5 times before realizing what it actually said.
When I go on other forums, I see something stupid and funny and try to rate it, and fail.
[sp]Just kidding, it actually happens when I talk to people in class[/sp]
Just spent 5 minutes chuckling at a picture of a guy with a really goofy smile. Then I remembered I was looking in the mirror.
Just then, watching a movie on the Xbox, i tried to turn subtitles on using the DVD remote.
Took me 5 minutes to figure out why it wasnt working. I even changed the batteries.
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035773-How-can-I-get-the-best-airflow-out-of-my-crappy-case?p=26576203#post26576203"]How can I get the best airflow out of my crappy case?[/URL]
Post number 11. Goddammit.
[QUOTE=the-dutch-guy;26587599]I overslept once when it was the last day of school :downs:
The teachers couldn't punish me thought.[/QUOTE]
Our school would just punish you when you came back :v:
[QUOTE='[LOA] SonofBrim;26593230'][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035773-How-can-I-get-the-best-airflow-out-of-my-crappy-case?p=26576203#post26576203"]How can I get the best airflow out of my crappy case?[/URL]
Post number 11. Goddammit.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit that was in big letters too GS700
Just bought Infinity blade and didn't realise it wouldn't work on my 2nd Gen iPod Touch
[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;26593192]Just then, watching a movie on the Xbox, i tried to turn subtitles on using the DVD remote.
Took me 5 minutes to figure out why it wasnt working. I even changed the batteries.[/QUOTE]
I've done that for my Xbox movies with the TV remote, the Blu Ray remote, and the regular DVD player. Each time I think, "The fuck is going on here"
Tried for ages to get my email address working, then realised I was entering the wrong one.
Just had one; Kept trying to refresh the TV listings to see if they'll change.
They did not.
Changing into my pjamas, i didnt see my fan was on.
When i stuck my arm out into the air to get my arm into the sleeve, you can guess what happened.
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