Once my friend forgot his cellphone in my house then i grab my cellphone to call his cellphone but then i just realized that his cellphone was in my house.
:downsbravo:
I was walking back to my house, and when I opened the door I noticed that that furniture was off. I was greeted by a golden retriever, turns out I went to the wrong house.
And once I went outside wearing only shirt and boxers.
Noticed it quickly though.
[QUOTE=Desaster56;26722714]Sometimes forgetting how to breathe.
I almost died, twice :([/QUOTE]
Woay, that's psychic disease.
Another thing I remember.
Me and my family were on vacation in Denmark. We lived in a house which was located near other houses, all identical. So one morning, after visiting the store, I walked into the wrong house. Took of my shoes, jacket etc. Walked into the kitchen, helped myself to some orangejuice, sat down and turned on the TV, then I heard a woman yell from within the bathroom, "Who's there?". I panicked, fetched my things and ran out.
Sitting at lunch table with my friends, at school. Pick food up with fork, food falls off, pick it up with fork again, it falls off, i exhale a discrete nervous giggle, pick it up third time, it falls off, i leave the table in shame.
Damn noodles...
I tripped down the stairs, when I got up, and said this
"Ass niggers"
I giggled a bit, thought it was stupid. Went to bed.
I wake up the next morning, and found that I wrote ass niggers in my closet. What the hell.
I spent forever trying to put a piece of string through my keyring. Once i had coiled it around it just fell out and i realised i could have just put it through.
Back when I was at school, I couldn't be bothered to sift through my bag, so I spent 10 minutes looking for a "search" button.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;26781565]I tripped down the stairs, when I got up, and said this
"Ass niggers"
I giggled a bit, thought it was stupid. Went to bed.
I wake up the next morning, and found that I wrote ass niggers in my closet. What the hell.[/QUOTE]
What
Exactly. I don't do drugs. I guess being over tired is a drug.
Just had one while reading this thread.
I wear glasses, but I took them off about 5 minutes ago to give my eyes a break.
I realized that I was having trouble seeing, and went to adjust my glasses (I usually adjust my glasses by just pushing the bridge) and ended up poking myself between the eyes.
[QUOTE=FordLord;26783709]Just had one while reading this thread.
I wear glasses, but I took them off about 5 minutes ago to give my eyes a break.
I realized that I was having trouble seeing, and went to adjust my glasses (I usually adjust my glasses by just pushing the bridge) and ended up poking myself between the eyes.[/QUOTE]
Fuck i do that ALL the time.
I once walked out of the locker room with no shirt on.
Faces were melted.
[QUOTE=Sie-Sveinhund;26784058]I once walked out of the locker room with no shirt on.
Faces were melted.[/QUOTE]
you should have kept going
[quote=Carne;641]Another thing I remember.
Me and my family were on vacation in Denmark. We lived in a house which was located near other houses, all identical. So one morning, after visiting the store, I walked into the wrong house. Took of my shoes, jacket etc. Walked into the kitchen, helped myself to some orangejuice, sat down and turned on the TV, then I heard a woman yell from within the bathroom, "Who's there?". I panicked, fetched my things and ran out.[/quote]
After she found out nobody was there she probably thought it was a ghost. I feel kind of bad for her :saddowns:
On Friday, I went to school wearing my pajamas under my clothes. I didn't notice till I got home and got changed.
:derp:
[QUOTE=Zambies!;26781565]I tripped down the stairs, when I got up, and said this
"Ass niggers"
I giggled a bit, thought it was stupid. Went to bed.
I wake up the next morning, and found that I wrote ass niggers in my closet. What the hell.[/QUOTE]
Woke up one morning with band aids on my nipples, one scooby doo and one barbie.
I turned the fucking house upside down looking for scooby doo or barbie band aids and I found not a trace of either.
[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]
Once when I was little I tried to do a somersault underwater and I got stuck upside down, directly upside down.
I couldn't get out from being 180* in the wrong direction. I had to let out all the air in my lungs, fall the bottom and bang my face around on the floor to get upright again.
Stood up after that and made the "fuck yea" face.
One time, I was driving and it was raining so I had the windshield wipers on. It stopped raining, I still had the wipers on and they started squeaking against the dry windshield, so I used wiper fluid to stop the squeaking...
I was slicing an egg with one of those fancy slicers-
[img]http://www.gifttrap.com/images/lovehate/egg_slicer.jpg[/img]
and when I tried to slice the egg it disappeared. After looking around for a moment I decided to drink some milk from a cup of milk in front of me, and to my surprise there was my egg.
A couple of years ago I was working in construction and we were putting up a grain bin. Here comes lunch time we sit under a grain dryer to eat our sandwiches in the shade. For some reason I stood up and smashed my head into the grain dryer we were under. Weirdest feeling I ever felt when I did that. I had to be sent to the hospital and get staples put in to hold my head together.
"Here's your meal, enjoy!" -waitress
"Thanks, you to!" -me
*pause for a moment*
[img]http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/3193/original/1279052383758.jpg?1279054176[/img] -both of us
I once put soda in my serial, ate it, and then threw up five minutes later.
Burp mid sentence when trying to explain something serious.
I was once playing on my computer in pitch black for hours on end, when suddenly I felt this odd sensation on my legs.
I looked down and couldn't see what it was, and then it hit me.
I was not aware that I was wearing pants.
Sneaking back into my house and getting my foot caught on my sister's hair dryer cord and pulling over an entire stand of metal hair spray bottles onto the hard wood floor.
Subtle.
saying things like par cark instead of car park
[QUOTE=Chekko;26287796]I threw my candy bar in the trashcan and took a bite of the paper. I was tired.
Wasted 2€ for nothing. :smith:[/QUOTE]
When I was little I did this 3 times in a row before my grandma helped me.
[editline]19th December 2010[/editline]
Also, I tried to bite my phone and text on my biscuit
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;26796497]saying things like par cark instead of car park[/QUOTE]
Hapens all the time. I hope its not some sort of weird syndrome :ohdear:
Ooh, I just remembered another one!
Around 10 years ago, I was playing airsoft with my friends. We had a break and I put my protection glasses above my visor.
About 5 minutes later, I couldn't find my glasses anywhere, and I looked for them for 30 minutes.
Then, out of frustration, I nodded my head down and they fell off my visor and I felt really stupid.
The best part was that ALL of my friends were helping me find my "missing" glasses. :v:
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