• Derp moments.
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I've poured cereal into a glass or onto a plate before, and nearly put orange juice on my cereal once I'm not really a morning person...
Start walking somewhere in my house then I end up somewhere thinking "why the fuck am I here?" then continue doing what ever I was
See if you can spot the derp moment here. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SJA2-VodY[/media]
I told my mother to grab a stick of deodorant on the way home from work since I was running low. She hands it to me when she got back. After five minutes of twisting the knob (left), bending the plastic and hitting it on my desk twice, I consulted her. I asked if there was any packaging left on it, so she looks at it for a few seconds and twists the goddamn knob to the right, making it move up with no trouble at all. Felt like a complete dumbass :saddowns:
When the person who checks your movie tickets said "Enjoy the show!" I replied with "You too." I felt like an ass.
I hate it when you've sent someone a text message and you get pissed off when they don't reply, so you check your phone in case you missed it and there it is, the text you never sent in the first place...
Im just a derp kind of person all together.
Burped hard enough to vomit a bit, but I was so proud I didn't let it fly out of my mouth. Until i noticed the piss stain.
I had been playing Half Life so much, when I walked into a dark room in real life I tried to press the "F" key in my head :derp: Edit: I also found myself looking at the ceiling to check for barnacles
having a herp-derp-hurr-durr flaming contest with some Algerian numbskull on Omegle. Now he claims to have my IP address. [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] I'll be checking all my locks tonight :ohdear: [editline]10th December 2010[/editline] Seriously though, i think he's talking shit. If not, I'll hunt the bastard down with a rusty shovel
I once woke up at 4 in the morning and though "I'm going to be late for school!" so I hurried and threw a bunch of random clothes on, then looked at the clock. I was confused. So I just hopped back into bed and slept and ended up sleeping THROUGH MY GOD DAMN ALARM. I was pissed.
Overslept on thursday, when my mum yelled up the stairs. I yelled back "IT'S SATURDAY", about 3 or 4 times Then i looked at my iPod and got out of bed like a bullet
Like the OP, I blew on a glass of wine thinking it was tea or something
[QUOTE=Adamhully;26597201]See if you can spot the derp moment here. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0SJA2-VodY[/media][/QUOTE] What.
Waving to a friend who walks at the other side of the street, then you realize he's just some random stranger looking like your friend O_o
I once tried to take a piss in the kitchen trash can
Playing Xbox, when I got a phonecall. Put my Xbox controller to my ear, laughed at my stupidness and answered the phonecall. Then I proceeded to try playing Xbox with my phone.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;26587857]slipped on some ice and felt really proud that I hadn't smashed my face on the ground, walked to the bustop with dog shit smeared all over my shirt.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://en.spongepedia.bimserver2.com/images/0/0a/Weenie_hut_general.jpg[/IMG] I think someone needs to go to Weenie Hut General!
I remember this time i had intestinal problems due to bad food, the name of the sickness i don't know in english, but it lasts for a week and for the weektime you shit like once every 15 minutes nonstop. In the first day i woke up at 2:00 AM feeling ill and with nausea, on the way to the bathroom i realised i wouldn't make it in time and started to run, and then i looked down and the second i did it, i started vomiting on my feet, from the speed of my run i trip in my own vomit and already inside the bathroom i do a backflip and keep vomiting in midair and when i finally hit the ground i keep vomiting upwards and on the walls and everywhere. In the end, there was i, laying in the floor, and vomit everywhere, i mean [B]everywhere[/B] on the walls, on the floor, on the corridor... Then a few seconds later my mother wakes up from the noise and sees the horror scene. I still laugh from the very face she made and what she must have thought. Oh man that week was the worst of my life. One day i had to sleep in the toilet. Also the day when i went to get some bread and when i was going back home i realised i forgot to pay, then came back there, very shy, saying sorry and paid them, then going back home again i realised i forgot the change, then going back again got my change and went back home. Then i realised i had forgotten the bread, when i came back the woman there started laughing at me.
picked up a bottle of coke, i was fully aware what it was, i had one glass, one bottle of ketchup on the table and one plate with spaghetti. I glance at the ketchup while holding coke, suddenly my mind thinks i have grabbed the ketchup and pours coke in my spaghetti. also Tilting glas while 4cm away from a closed mouth..
Refreshing my steam games library expecting more games to show up [editline]11th December 2010[/editline] And once I poured cereal into a glass
Woke up hungover this morning and put the kettle in the fridge.
I say some everyday word and after saying it over and over I think on how odd it sounds and thing I'm saying it wrong and wait till someone else uses it to make sure.....
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;26621017] And once I poured cereal into a glass[/QUOTE] I sometimes do that on purpose.
Sitting in physics, looking at a book to help answer a question. I thought 'Ctrl+F' in my head and wondered why it didn't work, I realised why about 5 seconds after.
We need a crtl+f function in real life. It'd be really useful!
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;26654812]We need a crtl+f function in real life. It'd be really useful![/QUOTE] The number f times ive wished for this...
[QUOTE=yujin110;26624011]I say some everyday word and after saying it over and over I think on how odd it sounds and thing I'm saying it wrong and wait till someone else uses it to make sure.....[/QUOTE] "Pizza"?...
Just finished fapping (into paper) had to go to bed after too ( tired as fuck ). When leaving my room i threw the paper in the laundry basket, and my t-shirt in the toilet. Took me a good 10-15 minutes of me lying in bed to realise what i'd done.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;26646006]Sitting in physics, looking at a book to help answer a question. I thought 'Ctrl+F' in my head and wondered why it didn't work, I realised why about 5 seconds after.[/QUOTE] i tried to highlight and copy and paste with my finger
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