• Derp moments.
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Once put Ramen in the microwave.... [b]without any water.[/b] burnt right up and made the house smell for a few days.
When I suddenly forget how to say something in swedish that should be really simple :v:
In the swimming pool, I once commented that "It's kinda hard to breathe underwater." I meant it was hard to breathe with the water pressure on my chest, but that's what I said. A couple seconds passed and then I cracked up. I've also almost poured cereal on a plate in the morning.
Once how do write the letter R.
[QUOTE=TAU!;26283227]- One time, I was walking into my bedroom and forgot how to cough. I had to cough real badly and it felt like my throat was going to dry up and itch forever. So, I said "cough" a few times and didn't know what the hell was going on.[/QUOTE] oh god what [editline]25th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nightsure;26290485]Once how do write the letter R.[/QUOTE] oh god what
It once took me 10 minutes to figure out how to turn on my light one morning. It has a knob that you have to turn clockwise but it can also turn counter clockwise so I turned it the wrong way for a good while before I decided "Oh, the bulb blew." So I got a fresh one and changed it. It still didn't work. So I thought "Wow, they packaged a faulty bulb" So I changed it again. Still didn't work. I just said screw it and did everything in the dark. The next morning I woke up and turned it on like it was nothing.
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Once I tried to shove in HL2 with the SMG and ended up exploding.
Hadn't had any sleep, burst out laughing in the middle of a Politics lesson when my teacher randomly said "I don't like imaging you all peeing on your textbooks". No one else laughed, so I felt kinda derpy.
Going around with an iPhone in my pocket asking my brother if he stole my iPhone.
When I had my hand open to cum in and I turned around because goasts and then i my entire keyboard
Forgetting wich way left and right is.
I have had a lot of derp moments in my life, but the one I remember the best is this one morning about a year ago. I just woke up and was pretty tired. I took a shower and put on some clothes and walked to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I grabbed some cheerios and put them on the table because I needed to get some milk from the fridge. So after I got the milk I turned around, and the box of cheerios on the table startled me. I thought it was a gigantic mouse and I just punched it. I didn't even look at it for more than half a second before I just jumped at it and hit it as hard as I could. It flew across the kitchen and into the living room where it landed on the floor, opening up and there were cheerios all over the living room floor. Needless to say my mom was mad.
I was forced to go to some bible study thing involving abstinence and self esteem and zoned out and the topic got somewhere to how guys only think of girls as meat and meat is bad, needless to say thats when I zoned back in, so I chimed in rather loudly, "Hey! I like meat!" and my friend that I dragged along said something about bacon fat and we just laughed and left.
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I forgot how to spell Ice Cream
Recount a story to a housemate who, by the time I'd told the whole story, I'd realised had been with me at the time when the events occurred.
There was this one guy at school who I kept asking about my homework when he wasn't in the same class as me. He must have told me like seven times.
Putting my socks in the bin and my apple core in the washing basket :saddowns:
-I once went to cook a frozen pizza, but instead of putting it on convection I put it on microwave the thing turned into a scorched circle of burnt cheese. -We were talking about gastric acid in school once and I for some reason thought it had something to do with gas instead of the stomach. I felt like a retard after that.
I think my most recent one was locking my keys in my car, while i was working on the car in my garage.
I spent three years of my life trying to figure out how to pronounce "Helicopter."
I put a cup-o-noodles in the microwave with a fork in the cup once.
Took my uncle's boat out on his pond with a cinderblock in the bottom. Grabbed onto the block, threw myself over the side with it. Until that time, I had no idea that 40 feet of water was enough to make a person's eardrums implode. I suppose the rapid descent didn't help any, though.
I spoke Spanish in a French exam. After 30 seconds I realised what I was doing and just panicked. I have to retake that exam in February :saddowns:
I was texting while walking, head down, not looking where I was going, and walked into a streetlamp. I felt so retarded for the rest of the day. :saddowns:
I was working at Mcdonald's and I had to make a soda and fill a fries tray I poured the soda into the fries tray and dropped a strainer full of scalding, oil-covered fries all over my stomach.
Not taking my education seriously. That's why the only career I can have is being in the military. Because that's all a loser like me is cut out to do. Otherwise, I would be flipping burgers or scrubbing toilets. Oh well, I will try to serve my country proudly, regardless of whatever dumb decisions the politicians in D.C. are making. And I think chicks dig a man in uniform. It symbolizes stability and that's a quality women like.
Forgetting a normal, everyday Norwegian word, resulting with me having to explain it in English.
Putting the Coffee pot into the fridge, and trying to put the milk where the coffee pot should be. Had it actually been the right size I wouldn't have noticed.
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